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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

SpacePig posted:

There's literally a manga right now called Hard-boiled Cop and Dolphin whose basic premise is basically just this statue.

Someone one upped that and made a fighting game out of swole meme animals.

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/pkandelic/status/1371439899702931458?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The End of Hickory

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Fukuyama when he learned enough metalworking to make metal chairs: :kstare:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



e: wrong thread

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

I Appreciate the restraint it took for this modeler to not give the dolphin dude an enormous hanging dong.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
^ gotta save something for the Patreon rewards.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Sorry for the dumb watermark, but imagining being the teacher of the class below has me giggling. Like, you know that when somebody notices everybody will be completely distracted, but the same thing will happen if you do something about it. So you say nothing and wait for the cheeto of damocles to drop.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Same tbh

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Footed Booby posted:


Sorry for the dumb watermark, but imagining being the teacher of the class below has me giggling. Like, you know that when somebody notices everybody will be completely distracted, but the same thing will happen if you do something about it. So you say nothing and wait for the cheeto of damocles to drop.

I have never been so engaged by anything as I have in cheeto impossible

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Dorroile is the Worst Guy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

ngl I kinda like that palette

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It won't look as good on you as it does on him, you can't substitute deathless lizard rites for powder.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

every halloween, for a laugh, the royals dress up as human beings

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
I've got $50 riding on ol' Phill making it to 100, this bet is several years old now and the last few months are turning into a real roller coaster

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Someone called it The Cheeto of Damocles and now I want a new user name

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


BiggerBoat posted:

Someone called it The Cheeto of Damocles

Listen it's only loving 2021, can we not talk about Trump trying to get elected again

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Listen it's only loving 2021, can we not talk about Trump trying to get elected again, CHAMP?!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.



Both the people and the memes.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Blue Footed Booby posted:


Sorry for the dumb watermark, but imagining being the teacher of the class below has me giggling. Like, you know that when somebody notices everybody will be completely distracted, but the same thing will happen if you do something about it. So you say nothing and wait for the cheeto of damocles to drop.

Cheeto of Damocles is a drat fine username

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Cheeto of Danglecles

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Rozzbot posted:

I've got $50 riding on ol' Phill making it to 100, this bet is several years old now and the last few months are turning into a real roller coaster

Why can't royals just spend all their time gorging themselves at banquets and die of gout at age 50 like in the good old days?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


You don't die of gout, you live miserably with it.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I would also find that acceptable.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I Appreciate the restraint it took for this modeler to not give the dolphin dude an enormous hanging dong.

You say restraint, I say cowardice. Show us the dong, dammit!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere.

Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

PainterofCrap posted:

Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere.

Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"

Do you think all the human shaped dildoes are molded off real boners?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If they aren't accurate, who's going to be the one to call them out? Who wants to say "That doesn't feel anything like a dog's dick sliding in and out of my rear end!"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bismuth posted:

Do you think all the human shaped dildoes are molded off real boners?

Well, lots of them are

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

PainterofCrap posted:

Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere.

Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"

There are many. Most, eg bad dragon, use models sculpted by eye or from imagination but while internet spelunking I have come across sites that claim to have toys made from life casts. I will not post links because I did not save them; while I am a malodorous pervert I have standards.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 03:10 on Mar 17, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bismuth posted:

Do you think all the human shaped dildoes are molded off real boners?

Well, the ones I make are..

Scaling them down for normies though was the tricky part. iI had to wait until winter or take a cold shower prior to molding.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Memento posted:

Well, lots of them are

Have you ever been to a rubber dick store? Because none of them are, they are all beautiful works of art sculpted Ghost-style, often at truly inhuman sizes

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Humphreys posted:

Well, the ones I make are..

Scaling them down for normies though was the tricky part. iI had to wait until winter or take a cold shower prior to molding.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




drat, what animals dick is that moulded after?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Opening a flaccid penis dildo store

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



PainterofCrap posted:

Isn't there a company out there that makes dildoes of animals? Swear I saw one of a dolphin or orca somewhere.

Unfortunately, that leads to, "how did they get the mold"

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This one has an octopus leg and elephant trunk:

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Snowy has a new favorite as of 03:24 on Mar 17, 2021

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Snowy posted:

Butt Flirt

:forkbomb:

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