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thrawn527 posted:So the dress burning thing. Is she a literal witch, now? Or a participant on the Hunger Games.
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Desperado Bones posted:There's a bunch of people who love Disney's villains. I have a friend who is crazy for Maleficent, even before the movie. She just loves stylish evil ladies that wear heavy make up and are smug as hell. Even Ursula has a huge fanbase. Hey, Once Upon A Time was actually a hit, and everyone loved the poo poo out of Regina. I didn't realize you were friends with my girlfriend
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BonoMan posted:I mean that seems to be totally what this is. She doesn't appear sympathetic at all. She seems evil straight from the get-go. idk. seems like the trailer is setting up for cruella to be some kind of impish but misunderstood outsider who doesn't play by the rules
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Once Upon a Time was a show that was carried entirely on the entire cast being 100% aware of what kind of show it was and playing "who can chew the scenery the most" for like 8 seasons or however long it ran. It's honestly impressive how loving insane it was. And the fanbase for it LOVED every second of it.
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QuoProQuid posted:idk. seems like the trailer is setting up for cruella to be some kind of impish but misunderstood outsider who doesn't play by the rules yeah I didn't get that at all. She barrels in to every scene and seems evil as poo poo.
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kiimo posted:I didn't realize you were friends with my girlfriend If your name is Paco then probably  feedmyleg posted:
I had missed they cast her. Aaw gently caress. I DEMAND MY DRAG QUEEN OCTOPUS. Happy Noodle Boy posted:Once Upon a Time was a show that was carried entirely on the entire cast being 100% aware of what kind of show it was and playing "who can chew the scenery the most" for like 8 seasons or however long it ran. It's honestly impressive how loving insane it was. I had an instant crush on Sebastian Stan thanks to the show  . I'm still mad his character got killed off (but I don't complain about him playing Bucky). But yeah, the show was bonkers and that's what made it so good. Still laughing my rear end that they managed to put Esla in it.
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Vintersorg posted:Yeah, I dont know who this is for other than Disney weirdos. “It’s like Joker and Harley all in one! 🤑” - a Disney exec, probably
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Desperado Bones posted:I DEMAND MY DRAG QUEEN OCTOPUS.
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It's kinda stupid they didn't get a drag queen for it - they would be the perfect fit! Ginger Minj or Nina West would be ideal.
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Desperado Bones posted:
Honestly I half expected to bring in Star Wars at some point.
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Mortal Kombat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBa_aHwCbC4
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"Get-a ovah HEIRR" That was a terrible line reading but looks alright - should be nice schlocky fun like the games.
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I feel like the main problem for any new Mortal Kombat movie is that the most memorable part of the original was the theme song, and I don't see how you're going to beat that
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Honestly I half expected to bring in Star Wars at some point. Honestly, another couple of seasons and they would have done just that. And it would had been great. Vintersorg posted:It's kinda stupid they didn't get a drag queen for it - they would be the perfect fit! This goon knows what's up. It would had been fantastic.
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Jimbot posted:Mortal Kombat! Looks incredibly stupid. I’m in.
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Jimbot posted:Mortal Kombat! Lmao, this was as dumb as I hoped it would be. Stellar casting for the ninjas, with a lovely story (lmao birthmark schlock), and lots of blood. That's all I wanted, and looks like it'll deliver.
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Tim Whatley posted:It looks loving AWESOME I’ll say it looks fine, but for me to give it an awesome rating they need to drop the terrible CGI blood and gore effects, give me some proper practical viscera hanging off shattered bones and I’ll get excited.
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That looks way too serious and I spend the entire time waiting for some fantastically stupid Johnny Cage reveal that never came.
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caligulamprey posted:That looks way too serious and I spend the entire time waiting for some fantastically stupid Johnny Cage reveal that never came. Unless they’re hiding someone really well, Cage is just straight up not in the movie.
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Maybe they played the game too many times and realized you always get your rear end kicked playing Johnny Cage. Where's Noob Saibot
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My only issue with it is that the VA for both Raiden and Shan Tsung are so loving good in the game that there's just no way the movie lives up to them
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kiimo posted:Where's Noob Saibot You have to wait for the first Sub-Zero to die.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:My only issue with it is that the VA for both Raiden and Shan Tsung are so loving good in the game that there's just no way the movie lives up to them If there is a way, it's Tadanobu Asano.
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caligulamprey posted:That looks way too serious and I spend the entire time waiting for some fantastically stupid Johnny Cage reveal that never came. I think the too serious vibe works for MK.
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DC Murderverse posted:Unless they’re hiding someone really well, Cage is just straight up not in the movie. Still don't get why they're doing this and felt the need create an entirely new less interesting pov character
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Gnome de plume posted:Still don't get why they're doing this and felt the need create an entirely new less interesting pov character At the end he's going to put on shades and say, "call me Johnny Cage from now on"
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Johnny Cage will show up in either the mid or post-credits stinger to join in the festivities He will then die immediately at the start of the next MK Movie again lol
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In a particularly meta twist, Johnny Cage never appears, but Jean-Claude Van Damme has a cameo
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JCVD playing himself as an actor/martial-artist who gets killed in the first 5 minutes of the tournament would be aces. Would put a lot of pressure on Cage to be rad, though.
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Gnome de plume posted:Still don't get why they're doing this and felt the need create an entirely new less interesting pov character The theory is "Cole" is the second Sub-Zero. Desperado Bones posted:There's a bunch of people who love Disney's villains. I have a friend who is crazy for Maleficent, even before the movie. She just loves stylish evil ladies that wear heavy make up and are smug as hell. Even Ursula has a huge fanbase. Hey, Once Upon A Time was actually a hit, and everyone loved the poo poo out of Regina. I love that show and its crazy relationships. Evil Queen and Wicked Witch of The West are stepsisters! Rumplestiltskin is Peter Pan's son! Hot Captain Hook is dating Snow White's daughter who is Anna and Elsa's cousin (and she had a son with Peter Pan's grandson)! This show is pretty much a Wattpad fanfic. 
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The MSJ posted:The theory is "Cole" is the second Sub-Zero. HAHAHA I had forgotten how convoluted the relationships were and that Hook was hot as gently caress. Also, shame that The Big Bad Wolf was another character that got killed off so fast. But I guess they wanted to avoid getting slammed with a lawsuit from the creators of Fables***. **Edit: The premise of OUAT was the super extremely similar to the comic book Fables, until they decided to go full bonkers later on. I guess I'm gonna binge on it again once I finish my re-watch of Daredevil. Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 19, 2021 |
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ShoogaSlim posted:i can't wait for every character to come on screen and announce themselves by their character name in the first person. that definitely was only written in for trailer purposes, right? I don't get why you'd have possibly the most famous character from the franchise - especially after he's already used lots of ice stuff - go "I am Sub Zero" just for a trailer.
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DC Murderverse posted:Unless they’re hiding someone really well, Cage is just straight up not in the movie. I thought Lewis Tan was playing Cage?
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Mat Cauthon posted:I thought Lewis Tan was playing Cage? He seems to be a Scorpion heir
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