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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Lid posted:


That's the TakeOver card and its... fine? Like not world breaking and up and down but theres some stuff in there.

A pretty stunning indictment of the state of NXT in 2021 if we’re being honest.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
still thinking about nia's hole

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014

Pylons posted:

I can't say enough about how much I hate a triple threat title match.

It's pretty stupid to take 2 potentially good matches and stuff them into one not-as-good match yeah.

Only thing they're really good for is facilitating a title switch while also protecting someone so I bet Toni pins Mercedes

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pretty happy to be reminded of Wes Lee

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

forkboy84 posted:

Pretty happy to be reminded of Wes Lee

T-Bar

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
what happened to Rhea, is she just in limbo now? didn't she have a good showing at the RR (I forget)... Having Charlotte bury her last year was dumb as hell

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hirez posted:

what happened to Rhea, is she just in limbo now? didn't she have a good showing at the RR (I forget)... Having Charlotte bury her last year was dumb as hell

She's on the main roster now except neither show used her. Maybe she'll show up on Smackdown this week.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

The 80s “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!”

The 90s “That’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold Said So”

The 00s “The champ is here!”

The 10s “everyone’s tough until the man comes around”

The 20s “Ahh! My butt! Oh, my hole!”

just rust
Oct 23, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

The 80s “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!”

The 90s “That’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold Said So”

The 00s “The champ is here!”

The 10s “everyone’s tough until the man comes around”

The 20s “Ahh! My butt! Oh, my hole!”

Sports entertainment keeps getting better, it's true.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

mooseinfants posted:

It's pretty stupid to take 2 potentially good matches and stuff them into one not-as-good match yeah.

Only thing they're really good for is facilitating a title switch while also protecting someone so I bet Toni pins Mercedes

Triple threats in WWE are incredible for much winning isn't impressive and losing doesn't matter.

There's some chaos and someone wins, whatever.

Just give Toni her spotlight :allears:

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


All triple threat matches should be elimination style.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Speaking of failing upward, Cameron Grimes is my new hero and I'll cheer for him for the rest of his career

https://streamable.com/s62csw

Lets go Hillbiliase

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

The 80’s: “I’ve been in the danger zone”

The 90’s: “Look at the adjective”

The 00’s: “Minus. Five. Stars.”

The 10’s: “Do a good... lucha thing!”

The 20’s: “Ahh! My butt! Ohh my hole!”

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Blaise330 posted:

Speaking of failing upward, Cameron Grimes is my new hero and I'll cheer for him for the rest of his career

https://streamable.com/s62csw

Lets go Hillbiliase

I'm impressed by this too because mentioning Gamestock is the closest WWE have come to referencing current pop culture in about 20 years

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

Speaking of failing upward, Cameron Grimes is my new hero and I'll cheer for him for the rest of his career

https://streamable.com/s62csw

Lets go Hillbiliase

It's so weird that someone from SRW managed to make it here to our dimension and it wasn't The Farmer. :smith:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I like how unlike JBL, his personality stayed the same and theres actually a backstory to how he got rich


Rarity posted:

I'm impressed by this too because mentioning Gamestock is the closest WWE have come to referencing current pop culture in about 20 years

Drew wrestled a 2020 monster talking about murder hornets. Also once Truth and Goldust walked in the ring during a match chasing a pokemon on Pokemon Go.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Lid posted:

Finn Bàlor Vs Pete Dunne - NXT Championship

Io Shirai Vs Toni Storm Vs Mercedes Martinez - NXT Women’s Championship

Johnny Gargano Vs Kushida - North American Championship

Dakota & Raquel Vs Shotzi & Ember - Women’s Dusty Cup Finals (Winner also gets future Women’s tag title shot)

MSK Vs Grizzled Young Veterans- Men’s Dusty Cup Finals

That's the TakeOver card and its... fine? Like not world breaking and up and down but theres some stuff in there.

That looks like five matches featuring people who are good at wrestling and who I would like to watch wrestle.

And I absolutely do not care.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Rick posted:

I'm glad that didn't happen so much.

Also, glad that NXT Japan didn't happen although if they would've ended up having a working relationship with AJPW as rumored that might have lead to some fun matches.

the only way I could see this playing out is WWE demanding all of ajpw's biggest stars so they can job them out to baron corbin, meanwhile they'll only send over Shorty G as a joke and he starts putting on 5 star classics with everyone

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Blaise330 posted:

Speaking of failing upward, Cameron Grimes is my new hero and I'll cheer for him for the rest of his career

https://streamable.com/s62csw

Lets go Hillbiliase

Umm wasn't it Grimes who had racist tweets dredged up not too long ago? I can't keep the NXT name generator straight on who's who.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Therapist:

Lid posted:

Riddick Moss does not exist this joke is one of the weirder ones this forum has done.
Riddick Moss:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
He looks like a video game.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

Umm wasn't it Grimes who had racist tweets dredged up not too long ago? I can't keep the NXT name generator straight on who's who.

I think they ended up just being song lyrics he was posting?

I didn't see much follow-up though.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Intruder posted:

still thinking about nia's hole

Knock you in your head with my hole
With my hole
You gon' have a mark from my hole
From my hole
My hole! My hole!
MY HOLE IS BETTER THAN BACONNNNNN!

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Blaise330 posted:

Also once Truth and Goldust walked in the ring during a match chasing a pokemon on Pokemon Go.

I read that as Goldberg and was incredibly confused for a moment

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Wintermutant posted:

I read that as Goldberg and was incredibly confused for a moment

Ludicrous. Goldberg bleeds Digimon

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Wintermutant posted:

I read that as Goldberg and was incredibly confused for a moment



Butterfree, YOU'RE NEXT


Dango Bango posted:

Umm wasn't it Grimes who had racist tweets dredged up not too long ago? I can't keep the NXT name generator straight on who's who.

Maybe so maybe not, I can't keep up anymore. Tbf I'm taking the easy way out of memorizing half the names by ignoring anything british that isn't Walter.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Blaise330 posted:

Also once Truth and Goldust walked in the ring during a match chasing a pokemon on Pokemon Go.

https://mobile.twitter.com/vincemcmahon/status/753035502484348932?lang=en

Vince McMahon hates Gastly.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Riddick Moss the ridic. hoss

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Eat My Fuc posted:

The 80s “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!”

The 90s “That’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold Said So”

The 00s “The champ is here!”

The 10s “everyone’s tough until the man comes around”

The 20s “Ahh! My butt! Oh, my hole!”

"You talk about your beer and your Austin 3:16, well Jax 3:16 says "MY BUTT! MY HOLE!""

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Fed like a hole

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


did we ever find out why vince works out in a 1980s shopping mall

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
I'm pretty sure that's the weight room at Titan Towers, which has never and will never be remodeled

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1359915103584460814?s=20

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

My hole, my hole, it’s all a work we know as sung by the 205 Live Roster

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
They should have Drake Wuertz interview Velveteen Dream.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Pope Corky the IX posted:

They should have Drake Wuertz interview Velveteen Dream.

Inside an active volcano

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1359914106992558081

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Eagerly awaiting to hear about the big TikTok deal that will comprise more than half of the company’s revenue

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John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013


maybe you should try adding something, like "yeah we fired the pedophile"

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