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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
leftist uprising thwarted after cia asset AOC can't figure out how to do audio

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worms butthole guy
Jan 29, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Is there any reason to not buy just one $0,01 call of $550 gme?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

samantonio posted:

So what options are you guys buying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXiQBSetOZQ

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Fixins posted:

Is there any reason to not buy just one $0,01 call of $550 gme?

no

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

samantonio posted:

So what options are you guys buying?

hodling vxx calls

i don't care how you do it, just gently caress poo poo up lmao

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Fixins posted:

Is there any reason to not buy just one $0,01 call of $550 gme?

sounds like an easy way to make $550 though i don't know what a call is or really anything about any of this. i think you should do it

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Asproigerosis posted:

leftist uprising thwarted after cia asset AOC can't figure out how to do audio

built up all that hype and dissipated it by not doing basic preparation, very good

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Asproigerosis posted:

leftist uprising thwarted after cia asset AOC can't figure out how to do audio

she finally got it

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


MinutePirateBug posted:

the volume on trading on NOK is much higher than GME or AMC it was something like 658 million trades vs like a tenth of that on GME, it is impossible to tell where it is going. Also NOK isn't a meme stock in the same way as GME or AMC

Nokia has a bajillion more shares and a significant smaller fraction of those are shorted than AMC, BB and especially GME. Nokia might become viable for an interesting play eventually, but people are putting money on it more due to the projects it has been presented such as rolling out 5G in Europe and bringing internet to the moon (lol)

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
turns out she needed to plug the dang thing in

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




In Training posted:

am I hosed with NOK since everything is focused on GME and AMC tomorriw? not that it matters they're never gonna let me withdraw my money lol

nok is a long term hold until the us gov trust huawei again

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
aoc is back, and stuff works now

THS
Sep 15, 2017

mila kunis posted:

built up all that hype and dissipated it by not doing basic preparation, very good

yeah i get not everyone is a “computer toucher” but lol test your poo poo

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I did not make a mistake scrolling through all these pages I missed. :allears:

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Noblesse Obliged posted:

liquidity? you should see the puddle of piss I’m sitting in

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

:rip:

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

lol

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

Like any good financial trader, you were supposed to loving lie

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the only trade option i need is HOLD

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Or buy options, whatever, i dont really know what they are

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

this is like nigerian scams being obvious and poorly written, to weed out the smarter respondents early.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
i only bought nokia stock which ends up being like the only non-meme stock in this whole thing

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

this is why ur not rich

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

THS posted:

yeah i get not everyone is a “computer toucher” but lol test your poo poo

cant, too busy legislating

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

lol

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

lmao

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Cumshitter when you go on Chapo insist that Will and only Will address you as mr. Cumshitter

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



mycomancy posted:

I need someone to photoshop that Chernobyl scene with the reactor caps popping but they're labeled with stonks and NUMBERS

Dyatlov is Citadel

The guy who dies on the way to the core is Robinhood

The two guys looking into the core are Melvin and CNBC

The core is r/wallstreetbets

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

solidarity@!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaXwpJtIF5g

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


lmfao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

lol

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
Those $540 tendies looked nice. I got a few of them :)

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

I did not make a mistake scrolling through all these pages I missed. :allears:

dont read

only post

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Admiral Ray posted:

the only trade option i need is HOLD

HODL YOU MORANS

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1354963986865860613
Of course this won't stop her but...

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

Supposedly the trick is to say you have 3 years experience and then you get full access

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Warmachine posted:

Dyatlov is Citadel

The guy who dies on the way to the core is Robinhood

The two guys looking into the core are Melvin and CNBC

The core is r/wallstreetbets

Pls gons

Gons

Pls

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hatebag posted:

I tried to set up options trading and there's a question that says something like "do you know what the gently caress you're doing?" and i clicked "no" and they wouldn't let me trade options

Hahahahah

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