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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

InediblePenguin posted:

"salad" (earlier, "sallet") as "a bunch of poo poo mixed together" as a definition PRE-DATES the concept of salad as meaning lettuce in a bowl by several hundred years, so the "redefinition" is actually the one you're defending, not the one you're arguing against

the word salad comes from herba ensalata, salted greens: lettuce in a bowl. it was redefined to mean "a bunch of poo poo mixed together."

etymology bingo isn't going to solve this, though.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993






Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.
I've lurked long enough. "Mussels with buckwheat noodles." I'm sure it's tastier than it looks...

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Treguna Mekoides posted:

I've lurked long enough. "Mussels with buckwheat noodles." I'm sure it's tastier than it looks...



Low tide special

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Treguna Mekoides posted:

I've lurked long enough. "Mussels with buckwheat noodles." I'm sure it's tastier than it looks...



(100%) Buckwheat noodles just kinda look like that, and put off an insane amount of glorp. They taste fine though, definitely not as texturally pleasing as a more conventional nood.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I Iove a noodle soup with soba, guessing those must be like half non-buckwheat then because the noodles are never gloppy like that

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Phy posted:

half non-buckwheat

There's a broad category

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, there's Spanky and Alfalfa and Froggy and

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Johnny Truant posted:

So, follow me here

The Earth is a salad
Humans are a part of that salad
That means humans are an ingredient
Ingredients are food
Ergo, humans are food

Of course we're food. If we weren't food why are we made of meat?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Treguna Mekoides posted:

I've lurked long enough. "Mussels with buckwheat noodles." I'm sure it's tastier than it looks...



"Mies" means "bad", the taste is in the name.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

drrockso20 posted:

just remembered I had this golden story lying around my Imgur account;



this is what happens when you break boil's law

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008











Mr. Grill: High cocking level gives birth to the pleasure of their consumption.

https://mrgrill.com.ua/en/

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Treguna Mekoides posted:

I've lurked long enough. "Mussels with buckwheat noodles." I'm sure it's tastier than it looks...


Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


......what meat is it

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
I think we all know what "the only real meat" is...Longpig.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1363097066126204929?s=20

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Sakurazuka posted:

......what meat is it

It kinda looks like they took a frozen pre cooked chicken breast and slapped it on the grill for the grill marks

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Sakurazuka posted:

......what meat is it

High cock

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

spankmeister posted:





Mr. Grill: High cocking level gives birth to the pleasure of their consumption.

https://mrgrill.com.ua/en/

from their menu:





ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010





...i feel it's almost too obvious to make the reference tbh

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:catstare:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

If we're still looking for a base for a new gangtag

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




^^^^^ that is amazing and I want it to replace my old gang tags. Anybody know if there's a "donate to charity to get your gang tags changed" thread floating around?

Pastry of the Year posted:

from their menu:



One branded cheese syringe, STAT

gently caress, THE PATIENT IS CODING, GET A TRIPLE BYPASS BURGER FROM THE CRASH CART

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Pastry of the Year posted:

from their menu:







From their website

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Johnny Truant posted:

^^^^^ that is amazing and I want it to replace my old gang tags. Anybody know if there's a "donate to charity to get your gang tags changed" thread floating around?


One branded cheese syringe, STAT

gently caress, THE PATIENT IS CODING, GET A TRIPLE BYPASS BURGER FROM THE CRASH CART

There is a ball-tazer-gangtag food-pantry donation thread in GBS right now but it is supposed to end any minute now.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Whooping Crabs posted:

this is what happens when you break boil's law

boilslaw is hot!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The food looks fine, but the presentation disgusts me.

https://twitter.com/troughofluxury/status/1362780036592500739

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




wheatpuppy posted:

There is a ball-tazer-gangtag food-pantry donation thread in GBS right now but it is supposed to end any minute now.

:hmmyes:

Thanks!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

SlothfulCobra posted:

The food looks fine, but the presentation disgusts me.

https://twitter.com/troughofluxury/status/1362780036592500739

shortly after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001....

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

drrockso20 posted:

just remembered I had this golden story lying around my Imgur account;



Uh, I've done this in the days before it was on the internet, you just boil the can for a while. I can't remember the details, but it was from my aunt's second, now unfortunately deceased, husband.

I think you just boiled the can for 10 or 20 minutes.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Yeah the key really is to not let the water boil off and then additionally heat the sealed can for x more hours, like a dumbass who falls asleep while the stove is on and blames the recipe.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Did the whole pot lift because the heat somehow created a seal between the pot and the lid?

It's impressive to track the trajectory of the way it hit the ceiling to allow it to swing back slightly and land on the cooktop again

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I'd assume the can exploded violently, knocking the lid into the ceiling and smashing the pot into the cook top all in one go.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
That makes a lot more sense than what i was trying to piture

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Explodey pot is def a pressure cooker. A puny can of condensed milk could blow the lid off the pot, but not make it embed itself in the ceiling.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


gschmidl posted:

From their website



Fuckin lol they couldn't even get lorem ipsum right.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

spankmeister posted:





Mr. Grill: High cocking level gives birth to the pleasure of their consumption.

https://mrgrill.com.ua/en/

two other things about this place i didn't bother posting: there are photos on the walls of Obama, hillary clinton and trump all with hot dogs

and they give you both plastic bibs and black nitrile gloves to eat with

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

My Lovely Horse posted:

Yeah the key really is to not let the water boil off and then additionally heat the sealed can for x more hours, like a dumbass who falls asleep while the stove is on and blames the recipe.

If you use a sous vide setup to make it you can safely be the dumbass who falls asleep while it’s on.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Please don't do that to the texture of whatever you're sousing vide.

E: a word

Fantastic Foreskin has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Feb 20, 2021

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