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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Just probe me and use that gif as the probation reason as atonement for your sins.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:44

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:55

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

McConnell posted:

Look at this clown pretending to be on our side!

lol thank you, brand new user "McConnell"

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:45

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

if a poster gets an unjust probation you can undo it with another probation.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:45

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

do you guys think his posts were going to get better in the next six hours??

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:45

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

do you guys think his posts were going to get better in the next six hours??

yours haven't got better in 10 years but you're still allowed to make them

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:54

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

some plague rats posted:

yours haven't got better in 10 years but you're still allowed to make them

bullshit you should have seen the first ones

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:55

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Flavius Aetass posted:

do you guys think his posts were going to get better in the next six hours??

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:57

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Flavius Aetass posted:

do you guys think his posts were going to get better in the next six hours??

it's ok to admit you made a mistake

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:13

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Yinlock posted:

it's ok to admit you made a mistake

lol i'm sure he'll be sorely missed

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:15

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol i'm sure he'll be sorely missed

you had 1000 bad posts to choose from, why pick the good post

are you trying to discourage good posts

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:16

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

just caught up on this thread, here are my brief thoughts in no particular order because this is all so tiring.

Flavius Aetass posted:

i have a feeling it might be because they know any attempt to do so would be met with all of their posting pals calling them nazi rape apologist bootlickers

I bet you you're wrong

Flavius Aetass posted:

This isn't intended as a slight against anyone, but we have given IK buttons to at least 2 posters who frequent the succzone and their idea of what posts to use their buttons on unfortunately differs greatly from that of the admins

we have already tried to address your concerns by doing exactly this

then I submit that you (collectively) didn't try hard enough and should have been paying closer attention and maybe been more active in rotating IKs or being clearer about poo poo or using buttons if it was really such a big screaming deal. Instead you went with the laziest option that would create the biggest fallout and make it a big huge deal

Gassing the thread was unnecessary overkill, or would have been if any of you cared enough

and now the emptyquotes:

Some Guy TT posted:

if thats how you feel just probe the people who are talking about d and d

the vast majority of succ zone content wasnt about that and anyone whos telling you thats all we did is a liar

Raskolnikov38 posted:

it wasn't because it wasn't moderated until the volunteer mods decided they couldn't ignore it anymore

Some Guy TT posted:

really because i was a regular poster in the succ zone and i can barely remember anyone getting probed at all and bear in mind that since im night crew id see probes that were only approved long after the fact

even in the context of moderation discussion we had far longer chats about threadbanning quetzadilla and mcmagic or banning jimmy dore conversations than i can remember anyone ever seriously getting mad about d and d

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:30

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Grapplejack posted:

lmao free this man

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:31

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol i'm sure he'll be sorely missed

for reference you could probate yourself and see how many people post "free flavius"

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:32

ZenMasterBullshit: Nov 2, 2011; Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

When I said Squizzle made the most pathetic post earlier that wasn't a challenge Flavius.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:33

Jeffery of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:34

GOD IS BED: Jun 17, 2010; ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON; College Slice

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

thanks lowtax

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:37

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

No balls

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:38

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

lol nice

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:38

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

Lmfao

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:38

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Mods pointing their gun, unsure of which one to shoot and asking both jefferys how much they love their computer to find out which is the real jeffery

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:39

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

i embrace oblivion. close the forum

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:41

apropos to nothing: Sep 5, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzWEYeUT6U

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:41

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Dustcat posted:

whining about an arfjason probe is just sad

like, do you imagine he's sitting there in front of his monitor right now, tears welling in his eyes, lower lip trembling, going "oh my god i can't believe they probated me"

yes?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

i am closing cspam shortly after the markets close tonite

plz post yr celebrations itt

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:45

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

lol

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:47

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

can't wait till cspam is over and i can go back to brunch

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:50

GEMorris: Aug 28, 2002; Glory To the Order!

Imagine buying a product to only turn around and remove the most popular features.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:50

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

some plague rats posted:

for reference you could probate yourself and see how many people post "free flavius"

[SOCIAL EXPERIMENT] Banning myself in public to elicit sympathy? EPIC FAIL! (4K 60FPS)

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:51

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Slippery Nipple posted:

can't wait till cspam is over and i can go back to brunch

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:51

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

this is the kind of jeffery i can respect

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:53

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

arfjason eas probed for �being arf� and im not sure how anyone has thus far disagreed w that assessment

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:53

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

we had a goon run, it's fine

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:55

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

lmfao

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:55

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

arfjason eas probed for “being arf” and im not sure how anyone has thus far disagreed w that assessment

No disagrees that he was being arf, it's just that anyone who isn't a bitchmade coward considers that a good thing

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:55

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

posting twice in the thread and ignoring every reply is not a herculean effort

it is, in fact, not an effort at all, and condescending to us doesn't help either

just listen to what people are saying rather than dismissing them offhand because a few dumbass mods keep screaming about how we're trying to burn the forums down 24/7

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:56