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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


quick where are we at on covid transmission by fart research

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Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
This is the same organization that successfully pulled off the bubble, right?

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

quick where are we at on covid transmission by fart research

Wear a mask on your butt

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/1357879954764095488?s=19

Could have been worse, it looked pretty bad

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

R.D. Mangles posted:

quick where are we at on covid transmission by fart research

It is transmissible by farts, especially if one receives a heavy exposure.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1357876624914604038?s=19

lol

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
https://twitter.com/kdtrey5/status/1357885018169868288?s=21

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003


lol

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
This just in, Kevin Durant demands a trade to get away from Kyrie

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://twitter.com/DruProductions/status/1357884905833656320?s=20

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

he forgot the "thane"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1357887705233948672?s=21

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

efb

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

on the one hand, if KD were a normal person he probably wouldn't have had to quarantine until the person he was in contact with had a positive test and told him of that

on the other hand lol the NBA hosed up

on the third hand, it's really unlikely that he could have passed it to anyone else in the game if the contact was earlier today

but back on that second hand again, lol the NBA hosed up

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/1357894281277677576?s=19

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Harden also looked pretty pissed in his post game interview too.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

CoolRanch
Apr 5, 2019
I know we're just going to talk about huffing farts and covid poo poo, instead let's take a gander at Ben Wallace having some of the sickest dunks and blocks in finals history over that Malone/Payton Lakers team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kstxcpbXHG0

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

The Game Ben Wallace DIDN’T REALLY DESTROY Shaquille O’Neal BUT PLAYED QUITE WELL AGAINST HIM All Things Considered And Acted As A KEY CONTRIBUTOR To A PHENOMENAL TEAM DEFENSIVE EFFORT


Agreed KD

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011


amazing

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



fellas i fuckin love the national basketball association

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

CoolRanch posted:

I know we're just going to talk about huffing farts and covid poo poo, instead let's take a gander at Ben Wallace having some of the sickest dunks and blocks in finals history over that Malone/Payton Lakers team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kstxcpbXHG0

That was one of the first finals I ever watched. Great series.

CoolRanch
Apr 5, 2019

Senator Drinksalot posted:

That was one of the first finals I ever watched. Great series.

It was a fun time to talk poo poo about Malone's 4 inch thick knee wraps on the forums back in the day too.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Chauncey Billups was a baad man.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Bradley Beal becomes first player to lose ten straight 40+ point games
https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/...ation-is-clear/

Kibner posted:

I know some/many of us bitch about free throws, but I'm glad that the frequency of them is still trending lower, as they have since like 60s or whatever:

https://twitter.com/EdKupfer/status/1357714347775184897?s=20

PTS/100 possessions continues to go up as well.

code:
PTS/100	 Season
111.82	 2020-21
111.46	 2019-20
111.20	 2018-19
109.54	 2016-17
109.24	 2017-18
109.14	 1994-95
109.05	 2008-09
109.02	 1986-87
109.00 	 1991-92
108.85	 1989-90


91.43 	 1959-60
91.00	 1958-59
90.99	 1955-56
90.47	 1954-55
89.64	 1956-57
89.50	 1952-53
89.05	 1957-58
88.33	 1953-54
88.01	 1951-52
86.34	 1950-51

Senator Drinksalot posted:

What's the point of having the ASG if it can't be a big ridiculous spectacle? It just won't be that fun.

Some want to relive
https://twitter.com/elijahhorton94/status/1237914671325347841
every year.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Jaylen and Smart-less Celtics beat PG-less Clippers. I don't know what this means but it feels good.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Hand Knit posted:

He missed the start of the game, then they let him play for half the game, then they pulled him again. Like, what?

COVID-19 now allows the Head Gamemakers to craft games on the fly.

Yaya posted:

I'm not sure why you're all surprised a Steve Nash lead team can't play defense

Yes, I've been contemplating the osmosis that must've taken place with Nash being near D'Antoni all those years. And D'Antoni being on the BKN bench right now. Defense does not bode well when he is near.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Juliana Carlos' YouTube page is gone! LBJ celebrating 🌮🌯🔪.

Ghost Dog posted:

people with boring or annoying voices should not do mediums where they do nothing but talk. do not respond to this saying im a guy with an annoying voice, thank you

Technology exists to change voices. It should be used more.

IcePhoenix posted:

He's also a thin skinned baby

Thanks to this thread my primary first thought of Shaq is now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J5FWEre07w

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

creamcorn posted:

*to the tune of angel dust by gsh* cy-ber-dust

It wasn't rainin, it wasn't pourin, but it was dustin'
cy-ber dust

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

I hate this because Wood was going to be the one beneficiary/feel-good story of the ill-advised ASG. Also, to a lesser extent, because the upcoming month of extended-Boogie-minute games seems unlikely to produce good results for the Rockets.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

What I wanna know is the all star game going to be that cool way where there's a certain point total you need to get to to win or not

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

lol i forgot this

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Delly may have NFL brain :smith: https://sports.yahoo.com/matthew-dellavedova-cavaliers-potential-retirement-concussions-nba-031003089.html

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Poor Delly is a victim of all the dirty players in the NBA.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
poo poo. Get well, Delly. I‘ve only had one bad basketball concussion in my life but that one lingered for weeks. It really sucks.

EmotionlessThug
Feb 14, 2012

Dejan Bimble posted:

It wasn't rainin, it wasn't pourin, but it was dustin'
cy-ber dust

been saying this

EmotionlessThug
Feb 14, 2012

Oh poo poo. I wish Matthew Dellavedova the best as I do for all of LeBron's former funny teammates.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/matthewdelly/status/1357806501792997378?s=19

Looks like he responded. I dunno man if you are suffering lingering concussion effects, and you have a wife and kid, and you've already pulled in enough money to live without working another day in your life, maybe think about it?

https://twitter.com/HoHighlights/status/1357880888785133569?s=19

This was a 2k jumpball

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://twitter.com/WillGuillory/status/1358095934278746112?s=20

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Jack's Flow posted:

Shaq bothers me more because he has always been annoying. People hate Dwight Howard, but Shaq was just as dumb in his heyday as a player.
Exactly. He was Dwight before Dwight in terms of not being funny at all. At least Dwight didn't try rapping (I think).

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