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hate to tell ya this pal but this thread is in fact 32 pages
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Feb 14, 2021 00:43
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god loving damnit
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Feb 14, 2021 00:43
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lol that owns
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Feb 14, 2021 00:44
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Feb 14, 2021 00:46
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I'll be your Valentine, Tip. Just don't tell my waifus.
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Feb 14, 2021 00:50
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Tip posted:Valentine's Day is my birthday. i don't care about valetines day today is all about you 
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Feb 14, 2021 01:07
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Thanks sweeties. The one positive of this birthday is whining about it. I just added "V-Day is my b-day, and yes it is the worst. 🥳" to the top of my dating profiles to cash in on pity.
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Feb 14, 2021 01:31
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oh poo poo thats tomorrow huh or technically today since i live in the accursed land of brexit
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Feb 14, 2021 01:32
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That said, I don't even know why I'm on these loving dating apps in the middle of a pandemic. I'm not going on any dates. I think I'm just in it for the dopamine rush of seeing people like me. And I guess the boredom killing fun of swiping through profiles and judging people.
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Feb 14, 2021 01:34
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Tip posted:That said, I don't even know why I'm on these loving dating apps in the middle of a pandemic. I'm not going on any dates. literally everyone who likes my tinder profile is some oval office with a perm named something like "declan"
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Feb 14, 2021 01:35
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hbag posted:literally everyone who likes my tinder profile is some oval office with a perm named something like "declan" It's easy to tell who liked me on Bumble because they show the little pixelated image and then surface them pretty quickly, I've found about 75% of my likes come from conservative christians. It's kinda surprising because I live in Portland, Oregon and make it very clear in my profile I'm a weed smoking atheist lefty socialist. I think maybe I need to look more like a weed smoking atheist lefty socialist.
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Feb 14, 2021 01:48
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Tip posted:It's easy to tell who liked me on Bumble because they show the little pixelated image and then surface them pretty quickly, I've found about 75% of my likes come from conservative christians. What, you aren't always wearing the Official Antifa Uniform? I'm telling Soros. Expect a call from HR.
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Feb 14, 2021 01:51
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I just put one of those charcoal face scrub masks on and now besides being cancelled for being in black face I think I'm gonna lose an eyebrow
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Feb 14, 2021 02:03
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Tip posted:Valentine's Day is my birthday. Hey, mine was yesterday! And my coworker also has a birthday on valentine's. We agreed that it sucks lol
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Feb 14, 2021 03:48
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Happy birthday, OP!
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Feb 14, 2021 08:32
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Meme Poker Party posted:Happy birthday, OP! 
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Feb 14, 2021 13:47
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Thanks y'all, I'm 36 now.  Next month is my 15 year SAnniversary. 
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Feb 15, 2021 00:15
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Happy birthday Dixville and Tip!
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Feb 15, 2021 02:10
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Feb 15, 2021 17:47
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Tip posted:Thanks y'all, I'm 36 now. What did you get for your bday bud? Lego? Diddy Kong Racing?
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Feb 15, 2021 17:51
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Happy birthday Dixville and Tip! Oh snap happy belated bday to dville as well.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKbgMU0-Hc
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Feb 16, 2021 03:06
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This really needs a  tag. I did not want to see that.
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Feb 16, 2021 03:13
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Portland cannot handle the snow that's been dumped on it. From an informal poll it seems like at least half the people I know have been without power for multiple days. lol at the outage map, it's basically this whole corner of the state.  No estimates of when service will return. I had to drive through this poo poo to go rescue my mom from freezing, and I guess she's now my roommate until the power company gets their poo poo together.
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Feb 16, 2021 03:20
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It's feeling a little chilly here around San Diego. Might turn on the heater tonight.
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Feb 16, 2021 05:21
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Found out today my friend’s daughter has stage 4 cancer. She’s 9 months old.
