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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Hello sir, can I interest you in these Shai-Hulud baby seats?
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- Trying
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my name is a teething word
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Mar 18, 2021 00:45
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- FutonForensic
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handing pants and shirts to everyone in a frank frazetta painting and telling them to "make themselves decent"
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Mar 18, 2021 00:57
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- Winifred Madgers
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Can't believe those babies have free rein to crawl around the bridge and engineering!
the bridge has a very shallow slope, the warp core already has a railing around it, what more do you want? apart from the lifts, which already have gates, these areas are totally safe for babies
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Mar 18, 2021 05:18
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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What? No that's not exactly a dragon, and no I am not going take the gate off the stairs.
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- Ventral EggSac
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my name is a teething word
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Mar 18, 2021 15:14
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Baby stillsuits make changing a diaper take like 30 min each time this is like my whole day now smh
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Mar 18, 2021 15:16
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Arthur, Excalibur is destined to be wielded by you, but not until you are old enough to figure out for yourself how to remove it from this gun locker.
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Mar 18, 2021 16:45
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Baby stillsuits make changing a diaper take like 30 min each time this is like my whole day now smh
Thought the point of stillsuits was to eliminate (har!) the need for diaper changing
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Mar 18, 2021 18:32
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Now I'm disappointed that they didn't call the stillsuits 'desert diapers'.
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Mar 18, 2021 21:22
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Def for peeing, surely there would be solids left over though after a good poo?
"This diaper is fitted desert-fashion. Who taught you how to do that?"
-Stilgar talking to a baby
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Mar 18, 2021 21:47
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- super sweet best pal
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M'lord, the child gate has been breached! The stairway lies open for their assault!
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Mar 19, 2021 06:58
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Come play my lord *pinches adorable lord-cheeks*
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Mar 19, 2021 12:59
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- Joey McChrist
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Baby, safe out in the near vacuum of space in a protective suit, tethered to the space ship by it's umbilical cord.
playing also sprach zarathustra in the cockpit but with the high horns and bass drums cut out to protect baby's sensitive ears
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Mar 19, 2021 23:39
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Frodo: Where's the One Ring?
Sam: I thought you had it!
(baby Smeagol hiccups and Frodo and Sam stare at each other in horror)
(cut to a montage of Frodo and Sam frantically sifting through soiled diapers and trying to get Smeagol to eat high fiber lembas bread)
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Mar 23, 2021 04:40
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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Mar 23, 2021 23:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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