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witchy: Apr 23, 2019; one step forward one step back

witches be hexin

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:08

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:12

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

communism

wrong bitch. I'm going to put on a cute dress and neg you into sincerely wondering about crop circles

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:13

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/1361382266438574082

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:20

LibCrusher: Jan 6, 2019; by Fluffdaddy

samantonio posted:

Here's one I call Snug Moon. Two photos, one a telephoto of the moon, the other a wide shot of the field. Photoshopped together to give the effect of the Earth snuggling up next to the moon.

that actually looks really lovely 😕

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:20

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Mysticism isn't very compatible with materialism. It's cheap escapism that promotes grifters and magical thinking. It's one thing to acknowledge it as a cultural relic, but you ain't solving poo poo with tarot cards, star charts, or pretty rocks. They're not going to give you special insights into the mechanics of the world, or bend the world to your will. And allowing it to run rampant attracts grifters and attention seekers to poo poo up your space.

There's certainly some room for discussion of how rituals and belief systems can help comfort people in our contradictory and insane world. But promoting starcharts or warding crystals as a solution to material problems leads to poo poo like praying covid away, or treating masks like a talisman instead of filtration device. You're ignoring the basic tenets of dialectical materialist thought, and providing an empty non-material solution to material problems.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:26

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

some plague rats posted:

wrong bitch. I'm going to put on a cute dress and neg you into sincerely wondering about crop circles

when I was in high school I spent hours lobbying my friends to go make a crop circle but I could never get anyone on board

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:26

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

guidoanselmi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo

That whole channel was incredible

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:26

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

jetz0r posted:

Mysticism isn't very compatible with materialism.

materialism is wholly incompatible with mysticism, in fact. Engels has a good explanation of why in one of the introductions to Socialism: Utopian and Scientific

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:28

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

jetz0r posted:

Mysticism isn't very compatible with materialism. It's cheap escapism that promotes grifters and magical thinking. It's one thing to acknowledge it as a cultural relic, but you ain't solving poo poo with tarot cards, star charts, or pretty rocks. They're not going to give you special insights into the mechanics of the world, or bend the world to your will. And allowing it to run rampant attracts grifters and attention seekers to poo poo up your space.

There's certainly some room for discussion of how rituals and belief systems can help comfort people in our contradictory and insane world. But promoting starcharts or warding crystals as a solution to material problems leads to poo poo like praying covid away, or treating masks like a talisman instead of filtration device. You're ignoring the basic tenets of dialectical materialist thought, and providing an empty non-material solution to material problems.

Crystals are real.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:28

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Gripweed posted:

Crystals are real.

Crystal are real, and look cool. I have cool rocks because I think they look cool. Those rocks don't have special powers. They just cool rocks.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Gripweed posted:

Crystals are real.

yeah but you can�t charge them up by j/oing

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

maybe you can't

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:30

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

I also have some fossils that I dug up, those are pretty cool, too.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:31

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

jetz0r posted:

I also have some fossils that I dug up, those are pretty cool, too.

cool fossils or bullshit fossils that are just like a leaf that got caught in mud

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:31

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

jetz0r posted:

I also have some fossils that I dug up, those are pretty cool, too.

And I presume you would deny them any special significance too, even though many believe that fossils are actually the remains of long dead animals?

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:32

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

indigi posted:

cool fossils or bullshit fossils that are just like a leaf that got caught in mud

A bunch of sharks teeth, sting ray teeth, a trilobite, and some other things that I don't know what they are.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:33

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Gripweed posted:

And I presume you would deny them any special significance too, even though many believe that fossils are actually the remains of long dead animals?

I am not going to be haunted by the 400 million year old ghost of a sea creature, nor is it going to bring prosperity or ruin.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:34

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

jetz0r posted:

A bunch of sharks teeth, sting ray teeth, a trilobite, and some other things that I don't know what they are.

that�s cool. you should post pics

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:35

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

when I was in high school I spent hours lobbying my friends to go make a crop circle but I could never get anyone on board

lol nice

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:41

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

guidoanselmi posted:

Random street photos from a few different places [...]

[HUMAN_GEOGRAPHY.jpg]

Where street photos are concerned, nothing beat sitting in the back of a motorbike shooting with a fast prime as my friend drove around HCMC.

Owns.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:42

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

# ? Feb 16, 2021 04:54

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

jetz0r posted:

I am not going to be haunted by the 400 million year old ghost of a sea creature, nor is it going to bring prosperity or ruin.

now you're just begging to have your child born half-fish due to Poseidon's curse

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:02

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 7 days!)

a solid sheet of snow in loving Texas is pretty cspam, right? or should this be in the climate change thread

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:09

WorldsStongestNerd: Apr 28, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Peanut President posted:

a solid sheet of snow in loving Texas is pretty cspam, right? or should this be in the climate change thread

It's cspam because that snow is crippling the state because our declining empire can't maintain the infrastructure.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:11

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Peanut President posted:

a solid sheet of snow in loving Texas is pretty cspam, right? or should this be in the climate change thread

President's Day, 2021

The day millions in Texas lost power in freezing weather, right after the Senate had just called a recess after they'd failed to successfully impeach the last U.S. president for a second time.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:27

animist: Aug 28, 2018

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:36

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

Paladinus posted:

If you hate shopping, you hate women.

women be shopping = women are shopping

# ? Feb 16, 2021 06:00

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/AmericanIdol/status/1361187986197663747
lmao, claudia conway you little grift

# ? Feb 16, 2021 06:07

Clibanarius: Sep 22, 2020; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/bondnickbond/status/1361435834889637888

I feel like this is the essence of C-SPAM.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 07:02

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

He wanted to give the reader a 'you are there' feeling.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 07:12

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

The eternal dialectic of charge up and j/o.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 07:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 16, 2021 08:48

MEGA THREAD RETARD: Jan 26, 2021; by vyelkin

Just the best of things

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmjMOYjphH144bjRi6WSuiA6kXDT47zdH

# ? Feb 16, 2021 08:58

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

jetz0r posted:

I am not going to be haunted by the 400 million year old ghost of a sea creature, nor is it going to bring prosperity or ruin.

nothing gets past this guy

# ? Feb 16, 2021 09:49

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

brb, gonna write a Steven King-style short story about a Cumberland County man who gets haunted by the ghost of a trilobite he bought in a museum gift shop

at the end of the story he and his childhood former best friend defeat the ghost with �the power of human love� or some poo poo (they j/o together and it charges a special crystal and then the crystal shoots a beam at the ghost)

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:24

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

actually some abiogenesis theories involve self replicating crystals that literally created life on earth. but go off about how its impossible for my gaming crystals to improve drop rates

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:31

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Ok Comboomer posted:

brb, gonna write a Steven King-style short story about a Cumberland County man who gets haunted by the ghost of a trilobite he bought in a museum gift shop

at the end of the story he and his childhood former best friend defeat the ghost with “the power of human love” or some poo poo (they j/o together and it charges a special crystal and then the crystal shoots a beam at the ghost)

there's one like this where it's two dudes who break down in the desert... and then at night all the ghosts of ancient fish and weird bugs or whatever swim through the canyons... and then the one guy doesn't notice all the ghosts are hiding for some reason but it's too late, he was entranced away from the safety of the car. Shoulda just hunkered down with your bro.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 11:01

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/mustachetoilet/status/1361570896104681474

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

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