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perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Garrand posted:

Little birdies walking around on laptops is a common motif online, and while cute I can't help but wonder 'how often do they poo poo on the keyboard?'
luckily baby quail give you a bit of warning when they're about to poo poo - they make a big show of squatting and really preparing to push it out - so that gives me time to scoop them up (and let them poo poo on my hand instead, because this is my life)

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Is there a Shittiest Sagas thread to put Guy Mann posts in

great meaning large or immense

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
SA's Greatest Sagas: Oh dear lord no, the boy's on the internet again

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Lib and let die posted:

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"
This will be the last package I ever send your rear end
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh poo poo, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this poo poo out?

Didn’t read

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Neither did Eminem.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
So i don't know how to link to a thread, but if you check the lepers colony you'll see that the forums got a visit from Jon Pop last night! Its like if santa claus left gross incel screeds in your stocking.

Its been a while since he's shown up, apparently he was inspired to post by the Atlanta murders. He's now dedicated to getting a white girlfriend because black women are destroying society by loving Jon Pop's family members, but not loving Jon Pop.

This may be less of a treat for most folks here than it is for me, but I really find the deranged incel mindset fascinating.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3962625&pagenumber=1&perpage=40&userid=0#post513331360

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
John Poop

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Mind blown

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Do we know if Jon Pop is a gimmick or not

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
It's no fun when he makes the username that obvious and you can't play Spot the Pop.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



For twelve seconds I have been asking: Who is Jon Pop

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Do we know if Jon Pop is a gimmick or not

He is, but that doesn't stop him being real.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Do we know if Jon Pop is a gimmick or not

They took Toblerone Triangular from me, I refuse to lose Jon Pop this way.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EorayMel found a goon sagas thread from 2006:

EorayMel posted:

post here if you're a legend

its quoted in their post so i cant quote it directly

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

One More Fat Nerd posted:

So i don't know how to link to a thread, but if you check the lepers colony you'll see that the forums got a visit from Jon Pop last night! Its like if santa claus left gross incel screeds in your stocking.

Its been a while since he's shown up, apparently he was inspired to post by the Atlanta murders. He's now dedicated to getting a white girlfriend because black women are destroying society by loving Jon Pop's family members, but not loving Jon Pop.

This may be less of a treat for most folks here than it is for me, but I really find the deranged incel mindset fascinating.

Well well... now there's a name I haven't heard... in some time.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

jonpop still aint poo poo compared to :sax:

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
jon pop's insanity is downright quaint these days

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Famethrowa posted:

jonpop still aint poo poo compared to :sax:

wasnt there a version of that smiley smeared in poop

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




It's nice to see John is still utterly batshit nuts.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I keep getting Jon Pop confused with JonTron in my head since I don't know anything about them.

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
What is jon pop's whole deal?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



his name is jon and he likes pop, op

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I prefer the more genteel and refined Jonathan Soda, personally.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

Incel and Loving It

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

Crazy rear end Incel. There's a whole labyrinthine back story but that's the gist.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

a garden gnome gained sentience and then started lamenting that white women don't like him because he's 2ft tall and his arms are fused to his body.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

Schizophrenia, is my guess. He seems to have a variety of delusions about being oppressed by groups of people, and he definitely posts in total word salad.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

I prefer the more genteel and refined Jonathan Soda, personally.

He was a pyf mod at some point iirc.

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
More like jon poop it sounds like.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

fool of sound posted:

He was a pyf mod at some point iirc.

I completely believe this

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Edit: you know what, Jon Pop is depressing and I don't even want to spend any more time psychoanalyzing him

Heath has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Mar 19, 2021

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

fool of sound posted:

He was a pyf mod at some point iirc.

You're thinking of Brother Jonathan. :)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

*Kramers into thread* Actually that was Brother Jon -- oh, Bird already covered it. Good job Bird, extra seed ration for you this week.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

promising carl posted:

What is jon pop's whole deal?

Permabanned short pudgy black incel who just can't tear himself away from the forums permanently. Shows up to complain about women/tell gross stories about his encounters with sex workers.

Probably has some sort of paranoid disorder since most of the time he comes off as though there is a conspiracy to deprive him personally of sex, rather than just low-status men generally, like most incels do.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Marcade posted:

*Kramers into thread* Actually that was Brother Jon -- oh, Bird already covered it. Good job Bird, extra seed ration for you this week.

Hooray! :buddy:

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Spanish Manlove posted:

a garden gnome gained sentience and then started lamenting that white women don't like him because he's 2ft tall and his arms are fused to his body.
lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You're thinking of Brother Jonathan. :)

What exactly made him go berserk again? I know his brain shorted out after like a week of being a PYF mod. Was it people mislabeling trains or some poo poo?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What exactly made him go berserk again? I know his brain shorted out after like a week of being a PYF mod. Was it people mislabeling trains or some poo poo?

bababooey

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What exactly made him go berserk again? I know his brain shorted out after like a week of being a PYF mod. Was it people mislabeling trains or some poo poo?

Brother Jonathan just did not seem to have the mental constitution that most mods find they need to manage a subforum. He was easily teased and trolled and rarely handled it very well. :( Some of the old admin forum threads from his tenure indicate other mods and admins tried very hard to express to him that his job would be much, much easier if he would just let things go.

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