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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

super sweet best pal posted:

Nokia stuck at 6.66

I bought into Nokia but goddamn I am absolutely pulling for the Gamestop stock to go nuclear.


Let me hear the screams of wall street, fueled entirely by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8

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ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012


"Please don't give the poor people money"

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Is it too late to get in on this poo poo?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

oxsnard posted:

oh and also: chamath was instrumental in making elon musk the richest man in the world. He's bad actually

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lmao yeah let's all get lectured by an Enron exec

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

First of all, wut?

Second of all, gently caress of you neoliberal piece of loving trash. The stimulus checks ARE means tested at $75k income. loving gently caress off you overpaid rear end-kissing ponce.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Not even joking. I literally can't see a catch. If you have more than $25k in your portfolio, just sell immediately if the stock goes down and purchase something else. Repeat forever. Am I missing something? I assume the $25,000 is just the gate between the proles and the "rich?"

Shitpostradomus
Sep 19, 2020

by sebmojo
capital /real/ not mad right now.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat, NOK is loving FLAT

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
https://twitter.com/GriffinMalone6/status/1354465114208882688?s=20

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
hypothetical how could something like WSB meme a stock down? let's say one of the MIC stocks like Raytheon

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


that's a 'tine

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Yossarian-22 posted:

Is it too late to get in on this poo poo?

NOK is still a pretty solid buy


*I AM IN NO WAY QUALIFIED TO GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME

Gods_Butthole has issued a correction as of 20:59 on Jan 27, 2021

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Relevant Tangent posted:

never sell
(actually sell enough to cover your bet then hodl until the moon)

if u sell just a little bit its like giving someone else a chance to get on

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Gods_Butthole posted:

That's the "gently caress me in the rear end with a tooth corn cob" button.

For reference:



this made my butthole pucker

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Nokia calls for Friday 9$ just went down to 0.05

CubeTheory
Mar 26, 2010

Cube Reversal
NOK at 6.66, all in on Satan's stock

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Pook Good Mook posted:

First of all, wut?

*random retail investors quadruple their money overnight at the expense of hedge funds*

"The poors can't be trusted with money"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Nokia halted at $6.66.

Hail Satan.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Dolphin posted:

drat, NOK is loving FLAT

Trading firms are limiting buying and selling meme stocks right now. It's blatantly illegal and super lovely.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
ghost ride the dip
(ghost ride the dip)

dimhue
Mar 5, 2017

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Man, I take a couple of days off and everything goes insane.


Best possible result is r/wallstreetbets realizes they can’t destroy the master’s house with the master’s tools, but I doubt it.

r/wallstreetbets is full of people who want to own the master's house, not destroy it

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender


Wrong.

Money me, money now. Me a money needing a lot now

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

ErrEff posted:

"Please don't give the poor people money"

https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1354489454086545410?s=20

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

The Alpha Centauri posted:

hypothetical how could something like WSB meme a stock down? let's say one of the MIC stocks like Raytheon

You would have to short it like hell, but then that puts WSB in the same position as the hedgefunds getting turbo hosed, but way worse just because they don't have the same access to coordinated capital

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

gently caress off bitch

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Yossarian-22 posted:

Is it too late to get in on this poo poo?

Nope.

It's supposed to keep going til Friday.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

venture capital wants targeted stimulus up his own rear end

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lol

if people were dumping their stimulus checks into the market, wall street would be all for stimulus checks

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1354488619482886147?s=19

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

nokia gamestop bed bath and beyond blackberry amc which one of these IF YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE would you advise reinvesting in?

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Retail investors are a threat to the broader market

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

PawParole posted:

Nokia calls for Friday 9$ just went down to 0.05

just put in an order for 50. Let’s see if they get filled (they won’t)

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
eve online taught me that a market player's worst enemy is someone with capital to throw around bc they dont know what theyre doing and gently caress with market signals lol

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

dimhue posted:

r/wallstreetbets is full of people who want to own the master's house, not destroy it

They're going to dog pile it and accidentally destroy it in the process.



Maybe, I don't know.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


DoomTrainPhD posted:

Not even joking. I literally can't see a catch. If you have more than $25k in your portfolio, just sell immediately if the stock goes down and purchase something else. Repeat forever. Am I missing something? I assume the $25,000 is just the gate between the proles and the "rich?"

If it's a margin account, then yeah go hog wild just gotta maintain that $25k minimum.
If it's a cash account, you gotta deal with settlement times.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

From what I'm seeing I really don't see Nokia doing the insane gamestop takeoff like it did. I think the speculation of Nokia is that it'll probably continue to rise throughout the year and shouldn't see the crater melt that AMC and GME will most likely see in the coming days/weeks.

Apparently Nokia has a solid forward plan, so I think anyone wanting to get rich super quick a la the gamestop method will be dissapointed.


Although since nobody can loving trade them these days it's all moot anyways.

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

PawParole posted:

Nokia calls for Friday 9$ just went down to 0.05

WHAT THE gently caress DOES THIS MEAILOKENFA;LSNGA;LSIEG;LA

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

They just want to punish the proles for getting out of line.

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