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Isiah vs Adam 5 5.88%
Varsity Blonds vs Team Taz 3 3.53%
Nyla Rose vs Britt Baker 23 27.06%
Rey Fenix vs The Murderhawk Monster 54 63.53%
Total: 85 votes
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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

BFC posted:

listen I'm just saying


death square

:hmmyes:

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Fenix and Archer was a hell of a match.

I'm also happy that Hangman and Dark Order is moving along at a nice pace. They're his friends!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
was it a good ep this week

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Don;t know what that recapped is talking about; Britt/Nyla was great, and Rebel is gold

Animale
Sep 30, 2009
Some thoughts...

Isaiah Kassidy is really taking after Big Money Matt he was wearing $1k Travis Scott Jordan 4s in a wrestling match.

I didn't think Nyla was going to beat Dr Britt, I seriously thought she was going to the finals.

I love that Fenix comes out wearing an extra mask. I also enjoyed the fist bump at the end.

Also, I guess I'm buying this ppv which is the first full price ppv I'm interested in.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Davros1 posted:

Don;t know what that recapped is talking about; Britt/Nyla was great, and Rebel is gold

I thought it was the best match of Britt’s career

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
did they take the TPK bits out of cutler's graphics and music ?

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos
This was the first Dynamite episode I have actually sat down to watch in forever and I must say it was quite exquisite.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

graph posted:

did they take the TPK bits out of cutler's graphics and music ?

No? not that i noticed at least. i remember the T P K chant at the start of it at least

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

VideoWitch posted:

Another youtube show like Dark, goes out on Mondays and the announcers are gonna be Tony Schiavone and Big Show

Big Show on the announce desk? I'll watch it. He seemed pretty decent when not stuck with vince's lines.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

BFC posted:

death square

They already have one, he's part of the commentary team.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Please, everyone, this is TNT Continuity, he's, The Giant, Andre's son.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/ShutUpExcalibur/status/1364779105082769408
:unsmith:

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Why is the recapper so miserable

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Honestly the weakest part of the show was Matt Hardy beating up V.

I don't believe Matt Hardy could beat up any member of the Dark Order as they are all strong and handsome and good.

Matt Hardy is an old dweeb that concusses himself and takes advantage of impressionable youths.

A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020

He dropped a chair when he came from backstage.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I only have an issue with that it would be odd for Five to be hanging out alone. You pretty much never see any member of the Dark Order by themselves, and they always accompany each other to ringside. So it doesn't really feel right that Matt would have been able to single one of them out.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy poo poo that Fenix/Archer match was great, and what the fuccccck Britt lost in the tournament :gonk:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

I only have an issue with that it would be odd for Five to be hanging out alone. You pretty much never see any member of the Dark Order by themselves, and they always accompany each other to ringside. So it doesn't really feel right that Matt would have been able to single one of them out.

Five was out looking for more members of his All Adult Boy Band

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Codependent Poster posted:

I only have an issue with that it would be odd for Five to be hanging out alone. You pretty much never see any member of the Dark Order by themselves, and they always accompany each other to ringside. So it doesn't really feel right that Matt would have been able to single one of them out.

Five is their abuse sponge though.

I’d want to be alone in his spot.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Codependent Poster posted:

I only have an issue with that it would be odd for Five to be hanging out alone. You pretty much never see any member of the Dark Order by themselves, and they always accompany each other to ringside. So it doesn't really feel right that Matt would have been able to single one of them out.

He is constantly alone, isolated working on his boy band, getting kicked out of sleepovers and answering emails.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Mexi
Kings :(

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Matt Hardy takes off his pants and underwear to use a urinal.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fenix lost but both wrestlers came out looking incredible. my man loving spanish fly'd LANCE ARCHER from the top rope lmao

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

karmicknight posted:

Wrap it up AYAYAYAYAilures

lol

Animale posted:

Also, I guess I'm buying this ppv which is the first full price ppv I'm interested in.

2020 revolution is the first wrestling ppv i bought since the 90s. i will continue buying them in the future. look at the loving product we get. jesus christ

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

smarxist posted:

Fenix lost but both wrestlers came out looking incredible. my man loving spanish fly'd LANCE ARCHER from the top rope lmao

Normally I don’t like Spanish fly because it almost looks like the offensive wrestler should be more injured but this one I did like

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Jonny Nox posted:

Five is their abuse sponge though.

I’d want to be alone in his spot.

Yeah, it absolutely makes sense that if you were looking to pick off a member of the Dark Order it would be 5 because they're all assholes to him and always sending him away.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

BFC posted:

listen I'm just saying


death square

Put one point on top instead so it's Death 1d4. I'm sure Cutler has a few to spare.

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?
Man, the Beast Bomb looks like it sucks to take. Props to Britt for taking two of them in the same match.

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Animale posted:


I didn't think Nyla was going to beat Dr Britt, I seriously thought she was going to the finals.


