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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmzpqIFzKU "You wanna know how dumb my wife is? She's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!" ---------------- |
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Dat Waldo |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Extremely unpopular children's series "Where's Godot"
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Buttchocks posted:Chief, we, uh...found Waldo. I've already called the coroner. |
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Feb 17, 2021 14:28
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Chillin' with my new pal, Flat Stanley, while Waldo sits at home, awaiting my call. |
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Feb 17, 2021 15:49
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i am concerned that waldo may actually be trying to find me and i have no discerning features
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Feb 17, 2021 15:56
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What if the Waldo was the friends we avoided along the way???? |
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Feb 17, 2021 17:11
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I have discovered Where's Waldo. But a question remains: Why's Waldo? |
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Feb 17, 2021 21:52
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"he'll be here, wenda, calm down!" "but... i don't know... he's... been spending a lot of time with odlaw lately... i'm..." "he's the best man, of course they're spending time together. PLANNING THIS WEDDING. he'll be here, there's still... gently caress. 3 minutes till we're supposed to start" "god damnit waldo, where are you?!?"
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Feb 17, 2021 21:59
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Feb 17, 2021 22:05
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Feb 17, 2021 22:08
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Turns out Waldo was Kevin Spacey the whole time, and there were all these little clues sprinkled in along the way that you totally remember when you think back on it, even though you didn't process them at the time. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Turns out Waldo was Kevin Spacey the whole time, and there were all these little clues sprinkled in along the way that you totally remember when you think back on it, even though you didn't process them at the time. Resulting in the sequel, and last book. Forget Waldo |
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Feb 19, 2021 02:24
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alexandriao posted:Resulting in the sequel, and last book. 
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Feb 19, 2021 02:28
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google THIS posted:Waldo trying to blend in with the crowd at a CDC compliant social gathering and it's just not the same
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Feb 19, 2021 03:05
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Waldo died on the return to his home planet. |
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Feb 19, 2021 18:54
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RickRogers posted:Waldo died on the return to his home planet. Whenever Waldo isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking, "Where's Waldo?"
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Feb 19, 2021 18:58
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Chekhov’s waldo
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Feb 19, 2021 18:59
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Where's Waldo, where's Waldo?! He was seated right next to me! Miss, the seat next to you is empty, you came on board alone! 
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someone at the starbucks sees the name written on his coffee cup and quips "waldo? more like walDON'T," adding a hearty guffaw. like a deer in the headlights, waldo goes completely still, the taunts of cruel children ringing through his head, even after all these years. "it's okay, baby" his wife says. "they're gone. they'll never find you."
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Feb 19, 2021 20:17
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Heathrow airport. *Calling a Mr. Wally to check in. That's Mr. Wally to check in* Waldo sighed deeply and shook his head. |
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Feb 19, 2021 21:04
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heard he changed name to waldorf to hide in plain sight and live it up paris hilton dad style |
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Feb 19, 2021 21:58
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Khanstant posted:heard he changed name to waldorf to hide in plain sight and live it up paris hilton dad style i love waldo salads but it's so hard to find the ingredients
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Feb 19, 2021 22:31
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Stoner Sloth posted:i love waldo salads but it's so hard to find the ingredients |
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Feb 19, 2021 22:51
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Man 1: Haha, hey, there's Waldo! They're he is! [Man 1 points at a barber pole.] Man 2: Well, I'll be! Don't that beat all! Hey, everybody, it's Waldo! [Town erupts in laughter.] [Waldo, furious and embarrassed, slinks away into the dark rainy night.] |
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Feb 20, 2021 03:51
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Liam Neeson: I will find you, and I will kill you. Liam Neeson's mom: See what I mean, doctor? I'm worried about how seriously he's taking these books. |
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Feb 20, 2021 04:04
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i confess i once housed a waldo on the run, i let him hide in my shed full of a failed shark tank pitch i had for jars of ketchup-sourcream swirl combo |
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Feb 20, 2021 07:00
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"Waldo?.... Waldo...Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time. |
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Feb 20, 2021 07:10
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once you find him you realize that he was never really trying to hide
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Feb 20, 2021 13:59
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nut posted:once you find him you realize that he was never really trying to hide "What? Woh, projecting much?" |
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Feb 20, 2021 14:20
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For sale: Waldo, never found. |
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Feb 20, 2021 14:26
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tommy lee Jones, out of breath and gun drawn, has finally cornered Waldo at the end of a tunnel overlooking the reservoir, water rushing all around them... |
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Feb 20, 2021 14:43
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1 Wo ist Walter? 2 Am Bahnhof. 1 Ah so. ~Ende~ |
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Feb 20, 2021 18:54
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listen pal, your kid comes up to me one more friggin time yelling “i found him! there’s waldo!!” and i will personally feed him a knuckle sandwich my name’s danny god dammit
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Feb 20, 2021 19:38
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what do you mean i'm too young for a cane? gently caress you, buddy
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Feb 20, 2021 19:47
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i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "waldo" and a cane hung from the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i said gently caress it, yo waldo, to bel-air!
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Turns out he was just hiding his deep attraction to Odlaw this whole time. They make such a cute couple now. |
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