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Cruella kneeling before Satan and swearing to bring him the coat of 101 dogs to save the souls of everyone on earth. PG13.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 21:41 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:48 |
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It's 2021 - those dogs would have been long dead anyways. Art lasts forever.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 21:47 |
aware of dog posted:https://twitter.com/disneystudios/status/1362023998071087106?s=21 I'm reasonably excited about this. So many Disney villains were queer coded, so I feel like a lot of these deep dives into their backstories is definitely pandering to the community, and I'm here for it. I'm just waiting for them to release an animated version of Pink Flamingos as Ursula's backstory.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:23 |
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The funny part about it is it feels like Disney knows they accidentally put one of their best ever villains in a movie that otherwise nobody cares about
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:25 |
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God. They're definitely doing an Ursula movie next, aren't they? Can't wait for Frollo, the fun story of a religious hypocrite who wants to genocide every gypsy in France, except the one he'll stop at nothing to rape.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:32 |
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in better franchises-ostensibly-for-children news https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1362149401158819841
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:32 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:The funny part about it is it feels like Disney knows they accidentally put one of their best ever villains in a movie that otherwise nobody cares about 101 Dalmatians seems fairly beloved (both animated and live action) Xealot posted:Can't wait for Frollo, the fun story of a religious hypocrite who wants to genocide every gypsy in France, except the one he'll stop at nothing to rape. The theatre version of Hunchback plays him slightly more sympathetically, although he still gets what he deserves in the end.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:33 |
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I didn't see the first Maleficent, but did see the second, and didn't think it was particularly good. But, Angelina Jolie was great in it, and if Cruella is just an excuse for Emma Stone to get her vamp on in a similar fashion I say go for it,
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:44 |
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This is definitely nothing more than a paycheck for stone, and in the era of covid I can't really blame her
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 22:56 |
FoneBone posted:in better franchises-ostensibly-for-children news If it weren't for Patrick Willems's video on the Paddington series, I probably would have never checked them out, but I'm really glad I did because they're now among my favorite movies. They're really warm and comforting movies that are just perfect for the holiday season.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 23:14 |
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-Cruella insists that these dozens of cheaply-animated talking dogs are CGI and not real, while the rest of the cast gaslights her. -Cruella finds herself in a Jack Bauer situation where making a puppy-skin coat is the only way to stop the impending nuclear detonation. -Cruella spends two-thirds of the runtime explaining that her name means “of the city”, before letting out a long sigh and just resigning herself to the inevitable. -Shot-for-shot remake of Silence Of The Lambs, but it’s Cruella.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 23:25 |
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GrandpaPants posted:If it weren't for Patrick Willems's video on the Paddington series, I probably would have never checked them out, but I'm really glad I did because they're now among my favorite movies. They're really warm and comforting movies that are just perfect for the holiday season. The Paddington films are just so charming, and there are some absolutely inspired visual gags.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 23:33 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:-Cruella finds herself in a Jack Bauer situation where making a puppy-skin coat is the only way to stop the impending nuclear detonation. I misread this as Jack Baker at first and was curious about a Disney/Resident Evil crossover.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:11 |
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Cruella De Vil and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:20 |
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Leavemywife posted:I misread this as Jack Baker at first and was curious about a Disney/Resident Evil crossover. Edit: the pinata is voiced by Danny Trejo. I kid you not. Small Strange Bird fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Feb 18, 2021 |
# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:21 |
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*Cruella eyes up Fluffy the cerberus* mmmmmmyyy, aren't—you—just—a—darling little thing!
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:22 |
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Glenn Close's Cruella and Alan Rickman's Snape have a cape/gown swish-off in the middle of the movie
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:23 |
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I dont mind these villain disney movies because the disney villains were always exponentially more interesting than the protagonists. Belle doesnt want to be a peasant, Ariel is a human weeb, who cares. Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Feb 18, 2021 |
# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:44 |
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Hmm... speaking of coded gay disney villains, would that Aladdin remake have been better if it was about Jafar? That Lion King but it's Scar? The Cool Gay Tiger in Jungle Book? (idk if that was one was coded, i havent seen it in a while)
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:47 |
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Scar was offscreen doing humanitarian work for the less fortunate lions who struggle under the iron paw of Mufasa's Pride Rock. After he assumes power, the lion CIA hamstrung his infrastructure projects and arranged for handlers (Timon & Pumba) to reassert the rule of Simba, a known asset.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 01:58 |
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Shere Khan? No he wasn't gay coded, Kaa was though. I am surprised they haven't tried it with Ursula, they already had the tragic backstory written in. I will second Descendants as actually a bit of campy fun, the leads are insufferable but Cheyanne Jackson does a bit of heavy lifting. I may be colored a bit since I watched while babysitting my 4 year old niece and watching her shear joy at it. Macdeo Lurjtux fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Feb 18, 2021 |
# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:01 |
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Cruella DeVill begins her hunt for dalmatians, only to find that there are almost no dalmatians left in the world. She discovers that the original animated Cruella has found the multiverse and is poaching the dalmatians from alternate Earths going from 101 to infinite dalmatians. Emma Stone Cruella must team up with Glenn Close Cruella to save her world's dalmatians (so she can kill them herself.)
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:24 |
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101 orphans desperately need Dalmatian meat to survive a deadly illness. Will Cruella be able to save the kids?
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:26 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:-Cruella insists that these dozens of cheaply-animated talking dogs are CGI and not real, while the rest of the cast gaslights her. -May 8, 1945, Berlin. 101 Nazi war criminals escape capture by Allied forces by having their brains transplanted into dalmatian bodies. While interning at Hugo Boss after the war, Cruella stumbles onto documents about the procedure and is going to deliver righteous justice the only way she knows how. -The Omen is happening next door to the dalmatian house and she finds out that the dogs are all working for the antichrist.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:27 |
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e: not as funny
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:28 |
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April 1889. Dog Hitler's day of birth. Cruella travels back in time to prevent the dogocaust. But which puppy is Adolf?
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:30 |
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Payndz posted:One of the recent Mickey Mouse shorts had a zombie Goofy. (It also had one where Mickey smashes open a sentient pinata and the local kids swarm it and feast on its sweet, sweet innards as it lies dying.) W-what? That's just
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:38 |
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That’s hilarious is what that is lmao
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:43 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The genetic mutation that gives these dogs their exceptional fur also causes them to reproduce at an alarming rate. Earth faces a major ecological catastrophe as swarms of feral puppies obliterate all other fauna....
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:50 |
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I would like to know more about both of these pictures
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:55 |
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:I would like to know more about both of these pictures Dogscape
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:58 |
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Shin Godzilla but it’s a giant Shiba Inu
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:35 |
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Shin King Caesar
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:44 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:Shin Godzilla but it’s a giant Shiba Inu the conflict arises due to godzilla bringing it out for a walk
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:50 |
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https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1362129692921266177?s=21 She has psychic powers or something and solves a murder mystery? Fine, whatever
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:42 |
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aware of dog posted:https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1362129692921266177?s=21 Just in case anyone is excited for this, remember that it's 2021 and Tim Burton has been bad for at least 15 years at this point.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:52 |
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who is Helena Bonham Carter playing
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 05:10 |
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well why not posted:who is Helena Bonham Carter playing They broke up a while back, his new movie-wife is Eva Green And she probably the headmistress or a teacher who is very sympathetic to Wednesday
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 05:21 |
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well why not posted:who is
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 05:23 |
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Eva Green deserves so much better.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 05:28 |