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"You guys are just weirdo germaphobes!" I proclaim as I'm wrist deep inside your mashed potatoes.
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Push El Burrito posted:"You guys are just weirdo germaphobes!" I proclaim as I'm wrist deep inside your mashed potatoes. "Ew, don't touch my food, that's disgusting!" I proclaim hours before you're wrist deep in my rear end.
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Feb 26, 2021 16:56
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Push El Burrito posted:"You guys are just weirdo germaphobes!" I proclaim as I'm wrist deep inside your mashed potatoes. *using a clean fork to place a small piece of your side on their plate to taste* -what?
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Feb 26, 2021 16:57
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Feb 26, 2021 16:58
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CharlestheHammer posted:Glad I wasn’t the only one who was confused. COVIDs going to become the go to excuse for weirdos from now on I guess Germs have existed before Covid. Also, don't force yourself onto other people's plates. Captain Monkey posted:*using a clean fork to place a small piece of your side on their plate to taste* Eat your own food, it's annoying. Fame Douglas has a new favorite as of 17:04 on Feb 26, 2021 |
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Feb 26, 2021 17:01
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It's our food, comrade.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:05
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Fame Douglas posted:Eat your own food, it's annoying. Not to the person I'm sharing it with.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:11
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Just let the other person order first and then order the same thing for yourself.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:20
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Fame Douglas posted:Germs have existed before Covid. Also, don't force yourself onto other people's plates. I've never met a person who does that without asking, or who does it (outside of an intimate partner) with a dirty fork. People who act slightly differently from you are not bad and awful, hth.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:20
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Captain Monkey posted:I've never met a person who does that without asking, or who does it (outside of an intimate partner) with a dirty fork. People who act slightly differently from you are not bad and awful, hth. What am I going to say, no? It's always annoying, and you pretty much have to a let them do their dirty deed.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:23
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I’m happy to share my food but don’t just eat it right off my plate. What are you, a cat? Jesus I’ll just put some of it on your plate settle down.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:24
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Just LOL if you're not diving mouth agape across the dining table like it's a slip 'n' slide
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Feb 26, 2021 17:27
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Flipperwaldt posted:Just let the other person order first and then order the same thing for yourself. Jesus Christ no, let the other person order first and then order a completely different thing so you can share.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:33
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We'll both have the lamb. Rare, with very little mint sauce
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Feb 26, 2021 17:35
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Restaurant portions are also loving insane. Unless I'm at a small plates place (where the point is to share or I'm on an expensive date and we're getting the same meal portioned to ourselves which is basically the same as sharing) like an entrée is easily three meals. If I'm out with another couple 1 app and 2 mains is easily more than enough for 4 people. And I'm a loving goon so it's not like I'm some slender thing. Everyone ordering their own individual thing is massively inefficient. It also leads to less variety. There are still *manners* to it. I had a friend who was a boor so when we'd go out to eat every other word was, "Are you going to eat that? Are you done?" He was also *incredibly* cheap so he was a parasite on the sharing culture. But those are exceptions to the rule and they get excluded pretty quickly.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:37
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Fame Douglas posted:What am I going to say, no? It's always annoying, and you pretty much have to a let them do their dirty deed. Yes. you just go 'nah I really wanted this' and they shrug and move on because they're an emotionally mature adult.
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Feb 26, 2021 17:42
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Ravenfood posted:Jesus Christ no, let the other person order first and then order a completely different thing so you can share. 
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Feb 26, 2021 18:04
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Order the same thing they did but ask to try theirs anyway because it looks better.
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Feb 26, 2021 18:05
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Flipperwaldt posted:Just let the other person order first and then order the same thing for yourself. My brother once had dinner at a Chinese restaurant with someone who insisted that not only could people not share, but no two people could order the same thing. It turns out they got food poisoning and their insistence that nobody share probably saved the rest of the table.
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Feb 26, 2021 18:08
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Whole lot of weird hangups about food itt. This is how it starts and it'll end with people caring far too much about the gender of a spud.
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Feb 26, 2021 18:12
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They're putting chemicals in the soil that are turning THE FRIGGIN' SPUDS GAY! 
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Feb 26, 2021 18:24
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I stuck my dick in Mrs. Potato Head and I'm straight god damnit! 
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Feb 26, 2021 18:26
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Lauren Southern, I believe. That's it! I forgot about the best part, right after his rant about how women should be mothers, not careerwomen. quote:Finally, the waitress arrived with the bill. Hutcheson gestured for Southern to grab it. “Okay, cool. I’ll make it a business expense,” she whispered. Earlier, she’d told me that her boyfriend leaned on her financially.
