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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

some plague rats posted:

I always appreciate your posts, dude. This is exactly the problem and I'm sure would be met with the usual variation on "I don't have to explain my actions to the peasants."

i missed this earlier and thank you

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


Hello!

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Treguna Mekoides posted:

Speaking of eggs and breakfast... Does anyone have any of the old BritishBornAndBred photoshops? Care to share favorites? I was reminded of them in the Yikesaroo thread, and it's chronicled in SAclopedia, but goddamn if I can't seem to find them, even with archives.

Can’t believe you spelt my name wrong.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



sebmojo posted:

eggs are badass

They can be pretty hardboiled.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Adam Ragusea did a couple videos on the invention of breakfast cereal which include some discussion on why traditional American breakfast food came to be what it is, they're pretty neat.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Stexils posted:

maternity leave

lol

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


The Shortest Path posted:

Adam Ragusea did a couple videos on the invention of breakfast cereal which include some discussion on why traditional American breakfast food came to be what it is, they're pretty neat.

Yeah a surprising amount of it is about getting people not to tough they dick

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

NLJP posted:

Yeah a surprising amount of it is about getting people not to tough they dick

This doesn’t surprise me because I’ve seen The Road To Wellville.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

HopperUK posted:

there is also a book called Breakfast: A History by Heather Arndt Anderson but I can't confirm egg content

there'll be an allergen warning on the cover

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Tenkaris posted:

This doesn’t surprise me because I’ve seen The Road To Wellville.

IMDB says this guy was cast as poultney dab, but just loving look at him. He was born for the role of Egg.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
66a

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Please don't post my bra size

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.

britishbornandbread posted:

Can’t believe you spelt my name wrong.

Mea culpa! Take it up with SAclopedia :/

Unless you are not BritishBornandBred...drat mobile makes it hard to cross reference.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tenkaris posted:

This doesn’t surprise me because I’ve seen The Road To Wellville.
:same:

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Treguna Mekoides posted:

Mea culpa! Take it up with SAclopedia :/

Unless you are not BritishBornandBred...drat mobile makes it hard to cross reference.

I registered this account when I was 13, hence the obnoxious typo in the name. It just stuck from there.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



britishbornandbread posted:

I registered this account when I was 13, hence the obnoxious typo in the name. It just stuck from there.

drat, should've claimed it was intentional, it made me laugh :rip:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Captain Hygiene posted:

drat, should've claimed it was intentional, it made me laugh :rip:

Yeah that's p funny

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

britishbornandbread posted:

I registered this account when I was 13, hence the obnoxious typo in the name. It just stuck from there.

Your 13 year old self just owned your current aged self because it's a funny name and now we all know that it's a typo and you think it's obnoxious

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


britishbornandbread posted:

I registered this account when I was 13, hence the obnoxious typo in the name. It just stuck from there.

I assumed it was an homage to the Super Furry Animals.

Oh well.

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand
here's some recently evolved eggs reading about their own life journey



"drat straight we're very special"

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

perepelki posted:

here's some recently evolved eggs reading about their own life journey



"drat straight we're very special"

:3:

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

perepelki posted:

here's some recently evolved eggs reading about their own life journey



"drat straight we're very special"

Dude, why are you exposing SA to minors?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I know this isn't normally the thread for news from the outside world but maybe banning the guy who wanted to build an internet for the underage was a bad idea. Law of unintended consequences and all.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1372664814250598400

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
"You know, for kids!" reads like it should have a wink at the end of it. Highly ominous

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Inceltown posted:

I know this isn't normally the thread for news from the outside world but maybe banning the guy who wanted to build an internet for the underage was a bad idea. Law of unintended consequences and all.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1372664814250598400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjtr64ZQUWA

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Inceltown posted:

I know this isn't normally the thread for news from the outside world but maybe banning the guy who wanted to build an internet for the underage was a bad idea. Law of unintended consequences and all.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1372664814250598400

this has got to be fake jesus christ

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

perepelki posted:

here's some recently evolved eggs reading about their own life journey



"drat straight we're very special"

Little birdies walking around on laptops is a common motif online, and while cute I can't help but wonder 'how often do they poo poo on the keyboard?'

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Garrand posted:

Little birdies walking around on laptops is a common motif online, and while cute I can't help but wonder 'how often do they poo poo on the keyboard?'

Also what do you think it smells like, just as a joke haha

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Anybody who has had a bird knows that it does not need to be physically near something to poo poo on, at, or in it

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:lmao:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Heath posted:

Anybody who has had a bird knows that it does not need to be physically near something to poo poo on, at, or in it

This is especially true for ducks, which turn out to be nature's own highly-refined bipedal poop machines :itwaspoo:

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Also, don't forget them stanning for Pornhub when they removed non-verified amateur videos.

Wasn't that a good thing, though..?

pentyne posted:


In short

lol that this person accused me of being a terf.

Acerbatus has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Mar 19, 2021

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Acerbatus posted:

Wasn't that a good thing, though..?

I think they were on the side of "don't remove"

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Someone’s struggling to grasp what it means to “stan for”

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

His view was basically Pornhub is very cool and good and that we were all just going to sit back and watch this wonderful website burn because a few assault victims, trafficing victims, children, etc. were making claims about videos. Wonderful Pornhub had absolutely nothing to do with any of that and the article in the GBS thread was just an opinion piece, etc.


Edit: Found it. Mostly the way I remembered it.

A classic from Guy Mann/Sleeveles/of...SCIENCE! post

Kirk Vikernes has a new favorite as of 04:48 on Mar 19, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Is there a Shittiest Sagas thread to put Guy Mann posts in

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El_Elegante posted:

Someone’s struggling to grasp what it means to “stan for”

I assumed he meant being hyped up for how great it was pornhub was doing that and what a great site they were for doing i.t

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Acerbatus posted:

I assumed he meant being hyped up for how great it was pornhub was doing that and what a great site they were for doing i.t

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"
This will be the last package I ever send your rear end
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh poo poo, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this poo poo out?

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