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WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Sphyre posted:

i get that pumping GME fucks the hedge funds that were shorting it but what is pumping dogecoin supposed to do

musical chairs for idiots, but worse because crypto exchanges are even more dumb than the actual stock market.

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PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
DOGE is intentionally dumb and thus worth investing in, as all cryptos are fundamentally just pump n dumps.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

TropicalCoke posted:

no crypto only GME

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Sphyre posted:

i get that pumping GME fucks the hedge funds that were shorting it but what is pumping dogecoin supposed to do

pump and dump is the name of the crypto game

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



i think everyone has just finally realized that money is fake and that earning it in livable amounts has nothing to do with hard work or personal acumen and everything to do with pure, unadulterated luck

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Shear Modulus posted:

chinatown did you really win 500000 dollars on dogecoin

I think he said if it reaches .5, not .05

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol ok

https://twitter.com/rosemontseneca/status/1354997049352183812

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Real hurthling! posted:

doge billionaires arent going to be able to turn that into dollars are they?
they'll short sell dogecoin for more GME

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Zeno-25 posted:

AAAAAnd it's gone

ahahaahahahahahaha

oh god

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

PringleCreamEgg posted:

DOGE is intentionally dumb and thus worth investing in, as all cryptos are fundamentally just pump n dumps.

My position has nearly doubled in the last three hours so I'm ok with this

ghostinmyshell
Sep 17, 2004



I am very particular about biscuits, I'll have you know.

Crusader posted:

welp, never mind, i give up



Same, I was going to dip my toes into this for fun and dump $20 but none of these sites work worth a poo poo.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Vermain posted:

i think everyone has just finally realized that money is fake and that earning it in livable amounts has nothing to do with hard work or personal acumen and everything to do with pure, unadulterated luck

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

now do the crater!!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Vermain posted:

i think everyone has just finally realized that money is fake and that earning it in livable amounts has nothing to do with hard work or personal acumen and everything to do with pure, unadulterated luck

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Dogecoin cowards better transmute those gains into GME come opening

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

"Do you know where your children are?"

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

SchnorkIes posted:

It's now vertical in the other direction!

ahahahaa omfg everything is so stupid!!!!

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Log082 posted:

the only thing sadder than whining about your own sizer is whining about someone else's

lol

FormaldehydeSon posted:

free taintrunner

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

drat they turned off fractional shares for GME I want IN!!!!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

30 minutes before markets open

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Agrajag posted:

ahahahaa omfg everything is so stupid!!!!

its going back up!!!

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


non 0 chance this is either a batman villian speech OR mr left starts off by saying “Now listen here you little pieces of poo poo” like a villian in a coming of age movie

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Zeno-25 posted:

We have been distracted and seduced by number, GME is all that matters

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Zeno-25 posted:

We have been distracted and seduced by number, GME is all that matters

AMC

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shear Modulus posted:

chinatown did you really win 500000 dollars on dogecoin

feuckin RH is glitching the gently caress out

dont jinx this poo poo

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Quality is not great but here's the Robinhood CEO getting dressed down on CNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5dRQYv3Pkk

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

1stGear posted:

im actually going to wake up early on my day off to watch all this go down lmao 2021 owns

lmao im not sleeping i want to watch pre market moves!

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

1stGear posted:

Buy dogecoin then sell it so you can buy more GME

This right here. Crypto money printer.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

non 0 chance this is either a batman villian speech OR mr left starts off by saying “Now listen here you little pieces of poo poo” like a villian in a coming of age movie

they are probably going to do like melvin capital and claim they are no longer exposed and have successfully liquidated all of their positions

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

NO SHORTS BEHIND THE CURTAIN

SIMPLY STOP BUYING STOCKS AND MOVE ALONG

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd

Vermain posted:

i think everyone has just finally realized that money is fake and that earning it in livable amounts has nothing to do with hard work or personal acumen and everything to do with pure, unadulterated luck
i feel like if more people had played MMOs in middle school, it wouldnt have taken them so long to understand this

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Yay, we have returned to rando said a thing so it must be ture posting.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Quality is not great but here's the Robinhood CEO getting dressed down on CNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5dRQYv3Pkk

wilted Adam Driver

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Now it's letting you buy dogecoins

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Chinatown posted:

feuckin RH is glitching the gently caress out

dont jinx this poo poo

praying that you get a taste of the good life goon 🙌

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

this is the dumbest loving thing holy poo poo

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

In Training posted:

drat they turned off fractional shares for GME I want IN!!!!

you want mine? I'll sell it to you for 350 bucks

Hirsute
May 4, 2007
this must be what it felt like during the gold rush days in california and the yukon in the 19th century except without all the toothless overalls-wearing prospectors cackling about gold in them thar hills and drinking moonshine from comically large jugs

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


get the gently caress out of dogecoin right now you loving goons

take your 6x gains and run and be thankful volume is high enough to cash out. DONT TRADE CRYPTO

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

non 0 chance this is either a batman villian speech OR mr left starts off by saying “Now listen here you little pieces of poo poo” like a villian in a coming of age movie

he budd dwyers himself and instead of everyone feeling bad the only response is lmao stonks

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
kraken melting under the traffic

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