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The image of the rover doing donuts in the Martian sand is great. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1362513479165427712
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They could have just stuck with the headline, but the article is great, too. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1369033968214044675
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This one was better: https://clickhole.com/10-telltale-signs-that-daddy-s-home-1825121329/
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1370455340488228871 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1370455340488228871 And one that's not on Twitter for some reason: Senator Can’t Believe It’s Already Been A Year Since He Boosted Stock Portfolio With Classified Coronavirus Information
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Reductress has had some really good material lately. Help! My Boyfriend Won’t Stop Describing Things as ‘Lovecraftian’ Store That Pays $8 an Hour Wants to be Informed of Any College Honors BIPOC Woman ‘Encouraged to Apply’ Learns to Live Off Encouragement
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It's pretty weird that The Onion would hire someone to spy on my entire life and then write articles about it. Parents Can’t Tell If Pandemic Inhibited Toddler’s Social Skills Or If He’s Just Taking After Dad 47% Of Toddler's Face Encrusted (for this one you need to replace 'toddler' with 'infant')
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https://mobile.twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1375810202260406278 Don’t bother with the article but that is an A+ headline
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This article is stupid in exactly the right way to crack me up: The Curse Continues: A Fifth Mule Has Drowned In The New England Aquarium’s Mule Tank
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I only realized this now, but this old Clickhole video seems to be tagged in such a way that it's part of Kids Youtube, so all the related videos are Peppa Pig and stuff. Presumably, some kid being babysat by youtube could end up with it on their feed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxgAfVjHSM
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I only realized this now, but this old Clickhole video seems to be tagged in such a way that it's part of Kids Youtube, so all the related videos are Peppa Pig and stuff. good. kids need to know what's up.
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morallyobjected posted:good. kids need to know what's up.
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morallyobjected posted:good. kids need to know what's up.
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You know what? The kids are alright.
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Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1377735053959118850
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I miss satire. Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country
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The Onion don't miss https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1379872147028516866 Also I just watched the entirety of Sex House today and it's so good.
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AndrewP posted:The Onion don't miss This is fantastic. I also enjoyed Rats Scramble To Hide Fully Functioning Amusement Park And Resort They Built As Workers Return To Office 
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Was not prepared for how much I loved that photo.
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The Curse Continues: A Fifth Mule Has Drowned In The New England Aquarium’s Mule Tank
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This is the most heartfelt article about Prince Phillips. https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1380577573286125571?s=19
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