theres waldo

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > theres waldo

«‹›3 »

nut

he was just waiting for us by the baggage carousel. that was thoughtful of him

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:16

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:33

nut

nice day on the beach, isn�t it, waldo? wait a minute where is your shoe?? oh it�s in your tote with your sunscreen and a book. smart

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:17

nut

there in the world it�s Carmen San Diego. a child�s introduction about the truth of hollow earth

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:18

bird.

sitting at a sidewalk cafe table alone, purposefully ignoring waldo as he tries to remain perfectly inconspicuous. i can tell it is driving him mad as he sneaks carefully to more anf more conspicuous but still clever hiding spots, craving desperately to be found. i refuse to find him, only occasionally muttering aloud as a taunting refrain "hmm, wonder where waldo is..."

# ? Feb 15, 2021 15:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Chief, we, uh...found Waldo. I've already called the coroner.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:25

Escape From Noise

I wake up to a pounding on my door.

"Guess who?" Comes the voice, loud but controlled.

"Is it a man?" I begin.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

when wally crossed the pond he thought a name change was necessary, but in the great melting pot that was america... well, no one seemed to be looking for him anyways.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:29

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

There's my Waldo. There goes my Waldo. Where's my Waldo? There's my Waldo. Have you seen my Waldo? There he is! That's my Waldo.

*Waldo has been dead for ten years while I rant and rave in the insane asylum.*

# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"Balldo? Mr. Balldo?" The nurse looks around the waiting room expectantly.

Waldo sighs and slowly stands, his aching joints creaking. "It's Waldo."

"Right this way, Mr. Balldo."

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:21

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

uhhh SPOILERS!

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:04

bird.

backpacking across europe to try to fill the wadlo sized hole in your heart

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Releasing balloons in a park, gathered with my family and friends, in memory of Waldo.

Waldo peeks out from behind a tree, a single tear running down his cheek.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:45

google THIS

Teddy Thunders posted:

"Balldo? Mr. Balldo?" The nurse looks around the waiting room expectantly.

Waldo sighs and slowly stands, his aching joints creaking. "It's Waldo."

"Right this way, Mr. Balldo."

# ? Feb 16, 2021 00:40

google THIS

Waldo trying to blend in with the crowd at a CDC compliant social gathering and it's just not the same

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:01

Finger Prince

Odlaw and Wario fuckin scheming.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:21

nut

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:48

nut

oh there he is

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

*looks down at the ground and then intently at a sign about chicken*

# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:51

more falafel please: forums poster

where in the world is Carmen? San Diego.

she's in San Diego.

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Feb 16, 2021 03:07

alnilam

Why is Waldo? he asks, tears steaming down his face as he smashes the mirror

# ? Feb 16, 2021 03:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

How's Wenda? How's Wenda? How's Wenda?

# ? Feb 16, 2021 03:28

Filthy Hans: by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:15

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Filthy Hans posted:

lol

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Feb 16, 2021 10:56

nut

# ? Feb 16, 2021 14:24

nut

hey, theres waldo

# ? Feb 16, 2021 14:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"HAHA, FOUND 'IM!" I cry, pointing to a picture of Grimace from McDonaldland as a heavy but muffled sigh comes from my bedroom closet.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 16:14

Twenty Four

cda told me that waldo is stored in the balls?

# ? Feb 16, 2021 16:40

FactsAreUseless

Jack Nicholson as Waldo in "The Finding."

# ? Feb 16, 2021 17:24

bird.

people keep sayingws theres a wadlo in this picture and i cannot fijnd it

# ? Feb 16, 2021 19:42

Escape From Noise

Waldo's Existential Crisis

# ? Feb 16, 2021 19:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bilbo, deep in the goblin caves, desperate to come up with a riddle so he can escape with his life. Suddenly he remembers the other dwarf, the one who didn't come with them and did not warrant mention in Bilbo's memoirs. He wonders aloud, "Where's...Waldo?"

# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:22