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Feb 16, 2021 05:38
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jesus christ
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Feb 16, 2021 05:40
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Criminy DST, that sucks. My 6 year old niece was afflicted with a type of brain stem cancer and passed. My sincere sympathies to your friend's family and you.
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Feb 16, 2021 05:46
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Thank you, and condolences on the loss of your niece. Sorry, didn’t mean to bring the thread down. It’s just so...senseless. I watched my girlfriend go through chemotherapy and I just can’t even imagine how horrific that is for a baby.
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Feb 16, 2021 05:52
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In my ignorance I had to look up "stage 4" in regards to cancer. poo poo, man. I ain't no good for these moments. Good luck, little babby 
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Feb 16, 2021 05:54
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Sorry, didn’t mean to bring the thread down. It’s just so...senseless. I watched my girlfriend go through chemotherapy and I just can’t even imagine how horrific that is for a baby. No worries. Sharing, even with goon friends on the internet, helps a lot.
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Feb 16, 2021 06:10
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i just fixed a schedule error that had me coming in to work today despite approved vacation time. coming back to bed was actually joyous
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Feb 16, 2021 11:06
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I bought a water softener. The water softener did not fit my existing connections. I knew this but thought "I will figure this out and do some work". I learned after some time and effort, do not do this. I found a handy man/general contractor to come out and look at it. He and I both discussed options. He could not do it. Today a plumber has come. Looked at it for less than 30 seconds and said "No problem." This is why just having a licensed professional is best. I am dumb. Don't be dumb like me.
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Feb 16, 2021 15:32
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Big Beef City posted:Looked at it for less than 30 seconds and said "No problem."
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Feb 16, 2021 16:39
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Just found out that thyroid problems run in my family, I've got multiple close relations with hypothyroidism. That probably sounds like a bad thing but after reading up on it I'm pretty jazzed on the idea that I might have hypothyroidism. I've got pretty much all the symptoms and if it turns out my thyroid is hosed up a cheap daily pill will fix a laundry list of problems I've been struggling with for years. Oh, and apparently fixing your thyroid generally means hair regrowth. Just thinking of me with a full head of hair and I'm like    Please everyone pray that I'm diseased.
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Feb 17, 2021 01:22
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Hello I would like to say that it really bothers me when I am watching a movie, and the credits bill someone as 'special guest star'. Like you're watching the opening credits of a movie and it lists the actors and the last one is something like 'with Special Guest Star Bill Murray as the ghost of Kim Jong Il.' I understand how this works on TV--you have your normal cast, and then in one episode Bill Murray appears and it is a special event and you want to announce it. But for a movie you're either in the cast or you're not. Also at this point having Bill Murray show up for 2 minutes and act like himself is hardly 'special' anymore. Thank you I will yield the floor now.
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Feb 17, 2021 01:47
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Tip posted:Just found out that thyroid problems run in my family, I've got multiple close relations with hypothyroidism. Tip gonna take the boring girls of bumble by storm with his full head of luscious hair and nominally working thyroid.
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Feb 17, 2021 01:49
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Meme Poker Party posted:Tip gonna take the boring girls of bumble by storm with his full head of luscious hair and nominally working thyroid. I want this hair back, but probably not the cut and style.  My hair was so ridiculously thick and gorgeous but I guess a light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long. gently caress old guys with super thick hair, I refuse to believe they're real.
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Feb 17, 2021 02:06
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Hello I would like to say that it really bothers me when I am watching a movie, and the credits bill someone as 'special guest star'. Like you're watching the opening credits of a movie and it lists the actors and the last one is something like 'with Special Guest Star Bill Murray as the ghost of Kim Jong Il.' I prefer this over the opposite, where they bill someone as starring in the movie but they only have 2 minutes of screen time.
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Feb 17, 2021 02:09
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Meme Poker Party posted:Tip gonna take the boring girls of bumble by storm with his full head of luscious hair and nominally working thyroid. 
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Feb 17, 2021 02:10
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