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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

That guy has one hell of an @

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/fineanddanya/status/1365763983244996612

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/whatsjo/status/1366061524079562761?s=21

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:stonklol:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/shrimpJAJ/status/1366170100588404737

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I can't not read "big piss guy huh?" in david hayter's voice.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/sonictyrant/status/1365762827701673986

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Reminds me of James Joyce’s letters.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1366094711753109506?s=20

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Definitely worth clicking through and reading.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/potus/status/1366191901196644354?s=21

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
Whoo, Biden! Biden! Biden!

edit: content
https://twitter.com/Afromanticist/status/1365927680923881472
It's magic

toanoradian has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Mar 1, 2021

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The modesty of the olden days is a bullshit myth.

Your great great grandpa slayed more pussy while high fiving his bros than you've seen in porn videos, and he did it with two manservants working his rear end while in the maddening throes of a heroin binge.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The modesty of the olden days is a bullshit myth.

Your great great grandpa slayed more pussy while high fiving his bros than you've seen in porn videos, and he did it with two manservants working his rear end while in the maddening throes of a heroin binge.

This is not true at all. If you came from the sort of money that was on rutty heroin binges then there is every likely hood that you'd still have the money to do that. Your current lifestyle being short on this is a very good indicator that your relatives were holding the lords cheeks apart while he got fisted.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Don't cost much to gently caress like hell tho.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Oh God, I've spent the last several years mistakenly thinking the No Logo lady had completely lost her mind.

https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1186995263807864832?s=20

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

I know, gross. Icky even.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Skwirl posted:

Oh God, I've spent the last several years mistakenly thinking the No Logo lady had completely lost her mind.

https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1186995263807864832?s=20

That doesn't rhyme but ok

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

ben shapino posted:

That doesn't rhyme but ok

What backwoods, corn-brewing, cousin-loving kind of accent do you have that doesn't rhyme Klein and fine?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

:catstare:

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
https://mobile.twitter.com/qntm/status/1164301933949128709
:stonklol:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



This goes on way too long. Far beyond the point of plausibility or humour.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

I really like how they formatted this one. Avoids a doomscroll situation by splitting it into several threads, so there's plenty of 'I want to get off now' points. And probably became way easier to write, too.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

stringless has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Mar 1, 2021

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/stevensongs/status/1365997780842422281?s=12

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Very good, thanks for sharing! This is extremely my poo poo.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

https://twitter.com/_Glintofsilver/status/1366204627922923521?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/larsvoncrier/status/1366220508002275328

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

FFT posted:

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

Just the thought that yeah, when brain uploading happens somebody is going to become the Newell Teapot is a great twist, but it's not till the article mentions that the subject is remarkably compliant and upbeat compared to more recent uploads that you realise how bad it's going to get.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

FFT posted:

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

That fuckin rules.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Whybird posted:

Just the thought that yeah, when brain uploading happens somebody is going to become the Newell Teapot is a great twist, but it's not till the article mentions that the subject is remarkably compliant and upbeat compared to more recent uploads that you realise how bad it's going to get.

The Henrietta Lacks of the Singularity.

Sprenk
May 8, 2005

(not fat)

FFT posted:

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

If you liked that story, y'all should play SOMA, it deals with pretty much exactly this in an interesting horror setting. One of my favorite games in recent years.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/randyfactory/status/1366466436558970886

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


FFT posted:

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

This was awesome, thank you.


Really reminds me of The Quantum Thief by Rajaniemi.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

FFT posted:

qntm is the only SCP contributor I'm familiar with from earlier work

(qntm did the "introductory antimemetics" series on SCP)

also the most horrifying "don't let your brain get uploaded" treatment i've ever seen

The Black Mirror Life of Henrietta Lacks

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1366453474427367430

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1366478754248351756

https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1366459819708715010

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Glad y'all enjoyed the story and thanks to The Sausages for the twitter link since it made me realize I hadn't checked qntm's site in a while.

Sprenk posted:

If you liked that story, y'all should play SOMA, it deals with pretty much exactly this in an interesting horror setting. One of my favorite games in recent years.
It was mentioned in the comments. If I bounced off of Amnesia: The Dark Descent am I likely to bounce off of SOMA too?

(mostly bounced off of Amnesia because the resource management kept breaking the flow/suspension of disbelief and quickly started feeling too artificial a source of tension)

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
https://twitter.com/goldenglobes/status/1366175938116001796

heh

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/Scattersilk/status/1365808544587644935

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Sprenk
May 8, 2005

(not fat)

FFT posted:

It was mentioned in the comments. If I bounced off of Amnesia: The Dark Descent am I likely to bounce off of SOMA too?

(mostly bounced off of Amnesia because the resource management kept breaking the flow/suspension of disbelief and quickly started feeling too artificial a source of tension)

It's basically the same gameplay loop, but Soma does not have any of the inventory/resource management, and you can also play it in "peaceful" mode if you don't want to hide from the monsters. Give it a try next time it's on sale :)

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