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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Mitch McKawaiinell

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Jurgan posted:

Why does the start only have five points?

The guy is powerfully stupid.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Chibi McConnell and his tsundere waifu

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Scott Morrison had his first call with Joe Biden.

Rowe:


Knight:

A worker at an Australian Open quarantine hotel in Melbourne tested positive, so Victoria is on a heightened level of restrictions while they isolated and test close contacts.

Wilcox:


Leak, Son of Leak:

With Craig Kelly is Pete Evans, celebrity chef, host of the TV show "My Kitchen Rules", and a believer that you can cure COVID with plasma lamps. Evans recently did a video interview with Kelly thanking him for "fighting for us" in spreading COVID conspiracies.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i’m terrified of the artistic power held by a man who can gently caress up drawing a star of david, one triangle on top of the same triangle upside down, so badly

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Cowcaster posted:

i’m terrified of the artistic power held by a man who can gently caress up drawing a star of david, one triangle on top of the same triangle upside down, so badly

I legitimately believe he was unaware that the stars the Jews had to wear in Nazi Germany were the Star of David and just read that the Jews wore stars and assumed it was a 5 pointer.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Could it have been a lame attempt at avoiding undue controversy?

I somehow managed to type this with a straight face

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

I am probably giving him too much credit but maybe he made it 5 pointed on purpose because a) he presumes you're not Jewish if you voted Trump, which is part of the problem for the (((globalist))) controlled far left, and b) the stars on the American flag are five-pointed so it symbolizes that only patriots get given the star.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Probably didn't want to accidentally acknowledge that the holocaust happened.

Gahmah
Nov 4, 2009

Is there significance to the gastrointestinal tract / brain on Putin’s shoulder or is that just a really hosed up muscle?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
It's missing the point because that's what all his comics do

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Weldon Pemberton posted:

I am probably giving him too much credit but maybe he made it 5 pointed on purpose because a) he presumes you're not Jewish if you voted Trump, which is part of the problem for the (((globalist))) controlled far left, and b) the stars on the American flag are five-pointed so it symbolizes that only patriots get given the star.

I woulda assumed the same but if you've unfortunately seen a lot of his "work" and tweets it's clear he's incredibly loving stupid.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



it’s not even right for a five pointed star. the two bottom points’ lines don’t line up with the pentagon. just a truly awesome, breathtaking achievement

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Yeah, it's like a star of David that's lost a limb.

lightrook
Nov 7, 2016

Pin 188

Gahmah posted:

Is there significance to the gastrointestinal tract / brain on Putin’s shoulder or is that just a really hosed up muscle?

I'd have guessed it's meant to imply that Putin is both strong AND smart, since even his powerful muscles have brains and his brains also double as his muscles.

No clue about the context, though, and regardless it's still pretty gross to look at.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Cowcaster posted:

it’s not even right for a five pointed star. the two bottom points’ lines don’t line up with the pentagon. just a truly awesome, breathtaking achievement

It looks to me like it was originally going to be a six pointed star then he realised he didn't like whatever that was implying and then altered it.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Is this a bit? It's clearly meant to evoke the yellow star nazis made Jews wear but since they're something else they just made it a 'regular' star. They understand the parallel and are banking on it and this lets them sidestep actual support or empathy for Jews.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Vib Rib posted:

Is this a bit? It's clearly meant to evoke the yellow star nazis made Jews wear but since they're something else they just made it a 'regular' star. They understand the parallel and are banking on it and this lets them sidestep actual support or empathy for Jews.

Because he;s very stupid.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Vib Rib posted:

Is this a bit? It's clearly meant to evoke the yellow star nazis made Jews wear but since they're something else they just made it a 'regular' star. They understand the parallel and are banking on it and this lets them sidestep actual support or empathy for Jews.

it doesn't matter what star he intended to draw because it's absolutely hosed up and wrong regardless

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

He drew Mitch McConnell as a loving kawaii anti-Trump politician and definitely not as someone on every Democrat and leftist's shitlist. He's pretty clearly a huge loving moron.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Gahmah posted:

Is there significance to the gastrointestinal tract / brain on Putin’s shoulder or is that just a really hosed up muscle?