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Feb 26, 2021 18:39
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VinylonUnderground posted:Restaurant portions are also loving insane. Unless I'm at a small plates place (where the point is to share or I'm on an expensive date and we're getting the same meal portioned to ourselves which is basically the same as sharing) like an entrée is easily three meals. If I'm out with another couple 1 app and 2 mains is easily more than enough for 4 people. And I'm a loving goon so it's not like I'm some slender thing. Everyone ordering their own individual thing is massively inefficient. It also leads to less variety. I am not a natural plate-sharer, the idea of other people just grabbing snacks off my plate sounds really weird to me, but the thing about US portioning does make a big difference. I am really not a birdlike appetite kind of person, but the one time I had a breakfast plate at a Denny's, at a time when I was genuinely very hungry, I had to give up well before half the plate was gone. The waitress was legit worried that we thought the food was bad or something, but no, it was pretty tasty, there was just an extremely large amount of it.
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Feb 26, 2021 19:14
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I did it, genuinely, I found the most evil person on twitter https://twitter.com/JennieTetreault/status/1365142066896928770?s=20 https://twitter.com/JennieTetreault/status/1365142068159422467?s=20 https://twitter.com/JennieTetreault/status/1365309971097813000?s=20 https://twitter.com/JennieTetreault/status/1365346087293214726?s=20 White liberals do it so much more grotesquely than a chud nazi could ever DREAM. That they shield themselves with identities of woke allies and compassionate humanitarians while speaking that same language of empire, it's such a deeper evil. Punkin Spunkin has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Feb 26, 2021 |
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Feb 26, 2021 19:16
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Potato flowers are bisexual. They have both male and female parts. However, they are also (usually) self-incompatible so a plant can only have sex with other plants and not itself. What we've learned from this that Mr and Mrs Potato are indeed separate people but which one is the "Mr" and which one is the "Mrs" can and does change fluidly. We need a Genesis P-Orridge and Lady Jaye Breyer Mr and Mrs Potato head dolls.
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Feb 26, 2021 19:21
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Ravenfood posted:Jesus Christ no, let the other person order first and then order a completely different thing so you can share.
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Feb 26, 2021 19:54
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Splicer posted:You order one thing and the other order's something else and then my wife decides she likes what I got better and we swap My wife and I discuss it and choose two meals we both would like and want to try, then swap halfway through our meals because we make out so eating after each other isn't gross.
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Feb 26, 2021 20:30
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Every Chinese place I've ever eaten, the dishes on the table have separate serving spoons, so the only way everybody would get food poisoning would be if the sick person hadn't washed their hands after pooping. Unless you're at a Chinese restaurant where the meals are served plated?
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Feb 26, 2021 20:40
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Captain Monkey posted:My wife and I discuss it and choose two meals we both would like and want to try, then swap halfway through our meals because we make out so eating after each other isn't gross. something about this is very unsettling. like sitting on the toilet after someone else was using it and inheriting their rear end warmth
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Feb 26, 2021 20:43
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Captain Monkey posted:My wife and I discuss it and choose two meals we both would like and want to try, then swap halfway through our meals because we make out so eating after each other isn't gross. So what I'm hearing is that you guys swap food momma bird style.
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Feb 26, 2021 20:47
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boar guy posted:something about this is very unsettling. like sitting on the toilet after someone else was using it and inheriting their rear end warmth
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Feb 26, 2021 20:51
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I can accept if you don't like sharing food but like, I don't really get it. I don't think I'm gonna die if I get a whiff of someone else's face germs or whatever. Present times excepted, sure, but it just doesn't bother me.
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Feb 26, 2021 20:52
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boar guy posted:something about this is very unsettling. like sitting on the toilet after someone else was using it and inheriting their rear end warmth We call that a Jotunheim Steamer around these parts and it's the kindest act an rear end can perform above the polar circle.
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Feb 26, 2021 20:54
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Fame Douglas posted:What am I going to say, no? It's always annoying, and you pretty much have to a let them do their dirty deed. gonna go do the dirty deed with my wife feels kinkier
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Feb 26, 2021 21:04
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OwlFancier posted:I can accept if you don't like sharing food but like, I don't really get it. I don't think I'm gonna die if I get a whiff of someone else's face germs or whatever. Present times excepted, sure, but it just doesn't bother me. Especially the people up thread aghast at the idea of your SO's saliva maybe touching your mouth. Like you don't just do this with random strangers.
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Feb 26, 2021 21:11
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it's just gauche to eat off of someone else's place, y'all overly familiar to do it in public
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Feb 26, 2021 21:12
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Karia posted:My brother once had dinner at a Chinese restaurant with someone who insisted that not only could people not share, but no two people could order the same thing. I have spent almost five minutes trying to wrap my brain around this. If nobody is "allowed" to share their plates, why would it matter whether some people order the same thing or not? To make the dining table more visually appealing? Is this an Instagram/Facebook thing?
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Feb 26, 2021 21:52
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Karia posted:But how? Potatoes don't have ribs, ergo after god created the male potato he couldn't have made the female potato. Checkmate, thiests. For potatoes, god used an eye, obviously.
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Captain Monkey posted:Especially the people up thread aghast at the idea of your SO's saliva maybe touching your mouth. Like you don't just do this with random strangers. Present times excepted, there are huge portions of a person's life where swapping saliva (and hopefully more) with random strangers is the goal.
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