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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Yeah that poo poo don't work once you get more than like a foot in size, it would be as effective as the gills

Obviously the lung/book holes would be bigger if it was a bigger spidershark. You're not thinking about this scientifically.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 19:13

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# ? May 8, 2024 00:18

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

The classic "give them legs but no way to breathe on land" prank

This is actually a colony of microorganisms being powered by the decay of a dead shark.

Like Icelanders.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 20:06

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

~~Arachno~~Scorpionophobia warning:

https://imgur.com/gallery/CtoXrZb

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:57

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

~~Arachno~~Scorpionophobia warning:

https://imgur.com/gallery/CtoXrZb

I don't mind scorpions, but clusters of stuff like that make me squick.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 01:22

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Maybe, but if they did want to kill you, they could easily just chomp your rear end in one bite. Think of all the effort they go through to chase a fish, or beach themselves at the small chance to get seal. Humans would be like fast food for them, if they truly wanted to hunt us. Just imagine this fucker coming at you while you sunbathed in the shallows.

"Oh what, the water is 4 inches deep and I weigh 3000 pounds? gently caress YOU, DON'T CARE."

So why don't they eat us then? Do we taste bad?

# ? Feb 11, 2021 04:23

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

xtal posted:

So why don't they eat us then? Do we taste bad?

They know we�re killing the ice caps and making it easier for them to get seals

# ? Feb 11, 2021 04:53

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

And tuckered-out polar bears

E: I'm sure the "resident" populations that eat mostly fish, or would if we hadn't destroyed the fisheries they rely on, would just loving devour us if they could

And if they hadn't been taught as calves that Fish Is What You Eat

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# ? Feb 11, 2021 04:55

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

xtal posted:

So why don't they eat us then? Do we taste bad?

It's in everyones best interest that no one go surfing near pinniped colonies.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 05:07

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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Phy posted:

E: I'm sure the "resident" populations that eat mostly fish, or would if we hadn't destroyed the fisheries they rely on, would just loving devour us if they could

I'm sure they love us. The fish-eaters used to have to work for their food. Now they can just raid open-ocean fish farms.

I think humpbacks have been particularly keen on this. There are a few vids of humpbacks coming in through the bottom of the net, and feasting. The owners can just watch in horror, and be all "... welp, there goes a million dollars in one gulp."

# ? Feb 11, 2021 05:10

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

xtal posted:

So why don't they eat us then? Do we taste bad?

We�re too scrawny, there�s not enough calories in us to be worth it.

_{facetious but maybe not?}

# ? Feb 11, 2021 05:11

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I figured orcas tried eating people a while ago, didn't dare for the taste, then told the rest of the pods via whale songs that have been passed along the earth for generations.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 06:07