Here's the artist's interpretation:
https://twitter.com/BrookesTimes/status/1357294610972868608

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Kind of sad that this buys so hard into believing that Putin is actually rugged and musclebound and huge when he's actually a short, pudgy wimp

(USER WAS POISONED FOR THIS POST)

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

I approve of letting conservatives go to an unspecified moon of Jupiter.

quote:

Speaking of which, there’s a strong case for there being life forms at Ganymede's core-mantle boundary. Scientists refer to them as extremophiles—organisms capable of existing at extremes.

:thunk:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
So tickled every time conservatives suggest their own social network platform.

Every single time, without fail, it is filled with vile bigotry and fails spectacularly. Every. Single. Time.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Twelve by Pies posted:

https://www.villagevoice.com/1999/07/27/the-king-of-comix/

He doesn't hate Maus, he just thinks it's overrated. And he really hates Spiegelman. Supposedly Spiegelman is kind of an rear end in a top hat, but Rall seems like he's mostly just mad that Spiegelman got a Pulitzer for Maus. He even says that it won the Pulitzer because "he was the only entry, you can't lose if you don't have any competition."

I'm feeling lazy but I'm sure someone else can post the cartoon about how Spiegelman's statue won't be in the Hall of Great Cartoonists, he'll probably be at the concession stand, but at least he won't be like Rall's statue which will be a urinal in the men's room.

Just as a note here that might explain why Rall doesnt like Spiegelman - taken from list of awards for Ted Rall

quote:

1996: Finalist, Pulitzer Prize

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Groovelord Neato posted:

He's legitimately the dumbest person in this space:

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1347721573248212993?s=20

He recently made a tweet about how he's a centrist but the left has just gone so far off the deep end lmao

I am not ready for kawaii McConnell. :stonk:

The Artificial Kid
Feb 22, 2002
Plibble

The_Other posted:

I always keep in mind an old post on The Hooded Utilitarian about Rall from 2007:


For reference, here's the cartoon with the handicapped student


Sorry I know this is from pages and pages ago, so sorry if it's been done to death, but how did Rall not think to have the "mentally handicapped" dialogue be about actual conservative talking points, instead of school stuff? I mean he failed to put the political analogy into his political analogy cartoon. It would still be a Rall, but if the teacher was saying things like "what's that, you want to 'teach the controversy' on evolution? Ok" it would have been just a tiny little bit less awful.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I think I’ll start calling edgelords extremophiles instead.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004




Back in 1807, politoons really made you think!

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Groovelord Neato posted:

He's legitimately the dumbest person in this space:

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1347721573248212993?s=20

He recently made a tweet about how he's a centrist but the left has just gone so far off the deep end lmao

I mean Scott Adams has said he's to the left of Bernie Sanders before, words just don't have meaning anymore

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Vivian Darkbloom posted:



Back in 1807, politoons really made you think!

Most political cartoons could be improved by a turtle biting peoples butts.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013


Ben posted:

Jen Psaki is a career political hack. She worked as deputy press secretary in the Obama administration. Once Trump was elected she spewed propaganda on CNN.

Now that China Joe has been installed through election fraud, Psaki is back. She seems a perfect fit for the Biden regime. She seems unprepared, evasive, and untruthful. She has all the charm of a soulless and unblinking political shark that she is. Biden’s mouthpiece is now famous for her ‘I’ll circle back to you on that’ line, which has gone viral.

Psaki also mocked the “Space Force” and made a homophobic tweet about Lindsey Graham. So much for Unity.

Psaki is a talking doll. Others pull her string and she then babbles proscribed and scripted lies. Jen makes a good face for the leftist media. She’s a socialist sycophant relaying talking points to other socialist sycophants. There is no journalism involved. It’s just one big circle jerk.

