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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1367212211333177352?s=20

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I won't go back to work until mitch drops dead

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm a hannity glasses truther. thread

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1227789463167930368?s=20

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/TaylorHaasePGH/status/1367275372212027394?s=19

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



lllllllllllllllllll posted:

whats spot on about this

idk, the original picture has a sign in polish(I'm pretty sure?) thus its a random tank driving through poland, thus made me think of this onion article. not really as spot on as i thought at the time, tbh

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/ViolateGeneva/status/1367162171101220865

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Wait nvm this is a way better post:

https://twitter.com/IJamEcono/status/1367168369808580610

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/KelgoreTrout/status/1367316237206757376

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/JoanieLemercier/status/1363085114176122880

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

gaming for 4 years puts out 1,000 kgs of co2 lol

probably worth it

JesusFists
Feb 14, 2005

ong-time listener, first-time caller.


samantonio posted:

Yes, JesusFists. What the hell is wrong with him? :eyepop:

Ok, man, here is my best attempt at an unbaised summary of you for these internet strangers, hopefully without going full armchair psychologist. [skip this paragraph if you don't care] Smart, thoughtful, if maybe somewhat neurotic and obsessive (remember in high school when you had a ferret for like a month?) young guy makes some juvenile mistakes in his 20's that alienate him from his long-time partner and most of his friends. Drug / alcohol use that weren't overly destructive when in a better mindset get really harmful. Gets validation for bad behavior from horrible people on the internet, nearly becomes the worst sort of Internet Male. However, does enough psychedelics, over a long enough period of time, to completely destroy his toxic ego and basically rebuilds his personality as a decent human being. Now does zero drugs, because he doesn't need 'em. Oh, and photography / video production have always been a hobby.


But so I don't get yelled at for making this the samantonio thread -

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1367253517723979776?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
please shut the gently caress up

animist
Aug 28, 2018
Pontius Pilate posted:

edit: for context, the previous post originally said "Jesus shut the gently caress up", which made this post marginally less terrible. thank you for your consideration.

animist has issued a correction as of 09:11 on Mar 4, 2021

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
this mf just ethered his friend

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

animist posted:

edit: for context, the previous post originally said "Jesus shut the gently caress up", which made this post marginally less terrible. thank you for your consideration.

drat friend I didn't mean to own you like that

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Low Desert Punk posted:

drat friend I didn't mean to own you like that

its cool i try to get owned online at least once per day to sharpen my posting muscles

JesusFists
Feb 14, 2005

ong-time listener, first-time caller.


I don't think he cares. Only regret is saying that photography has always been a "hobby"; people paid him money, he's an ex-professional photographer. But yes, an honest description of a human being is a big self-own in the tweet chuckles thread. Later assholes

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

this mf just ethered his friend

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

The worst thing you can do on the internet is show sincerity in any form but concentrated hatred towards things. People have dogshit in their hearts and will attempt to spread it to yours if you expose yours.

https://twitter.com/thevillainjoel/status/1367320069043331076?s=19

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

JesusFists posted:

Ok, man, here is my best attempt at an unbaised summary of you for these internet strangers, hopefully without going full armchair psychologist. [skip this paragraph if you don't care] Smart, thoughtful, if maybe somewhat neurotic and obsessive (remember in high school when you had a ferret for like a month?) young guy makes some juvenile mistakes in his 20's that alienate him from his long-time partner and most of his friends. Drug / alcohol use that weren't overly destructive when in a better mindset get really harmful. Gets validation for bad behavior from horrible people on the internet, nearly becomes the worst sort of Internet Male. However, does enough psychedelics, over a long enough period of time, to completely destroy his toxic ego and basically rebuilds his personality as a decent human being. Now does zero drugs, because he doesn't need 'em. Oh, and photography / video production have always been a hobby.


But so I don't get yelled at for making this the samantonio thread -

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1367253517723979776?s=20

drat near nailed it! But how could you not remember Farrah's name? Farrah the ferret. She went on to live with the long-time partner's mom because I couldn't figure out what I wanted from life and about a month or so into having a ferret what I wanted from life was not a ferret. So how do you get rid of a ferret when you're 18 and lost? You give it to your long-time partner's mother to care for it which just adds to the already hectic life of bringing up a family of five kids on a single paycheck. Just straddle her with more mouths to feed. She would hide my wallet and watch in the kitchen cupboards. The ferret, not the mom. Did you know that most ferrets go insane? It's a sad end to their weird lives.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Just straight up “work in the US sucks so much that people won’t do it if they can get even 1400 dollars” with no critical thoughts at all.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
mock the new guy all you want, he’ll just up end a successful photographer like the time Creative Conventions were telling the guy who would later be the Humans of New York guy his stuff was terrible

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Dr. Killjoy posted:

mock the new guy all you want, he’ll just up end a successful photographer like the time Creative Conventions were telling the guy who would later be the Humans of New York guy his stuff was terrible

they were right for once

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
I mostly lurk CSPAM but now I'm trying to figure out which thread I'll use to rekindle old friendships.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

having friends is bad praxis

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

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Nov 8, 2018

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https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1367137798126469123?s=20

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





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Nov 8, 2018

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https://twitter.com/JesseDoctor/status/1367285414432800768?s=20

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Low Desert Punk posted:

please shut the gently caress up

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/AuschwitzMuseum/status/1367460267664281601

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

mock the new guy all you want, he’ll just up end a successful photographer like the time Creative Conventions were telling the guy who would later be the Humans of New York guy his stuff was terrible

lol they were right though

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