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Master J Plus posted:No, OP, you may not have the n-word pass. Fine, I will settle for calling Italians Guido.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:32 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:06 |
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dont make me DUNK you, OP
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:40 |
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Chinatown posted:dont make me DUNK you, OP Is...is this posting's highest honor?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:53 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He's killed before and isn't afraid to do it again But he's not asking for an award for being the best killer.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 19:05 |
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medal of honor? Hardly know her!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:39 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:But he's not asking for an award for being the best killer. He kills each time he posts
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:40 |
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LAP lured me into a derelict arcade and bashed my head with a sock that was full of misshapen lumps of his musty poo poo. So generous and chonky were the veritable heaps of rear end refuse within the sock that verily, it did look like a bag of babies beaten against a ceiling fan now descending upon my bruised head and hosed up brain within. The bulbous karkbag was not filled with Hard Stuff though, and it took many blows for him to render me virtually unconscious as I garbled unintelligible pleas for him to watch my new Louis Vuitton shoes. I finally collapsed into the ball pit beneath me and in the drunken malaise of my barely conscious stupor I heard him screaming "THATS FOR ALL TTHE BOY PUDDY YOUVE BEEN FLAUNTING AROUND DRIVING ME WILD WITH LUST." I heard the chick-chick of a locking mechanism and a heavy weight swallowing up my midsection and crotch. I heard a great sigh of the most pure relief. LAP had chained my unctuous, virile boy puddy and man dilznok within a wrought iron charity cage. The bitch! He laughed as he aimlessly wandered into a night no longer so bleak and filled with the brackish waters of unfulfilled desire, The Bitch LAP had managed to forever banish the sight of my Anal Cave. For there beneath the chastity lied the pulsing of my hideous rear end in a top hat!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:52 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:LAP lured me into a derelict arcade and bashed my head with a sock that was full of misshapen lumps of his musty poo poo. So generous and chonky were the veritable heaps of rear end refuse within the sock that verily, it did look like a bag of babies beaten against a ceiling fan now descending upon my bruised head and hosed up brain within. The bulbous karkbag was not filled with Hard Stuff though, and it took many blows for him to render me virtually unconscious as I garbled unintelligible pleas for him to watch my new Louis Vuitton shoes. Finally! I've been waiting for part two for weeks now.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:57 |
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Literally A Person posted:Is...is this posting's highest honor? ive dunked many posters.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:24 |
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Chinatown posted:ive dunked many posters. I await my swirlie.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:44 |
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Literally A Person posted:I await my swirlie. Stand back everyone. I am invoking the rare DOUBLE DUNK.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:46 |
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Scientists say it could ignite the atmosphere you fool!!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:50 |
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:10 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:14 |
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A portent of the future?
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:25 |
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The apotheosis of LAP. drat, I don't get to use that word very often.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:41 |
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who?
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:18 |
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Just another fool, blinded by those hollywood lights
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:23 |
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Don't front. You know.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:49 |
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Looks like a tiny doug
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:23 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Looks like a tiny doug Looks like the start to a Monthy Python sketch.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:33 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Looks like the start to a Monthy Python sketch. We are the knights who say 'I humbly request that I be given posting's highest honor.'
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 19:00 |
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*queefs on your posting hand*
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 19:19 |
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Yes - SHITTER OF A NASTY SHART! poo poo YOURSELF! YOU ALWAYS poo poo YOURSELF! NEVER THINKING OF A TOILET!
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 19:19 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:*queefs on your posting hand* NOT MY MANLY POSTING HANDS!!1!!+$!
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 21:32 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yes - SHITTER OF A NASTY SHART! I did once think of a bidet though.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 21:32 |
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I'd vote LAP for Biggest Tosser.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 04:21 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd vote LAP for Biggest Tosser. Yes, I have a great arm and look fantastic in baseball trousers but thread is about me receiving posting's highest honor.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 04:26 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:your posting hand
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:31 |
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posting as an adjective not a verb
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:55 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:06 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:posting as an adjective not a verb I will cherish this post.
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