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suburban dad here, getting my lawn aerated soon, found a coupon, getting my neighbors lawn done too. he is paying me in beer, life is good
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Mar 9, 2021 17:24
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hey can I borrow your rototiller? Uhhhhhh maybe next weekend. Like I always say, you never know
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Mar 9, 2021 20:17
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Am I an honorary dad? I have seven bass guitars, but I live in a city.
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Mar 9, 2021 20:20
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Play posted:Uhhhhhh maybe next weekend. Like I always say, you never know Yeah sure no problem. I’ll keep asking every week.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:06
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If you count, so do I. Seven is the correct number of basses to own. Looking at moving to the suburbs this year. I refuse to refer to the cats as kids or furkids or whatever, though.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:08
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bossy lady posted:Am I an honorary dad? I have seven bass guitars, but I live in a city. You're close but you are still a filthy city slicker. Once you start whining about property taxes though you can get an internship. Gorgar posted:If you count, so do I. Seven is the correct number of basses to own. Looking at moving to the suburbs this year. We can get you into an associates program but you can't be one of us til you post a picture of your yard and BBQ in the suburbs
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Mar 9, 2021 21:28
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In fact all Suburban Dads are required to post their BBQ set up and I will update the OP with verfied Sub Dads.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:28
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And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT
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Mar 9, 2021 21:31
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Play posted:And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT This response has very B.S.D.E
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Mar 9, 2021 21:35
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Gets excited to roll out an absolutely massive air compressor to occasionally air up a tire. Hold on a second, better get my ear plugs and get this baby started. Just lol if your compressor isn't big enough that it's bolted to the floor.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:39
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Derpies posted:You're close but you are still a filthy city slicker. Once you start whining about property taxes though you can get an internship. Any leeway for also having a few Strats, a 335, and a couple silverface Fender amps? Flying Vs counted, but mine aren't white.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:47
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Pondex posted:1000% too much style. dadburst
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Mar 9, 2021 21:47
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Gorgar posted:Any leeway for also having a few Strats, a 335, and a couple silverface Fender amps? Flying Vs counted, but mine aren't white. We can maybe pass on a few credits to your suburban dad training courses and you won't have to take "Dad Rock 101" if you can show me how many captain beefheart albums you own in vinyl.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:52
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I'm gonna go to a bar with my friends and tell stories that involve a lot of old-timey racial slurs despite being like 30.
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Mar 9, 2021 21:52
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Gentle Autist posted:i’m a cool dad who is really into coffee, snowboarding, mountain biking, and electronic music This is the enemy of all SA suburban dads, and I bet he owns an extremely expensive electronic "smoker" as well.
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Mar 9, 2021 22:06
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I don't have any real life friends that play video games besides my kids, and they only want to play Roblox.
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Mar 9, 2021 22:27
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Lookin pretty fresh in my khaki shorts, pastel blue polo shirt and white crocs. They're more comfortable than you think and yes my orthopedic inserts DO fit inside!!
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Mar 9, 2021 23:57
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I'm not gonna lie I got a pair of crocs flip flops and they are very comfortable.
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Mar 9, 2021 23:58
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Of course, every now and then I bust out my concert tee from Oasis' incredible 1996 tour. But only if I'm feeling frisky
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Mar 10, 2021 00:02
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I've been wearing crocs for about 95% of my waking hours for the past year and I'm not sure I can go back to the before times.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:04
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I went to high school with the heir to the crocs empire. He was pretty messed up even by my high school's standards. He once stole a friend's laptop when I invited him over someplace (I didn't realize how far gone he was at that point). When we used find my device we found out where he was, went there, I punched him in the face and took the laptop and later we found a video on it of him naked with his dick tucked singing shania twain into the webcam. Just because we're suburban dads doesn't mean we didn't get a little wild back in the old days, believe you me! *laughs obnoxiously*
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Mar 10, 2021 00:11
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we might be squares now, but when we were kids... oh man *thinks of the only time he took ecstasy and made out with 2 girls in one night* yeah... we were bad
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Mar 10, 2021 00:15
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Shout out to all my fellow former candy kid raver dads.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:20
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Derpies posted:This response has very B.S.D.E Yeah I think we can waive the photo requirement just this once. I’ll post my setup tomorrow, supposed to be almost 60 degrees, good grillin weather.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:35
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yeah I think we can waive the photo requirement just this once.  Cant wait to see that grill
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Mar 10, 2021 00:37
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Just ordered new cargo shorts off Amazon. Won't do yard work without them.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:39
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Bonzo posted:Just ordered new cargo shorts off Amazon. Won't do yard work without them. Did you get the reinforced knees and crotch segments? Gotta be ready at all times for extreme suburban dad poo poo.
