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Riding a bike in america involves constantly avoiding being murdered by the stupidest loving assholes in human history and yelling is the only self defense you have so yell at every loving moron imho
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Loucks posted:LOL I unfollowed over that stupid tweet. Also bicyclists in the UK are 90% centrist dads with extremely divorced energy, they are not normal at all lol
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https://twitter.com/nerbiedansers/status/1372578058209726468?s=21
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Mar 18, 2021 18:01
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By the way, did you know that most poor people have FRIDGES? How can they afford them if they are poor? Imo, we should take their fridges away to teach them a lesson.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:01
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steal from corporations, not random people
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Mar 18, 2021 18:02
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Crazycryodude posted:Someone's gotten their stupid bougie saddle stolen before lol No, never have. But I do ride a bike instead of driving a lot and do own a Brooks saddle. I’d be pretty angry if I came out of the store or work and found that some jackass thought my $80 saddle was too “bougie” and ripped it off. I ride an old ten speed, not a carbon fiber TT bike, but sure, gently caress cyclists. They should all just buy Escalades like everyone else.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:03
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This means class war.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:05
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"stealing bike seats is praxis" lol
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Mar 18, 2021 18:06
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I steal dogs from people’s apartments to prevent them getting ideas above their station, hope that doesn’t offend anyone
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Mar 18, 2021 18:08
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I take my CAT out on walks just so I get to spend more time with him Can't imagine getting a dog and then not walking them Gosh I miss my old dog now
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Mar 18, 2021 18:08
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I’ve tried taking my cat on walks but she just lies down and glares at me. Stupid lazy jerk.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:09
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Stealing bike seats was fun. I gave me something to do in-between messenger jobs. I could always sell it for good money in Manhattan and use it to pay for booze and rent. Lots more people are gonna start stealing and ripping stuff off of you now that everyone is unemployed. You should get used to it.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:10
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:So why do those people not deserve to own dogs, full stop Why are you bringing "deserve" into this? Deserve has nothing to do with it. If you live in a damp house without air conditioning you shouldn't collect rare books. Deserve isn't part of it.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:11
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:"stealing bike seats is praxis" lol
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:"stealing bike seats is praxis" lol
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Mar 18, 2021 18:13
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I know people treating their pets more like kids because they can't afford/don't want to have kids is a thing, but that doesn't mean pet ownership is now part of reproductive rights.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:15
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if you live in a lovely old house and want to buy rare books who loving cares. if the guy at the book shelter told me my house was wrong I'd tell him to lick my taint
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I can't decide if it's funnier than the guy who said returning your shopping trolley was putting trolley minders out of job, and therefore leaving them in the middle of the car park was a more communist thing to do.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:16
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Paladinus posted:I can't decide if it's funnier than the guy who said returning your shopping trolley was putting trolley minders out of job, and therefore leaving them in the middle of the car park was a more communist thing to do. there is no ethical carriage return strategy under capitalism
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Mar 18, 2021 18:17
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Post a picture of the expensive bike seat you fuckers
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Mar 18, 2021 18:18
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ughhhh posted:Stealing bike seats was fun. I gave me something to do in-between messenger jobs. I could always sell it for good money in Manhattan and use it to pay for booze and rent. Lots more people are gonna start stealing and ripping stuff off of you now that everyone is unemployed. You should get used to it. My gf needs her bike to deliver food and clothes to homeless people and it was just stolen in Manhattan, gently caress off
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Mar 18, 2021 18:18
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i only steal bike seats to sniff them while masturbating, like god intended.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:18
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gradenko_2000 posted:Post a picture of the expensive bike seat you fuckers 
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Mar 18, 2021 18:19
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All bikes, much like your mother, should be freely ridden by all people within the community
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Mar 18, 2021 18:19
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:"stealing bike seats is praxis" lol lol
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Mar 18, 2021 18:19
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lol at stealing from other poor schlubs when there are so many companies to directly steal from instead, lol at taking the side of the landlord in dog ownership
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Mar 18, 2021 18:22
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means-tested saddle theft where you only steal it if you can verify the owner makes >$400k/yr
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Mar 18, 2021 18:22
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just key every SUV
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Mar 18, 2021 18:23
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ASAPRockySituation posted:lol at stealing from other poor schlubs when there are so many companies to directly steal from instead, lol at taking the side of the landlord in dog ownership
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Mar 18, 2021 18:23
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The revolution begins here, comrade
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Mar 18, 2021 18:23
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Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and steal the owners bike seats as they go inside. Let us sell them for rent and booze without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:23
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ughhhh posted:Stealing bike seats was fun. I gave me something to do in-between messenger jobs. I could always sell it for good money in Manhattan and use it to pay for booze and rent. Lots more people are gonna start stealing and ripping stuff off of you now that everyone is unemployed. You should get used to it. you're probably shitposting to stir people up but in the off chance you're not, you're a piece of poo poo and i hope you have the good grace to not be offended when your behavior gets you beat down some day
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Mar 18, 2021 18:24
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:The revolution begins here, comrade
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Mar 18, 2021 18:25
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You have nothing to lose but your CHAINS
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Mar 18, 2021 18:27
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We must break the (bi)cycle of oppression!
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Seize the means of locomotion
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Mar 18, 2021 18:31
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the epic podcaster said bikes are bad so they are!!!
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pdog posted:the epic podcaster said bikes are bad so they are!!! Which one was it this time?
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