Orange Woman bad!

—The GrrrTeam


Have a BenG double feature: Ben has words about silver.

Ben posted:


[A note here: I trimmed 45 sentences off the start of this, as it's already far longer than these usually are. I don't think it's critical for the rest. WallStreetBets good, Silver good, Globalist Billionaire JP Morgan bad, game rigged.]

Many silver buyers end up realizing that silver, though pretty to look at, is a lousy investment. It was never supposed to be an investment. It’s supposed to be a store of value because it’s real money.

That’s why the Goliath bankers want silver controlled. They do not want constitutional money threatening their debt dollar! If silver hadn’t been controlled it might have made a Bitcoin-like run and exposed their immoral system of debt dollar slavery.

I realize the GameStop trading event as well as the subsequent silver pile on was never about the company’s value or the value of the shiny metal. It was about us debt slaves sending a BIG MESSAGE to the big Wall Street hedge funds. It’s a form of rebellion. The hedge funds have now answered back with their own message: ‘It’s a rigged game and we’ll change the rules midstream in order to CRUSH you. You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy!”

The mega-banker oligarchy doesn’t worry about regulatory agencies. They own the regulatory agencies. They own a money printing press which has enabled them to buy the politicians, the courts, the media, and the education system. Nobody is going to take down the top one tenth of the 1 percent until we can destroy the Federal Reserve and they won’t let that happen. They’ll drone strike activists first. They’ll assassinate any president or politician who tries. They see us as their slaves and that’s the end of it. We did little to stop them from setting up the Federal Reserve and the IRS. The American public has always been easily brainwashed and led about by means of fear and propaganda. Now we’re seeing the end game—we’re becoming slaves to the oligarchs and their Chinese-style socialist government.

Those oligarch elitists control the horizontal and the vertical, and the market dances to their tune. Many will say I’m too cynical or negative, but we also saw them steal an election, shut down a pipeline, destroy jobs, as well as forcing us to wear useless masks. Not to mention they now want us to get jabbed by their deadly vaccines. They control the media—social and otherwise—and now they control the vote. Yes, the controllers are firmly in control. As long as silver remains tied to the debt dollar, buying silver will do nothing to stop their agenda.

Can they be stopped? I think it’s too late. All we can do now is protect ourselves and our families through buying buying guns, ammo, and storable food. We need to concentrate on our communities, our grass root sheriffs, and politicians and then resist the top of the pyramid. For example, we can stop wearing their masks of submission. It’s time to face reality, no matter how grim. Nobody is going to save us. Patriots are not in charge back in Washington D.C. Traitors are in charge. Stop counting on others to save us. We have to save ourselves.

—Ben Garrison

Hang in there Ben- it’s not over by a long run! Dave won’t save you!


Tina

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

scott adams is one of the dumbest men alive so i wouldn't use him as an example of how the average person thinks or talks

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Ben's new fursona is just Donald Trump.

Raised By Birds posted:

Have a BenG double feature: Ben has words about silver.


Ha ha ha ha, yes yes.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schatt Adams still considers himself to be Dilbert except he's not. He's the boss with the pointy hair.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
And even though he still sees himself as Dilbert, the pointy haired boss has changed quite a bit over the years. These days he's just as likely to be the voice of reason as Dilbert himself, and there's even a few of the pointy haired boss being the reasonable level headed manager frustrated at his dumb useless employees.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


I want to see those 45 lost sentences

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

I want to see those 45 lost sentences

Glad to see him finally admit it

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Jin Wicked
Jul 4, 2007

Well, I never!

Twelve by Pies posted:

And even though he still sees himself as Dilbert, the pointy haired boss has changed quite a bit over the years. These days he's just as likely to be the voice of reason as Dilbert himself, and there's even a few of the pointy haired boss being the reasonable level headed manager frustrated at his dumb useless employees.

Is it okay for me to post this? I hope it's okay for me to post this.



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