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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW Revolution 2021: Kenny Forgot To Mention It Was Triple Hell THE BUY IN AT 7PM EST
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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Someone get Jim some tea.

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BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

fez_machine posted:

oof JRs voice!

Give him a break. Lots of us were excited about Maki’s appearance.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 yeah, JR needs to leave it to Tony and Excalibur, he sounds terrible

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Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



 That robe was straight up Long Island tacky.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

tecnocrat posted:

Good Lord, someone get JR a bottle of honey and/or Chloroseptic.

Get him some BBQ sauce stat!

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CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



 Dang, opening with the tag title match? Thought it would be the battle royal, or maybe the Kip/Miro v. Best Friends match.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

dromal phrenia posted:

tag match to start, not sure who i want to win really

jericho and MJF might be a more interesting result for future matches, but the bucks will put on better matches

The Bucks are the better winners in every way

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 poo poo JR must have been SCREAMING during the street fight

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

 now mjf, this smoothskin's tougher than a two dollar radscorpion

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Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

 MJF IS A MENSCH is a good sign

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
JR is going to die on air by the sounds of it

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
MJF to start the show! :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Mons Hubris posted:

I don't know if I can listen to JR like this for 3 hours

Let's see what the French commentary is like

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DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

 JR was screaming when he saw Maki Itoh, that's why his voice is shot

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ItohRespectArmy posted:

yes, current members:

mizuki, lance archer, onita, super delfin, chris brookes, britt baker.

Gonna have to add all the Dark Order to that by tomorrow

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Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


 First words: "It's Sunday (night), you know what that means!"

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blunt
Jul 7, 2005

 So how many matches until they replace JR with No BS Paul?

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


 How many thigh slaps are the Bucks gonna do to troll the WWE in this match?

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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale

CellBlock posted:

Dang, opening with the tag title match? Thought it would be the battle royal, or maybe the Kip/Miro v. Best Friends match.

Gotta start hot.

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ItohRespectArmy posted:

yes, current members:

mizuki, lance archer, onita, super delfin, chris brookes, britt baker.

Faction too OP, plz nerf.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

 Waiting for the mixed tag match with Jericho, Cody and Maki Itoh. Combined ring entry time: 20 minutes.

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The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
drat, this is how we're opening? Makes me excited to see what comes next.

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
get jr the gently caress outta here

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Lid posted:

The Bucks are the better winners in every way

hmm, if true, I hope Sammy gets involved because I miss and love him

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I want the belts off the Bucks because they do anything for me, but only to PnP or Lucha Bros or Best Friends

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Insertnamehere31 posted:

I DIDN’T KNOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REBA

Pray to Itoh for forgiveness.

It's all you can do now.

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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




 JR's voice is already sore from being backstage practicing screaming "BAH GAWD! IT'S AUSTIN! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" for the entire pre-show.

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Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


 WARDLOWWWW!

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 has anyone noticed jim ross doesn't sound that good

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 Lol I'm kinda having fun explaining the back stories to everyone

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

 Is BR live not working for anyone else?

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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

 Tony hates mjf as much as I do

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Cavauro posted:

JR is the ghoul in fallout new vegas who wears a cowboy hat and you get a job for them at the brothel

FISTO is the greatest character in history

Please assume the position

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 floor colourful

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Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



 I don't care about this match, I'm just here for Wardlow.

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Cavauro posted:

has anyone noticed jim ross doesn't sound that good

i didnt actually

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




 'what a tool'

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


 Oh the LED flooring is pretty cool, maybe they can project some worms on there

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
We got a drunk camera man.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
going to spend this match doing something less annoying: giving my cat a baby suppository b/c he cant poop

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