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Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
I'm sure I have read multiple times that Gorillas have small dicks. That doesn't look like a small dick to me!

edit: oh cool its at the top of the page lmao

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Koburn posted:

I'm sure I have read multiple times that Gorillas have small dicks. That doesn't look like a small dick to me!

edit: oh cool its at the top of the page lmao

You're correct, but those are Celebes Crested Macaques.

The true cocksman of the jungle.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I knew this because Naruto the selfie monkey is one of their kind.

“Muffled Sounds of Macaque Viagra” is a different sort of wordplay, though.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Platystemon posted:

Muffled sounds of gorilla Vagina

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You're correct, but those are Celebes Crested Macococks.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/gregorybuckbell/status/1362913570900484097?s=19

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Koburn posted:

I'm sure I have read multiple times that Gorillas have small dicks. That doesn't look like a small dick to me!

edit: oh cool its at the top of the page lmao

hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpC224oywSk
:nws:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

ultrafilter posted:

Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

I like you Ultrafilter. You're not like the other people here, in the trailer park.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1363010587228180485

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Is that the Irreversible soundtrack?

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah it's good that literally every monarchy ever hasn't done this.

Belgium's royal house never did, as far as I can tell

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Pope Hilarius II posted:

Belgium's royal house never did, as far as I can tell

Gotta hand it to 'em.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Gotta hand it to 'em.

:chanpop:

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


SyNack Sassimov posted:

Gotta hand it to 'em.

:drat:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Gotta hand it to 'em.

:wow:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I've known a lot of people who pronounce macaque as "M'cock", it especially funny when it's a zookeeper giving a talk to the public.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




Tag yourself I'm Antediluvian Jake.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Mods please change my name to Obediah Dilldock.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

gently caress yeah Stink Foot

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
As I said in another thread, I’m both Assemblyman Murphy and Cheese.

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


Dibs on shagnasty

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
They're already calling me the wild man of YOLO

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm Lengthy Mike

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Champion Soap Eater has a lot going for it, but it's hard to beat the simplicity of Toots.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Dibs on Alligator Dick.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Somfin posted:

They're already calling me the wild man of YOLO
Someone beat you to it.

The Wild Man of YOLO posted:

Hell yeah, thank you! I feel more wild already

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Alligator Dick

efb :negative:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

All of these seem to be Twitter handles.

:iiam:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Finally more generic testing/demo usernames to add to my generator along with the Bobson Dugnutt / Darryl Archideld / Mike Truk baseball players

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I'm Senator Pendegast (negro)

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





ultrafilter posted:



Tag yourself I'm Antediluvian Jake.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Careful you don't confuse Gipsy Frank with Gypsy Frank or you will rue the day...

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Windy Jonny

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I assume that's a list of guys Biden has a story about from his youth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



GPC Frank :colbert:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

IRT Six-toed Pete: I need to know of we're talking per foot or total.

e: or both

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves prequel is sounding spicy.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves prequel is sounding spicy.

Most prequels would be about slowly setting up those seven dwarfs... THIS sequel is about which seven will survive.

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