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Mar 10, 2021 00:43
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Welp, almost Spring. Guess it's time to start obsessing over the lawn to an unhealthy degree. loving Kevin next door better take care of his creeping charlie this year or so help me I will not invite him to the Smugworth Family Annual Backyard Ribfest
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Mar 10, 2021 01:14
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Bonzo posted:Just ordered new cargo shorts off Amazon. Won't do yard work without them. Hell yeah. Make sure you don’t repair the guard flap on the back of your lawnmower so you really get those good pebble scratches on your knees.
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Mar 10, 2021 02:32
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gently caress I just bought a bass last week. I feel so owned by this thread. At least I don't wear shoes because I've worked from home so long I don't know what the real world looks like.
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Mar 10, 2021 03:59
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I WEAR TABI SOCKS WITH MY SANDALS. I BOUGHT THEM BACK IN JAPAN TEN YEARS AGO WHEN MY LIFE MEANT SOMETHING AND FELT REAL NOT LIKE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH. my kid is cute tho even if he watches morphle gently caress morphle
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Mar 10, 2021 04:14
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Mowing lawns is for goyum
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Mar 10, 2021 04:17
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SubjectVerbObject posted:gently caress I just bought a bass last week. I feel so owned by this thread. At least I don't wear shoes because I've worked from home so long I don't know what the real world looks like. post the bass
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Mar 10, 2021 05:10
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withak posted:I've been wearing crocs for about 95% of my waking hours for the past year and I'm not sure I can go back to the before times. The solution is simple pal, I own two pairs, one with holes for casual wear and a black holeless pair for formal wear. Derpies I feel like your poll has no options for an anti-anime rural dweller like myself, and before you suggest the last option I could tug you off with both hands tied behind my back.
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Mar 10, 2021 07:19
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Weka posted:The solution is simple pal, I own two pairs, one with holes for casual wear and a black holeless pair for formal wear. Look if you're not within ten miles of a Panera bread I just don't even know what you people enjoy or do. I'll watch some Netflix documentaries and try and do better next time.
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Mar 10, 2021 07:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hell yeah. Make sure you don’t repair the guard flap on the back of your lawnmower so you really get those good pebble scratches on your knees. Its ok, I ordered knee high tube socks too
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Mar 10, 2021 21:05
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I spent the last two nights playing Tank Mechanic Simulator. I've been cleaning rust and sandblasting old tanks I dug out of the mud. Don't really care that it's pointless, it's just kinda zen. I have a soldering project I'm putting off on my guitar amp. Never did desoldering or worked on real PCBs, just installed some guitar pickups. Gotta find something broken and go to town on it for practice. It's me, the workshop dad.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:19
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skooma512 posted:I spent the last two nights playing Tank Mechanic Simulator. I've been cleaning rust and sandblasting old tanks I dug out of the mud. Get a solder sucker and tin those tips.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:21
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Just checking the oil in the wife's car, whistling the peppa pig themesong.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:22
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Just checking the oil in the wife's car, whistling the peppa pig themesong. Can we take a moment to pour out one of our homebrews we swear we are gonna make this week to the ultimate suburban dad, Daddy Pig. Our Hero, Our Savior, Our Charlemagne 
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Mar 10, 2021 21:27
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