Honestly not sure if they'll do the Riho vs. Nyla 3-piece or if it'll be the first Rosa-Nyla showdown. I'm down either way and love that I can't really guess.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Nyla sorta fell backwards on that last bomb, it looked pretty cool like she was getting more force on it or something.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
The Hollywood Hunk looks like a dang cheeto but he's my favourite kind of jobber.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


It is, my dudes

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019


AEW is a show about family & friendship

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Dynathoughts

1) Jon Moxley vs the Hollywood Honk. I like it when Dynamite starts mid action. Nemeth is not a good talker. This got good when Mox slapped Nemeth's entire face off. Match is short and brutal and that's fine.

Perfectly okay Mox promo post match. He's very good at drumming up excitement but this basically confirms he's losing.

Fenix and Archer interviewed by Alex Abrahantes backstage. So glad they let Fenix cut his promo in Spanish but this was only an okay segment.

2) Varsity Blonds vs Cage and Starks. This is unsurprisingly a pretty good match. Starks and Cage are awesome, Garrison is fantastic, Pillman is more than competent. But it continues a show that has been good rather than great. Garrison's hot tag is great, the save sequence is good. Not really any surprise in the result. Get Cage and Starks in the title hunt please.

Short Darby video looking like an Orville Peck video.

Then Hook in a body bag! Dahby on a zipline! Stinger splash! Scorpion Death Drop! Bodies everywhere! Okay!

Miro, Kip, and Penelope interviewed. I like that Miro likes Charles, but this angle is dead and over. Oh okay, they're having a match, sure.

3) Brandon Cutler vs Jake Hager. Wow, this is awkward. Maybe Hager is just not good, maybe him and Cutler aren't gelling, but the only places this caught fire was where Cutler was spamming flippy offense.

Bucks intervene after Cutler is beat up. Jericho and MJF very gingerly beat up Papa Buck who is covered in fake blood. This isn't great.

So far this has been fifty of the more skippable minutes of Dynamite.

Video package for the Shaq feud. And we finally see Jade do a wrestling move. You should have shown this much sooner.

4) Isiah Kassidy vs Hangmin. TH2 turn up as Matt's hired guns. That's fun. This match is great. Dominant Hangman, Kassidy showing up in a singles match, Hardy being a scumbag at ringside. Nice. Aubrey clearing ringside was fun. I love the heeling from Kassidy with the barrier, and him raising his game. Couple of close two counts here made the stakes seem higher. gently caress, that poison rana from Kassidy was awesome. The submission after that less so, but this was a very good match overall. The character change on Kassidy is exceptional. I haven't talked much about Page because obviously he's great,

Post match Hardy beats up Vlan Vngels. Okay, fine.

Kenny in metal shop building murder machines. I'm fine with this. Didn't hear a word of what he said.

5) Nyla Rose vs Dr Britt Baker DMD. Oh this will be a war. Nyla is in GREAT shape, by the way. Dominating start from her. Britt's ringside tantrum was great. Awesome gorilla press slam from Nyla. God, you could hear Nyla hitting that ring post from SPACE. Interesting that Baker is so overtly working heel in a way that makes Nyla work face. There's a Nyla face run somewhere down the road that's going to be fantastic. Nyla PUNCHING her way out of the Lockjaw was great. And then Britt kicks out of a Beast Bomb (but it was a late cover so it doesn't weaken Nyla). And Nyla is going for the finals. Awesome. This means that the final is either Nyla vs Riho (owns) or Nyla vs Rosa (owns bones).

Marko got to say "poo poo". Holy gently caress, Tully hasn't wrestled since 1989? Oh wait, 2007, never mind.

10 vs Caster next week could be good.

Casino tag team royale? How long is Revolution going to be?

6) Rey Fenix vs Lance Archer. I genuinely don't mind who wins this one. It's going to be awesome. Ahahaha that springboard where Archer just SLAPS Fenix out of the air! This is a great looking fun match with the downside that I was biting on none of the pins. Murder Mode is in full effect for both guys. I have few comments on this because it was just end to end good. Fenix's rope run kick was ludicrous. The Archer detailer taking Fenix all the way to the ropes. Archer with an obliterating finisher right as I was thinking they were going to go Broadway. This was great.

For the first 50 minutes of the show I really worried this was a dud. Didn't care for most of the matches or angles. And then everything caught fire in the second half. Dull first half plus great second half equals good but not great show.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Dr. Bert Beaker, TNT

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Regretting not posting before Dynamite because the one thing I knew for sure that was going to happen tonight was that Hook was going to die

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lamuella posted:

Holy gently caress, Tully hasn't wrestled since 1989? Oh wait, 2007, never mind.

the quote was specifically that Tully hasn't wrestled on a nationally televised wrestling show since 1989

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


I love Hangman having friends, and I think he's going to be so hard on himself as Matt Hardy tears through the Dark Order.

Hangman is such a great character.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Majinfoose posted:

Hangman is such a great character.

i enjoy him. he's neat

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