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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

typical morning bullshit, all platforms overloaded and crashed, halts every minute

in other news, water is wet

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
i've got a long meme in my portfolio

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

That's a strong open.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Halt on AMC lmao

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

pigz posted:

That was nuts... up to 410 slammed down to 350 instantly back to 400 then immediately down 354 and frozen

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Gunshow Poophole posted:

i've got a long meme in my portfolio



oh hell yes, finally a stock that makes sense.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Gunshow Poophole posted:

i've got a long meme in my portfolio



Ah the gay agenda I've been hearing so much about.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Made 600 out of amc so happy im out of this meme share game now.

the other hand
Dec 14, 2003


43rd Heavy Artillery Brigade
"Ultima Ratio Liberalium"
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the other hand has issued a correction as of 03:05 on Oct 31, 2022

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
https://twitter.com/ME_Accountant/status/1355158278251180032

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Gunshow Poophole posted:

i've got a long meme in my portfolio



short kings only

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
the other firms smell the blood in the water now, the frenzy is on

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
Silver is going up. Remember, 8 of the largest banks have short positions in Silver. JP Morgan has a list out of stocks that could be squeezed in the coming day including:

$CAKE - Cheesecake Factory
$MAC - Macerich
$SFIX - StitchFix

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Number absolutely wants to go parabolic but the market won't let it

How long can number be contained?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
lol NAKD

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

StealthArcher posted:

If all this remains the case all it's telling me is the proto-fasc are doing a better job recruiting off of massive wealth loving people over openly and deliberately.

Maybe if most of the American :turianass:Left:turianass: didn't just spend the last year stumping and screaming in support of Joeseph Austerity Rapist Biden this may not have gone this way.

the economic left and the "cultural left" are different groups, and there isn't much overlap

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
So wait if it’s halted does that mean Melvin will be bankrupt on Monday? Does it stay at 350 dollars?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


How do I hurt silver short investors

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Al-Saqr posted:

So wait if it’s halted does that mean Melvin will be bankrupt on Monday? Does it stay at 350 dollars?

they’ll freeze trading for a minute.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

In Training posted:

plz buy my stocks Robinhood

Still waiting for my AMC buy to go through :f5:

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

who care

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

enemy of my enemy etc

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


lol they're driving down all the meme stocks right at open

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Al-Saqr posted:

So wait if it’s halted does that mean Melvin will be bankrupt on Monday? Does it stay at 350 dollars?

The market halts trading on a stock if it changes too much in too short of a time. But its only temporary.

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

so goddamn tired of takes well actuallying how this is still making countless other hedge funds rich

we loving know that and don't care because short of an extinction-level event it will keep happening

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Mr. Lobe posted:

How do I hurt silver short investors

Buy Buy Buy!

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

people ITT have betrayed the immortal c-spam science of "good things don't happen lol get over it and smoke weed"

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Eight-Six posted:

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

you do not understand jokerficiation nature

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

They're useful idiots, they're wrecking up institutions of capital for their personal gain but with potentially devastating (hilarious) consequences for hedge funds and everyone downstream of them, which is potentially a lot of people

WSB as individuals don't matter. Chaos matters. Chaos reigns!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

no, they’re out to get rich clothed in the guise of helping us all

it’s just that, actually, they are.

sometimes the earthquake wrecks a village in an impoverished country

and sometimes you find out the fault line runs right underneath Manhattan

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

gme keeps rallying after they gently caress with it. fantastic

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

who gives a poo poo

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

You gotta pay 9000 dollars for a 900 dollar GME call


Lmao!!!

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Eight-Six posted:

be real with me,

does anyone honestly believe that WSB believes themselves to be fighting for the 99%

seriously

they're hopped up on current events and money, yes

they're hootin' and hollerin' out of their goddamn minds, yes

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

Who cares let them bankrupt the hedge funds

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

lol they're driving down all the meme stocks right at open

the problem for them is that people can actually buy today, so driving them down just means more buying + holding

moush
Aug 19, 2009

Rage Your Dream

Eight-Six posted:

and yes, there's numerous signs of priming for alt-right thinking and grooming

but when all the trading firms finally close ranks and snuff this out in under a month, WSB will just be the same stock gambling place it was before, if more racist

there is a pretty heavy overlap with wsb users and cumtown listeners, but i'm not sure you should label them all alt right Nazis like you want to

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I transfered a fuckload from doge to AMC... that registered at open... did I do good?

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