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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
There we go!

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Mar 18, 2021

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Everyone knows that bows usage is dex, which means you're lithe and flexible.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehikC4iEnBI

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Hail Zardoz!

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013





turns out video games are good actually

gyrobot
Nov 16, 2011

Leal posted:



This will go great with one of the 5 different Belle Delphine companion mods. Or hell, all 5

It actually was supposed to be part of an attempt to implement actual gameplay to the abandoned OSA engine from CEO after the guy got burnt out from trying to make the most detailed sex mod. Obviously the dev is a weeb like any degenerate modder for Bestheda.,

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

gyrobot posted:

It actually was supposed to be part of an attempt to implement actual gameplay to the abandoned OSA engine from CEO after the guy got burnt out from trying to make the most detailed sex mod.

those are certainly some words

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ixS_QrzaY&t=41s

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010



Is that a mod? Doesn't the game just. . . y'know. . . do that?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Wrr posted:

Is that a mod? Doesn't the game just. . . y'know. . . do that?

I've definitely had that happen when using the ragdolls mod (not installed properly mind you)

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

there's too much to process from this very :nws: page but i will leave these here for consideration:

quote:

- The ultimate cum mod is here.

- All females have a random womb volume assigned to them

- If you don't like cum inflation, don't worry. It's nearly impossible to unintentionally fill a character with enough cum to cause it, unless you are level 40+. Inflation requires multiple vaginal ejaculations in a short time span.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Of course it's a Skyrim mod

Goddammit

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bony tony posted:

Of course it's a Skyrim mod

Goddammit

What do you expect? Skyrim is sex-modding Mecca. You should assume a sex mod is for Skyrim (or maybe a different Bethesda game) until proven otherwise.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
Skyrim has been around long enough that basically all the actually interesting gameplay mods have already been made, so all that's left is a thousand variations on fetish mods going down ever deeper rabbit holes. The same thing happened to Oblivion.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
drat that's a lot of cum

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




"Cum inflation" made me think of a cum-based economy. The ecumony.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
$CUM PASS

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Didn't think I'd get another use out of this image.

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

FutonForensic posted:

there's too much to process from this very :nws: page but i will leave these here for consideration:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: If you don't like cum inflation, don't worry.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FutonForensic posted:

there's too much to process from this very :nws: page but i will leave these here for consideration:

cum is stored in the levels

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



FutonForensic posted:

- The ultimate cum mod is here.

- All females have a random womb volume assigned to them

- If you don't like cum inflation, don't worry.

- Inflation requires multiple vaginal ejaculations in a short time span.

So many thread titles, so little time.

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


What The gently caress posted:

For example, level 10 males will store around 12 ml of semen in themselves, while level 30 males will store about 35 ml.

Gotta go figure out my irl level I guess


So is there no skill tied to this to level it up? Conjuration or archery maybe? Can you jerk off real good and blast a dragon out of the sky? Theres too many questions!

Wrr fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Mar 29, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wrr posted:

Gotta go figure out my irl level I guess


So is there no skill tied to this to level it up? Conjuration or archery maybe? Can you jerk off real good and blast a dragon out of the sky? Theres too many questions!

Thinking hand to hand

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

FutonForensic posted:

there's too much to process from this very :nws: page but i will leave these here for consideration:

Checking the mod its a mod for...



What is even the point if I can't immersively get a facial? Also I found this in the Q&A



The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: My cock is huge

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Leal posted:

Checking the mod its a mod for...



What is even the point if I can't immersively get a facial? Also I found this in the Q&A



The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: My cock is huge

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Q: My cock is huge[...] A: Nice.

lurksion
Mar 21, 2013
Ah, I see the work of OSex guy has not been lost. Anyone still have that multipage instruction manual image?

Orv
May 4, 2011
It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.



This should be the only thing in the OP at all TBH. un-timg'd at that.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Tempting.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Part 2: SUB/DOM_REGEX.png

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.



This is what Feynman got a nobel for

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.


If sex was like this, we would be extinct. This is probably what it seems like to pandas.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

FutonForensic posted:

there's too much to process from this very :nws: page but i will leave these here for consideration:

I imagine that if you'ved maxed out your level and you have sex, it becomes like the scene from Freddy Got Fingered where Tom Green jacked off an elephant.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Someone make it for GTA5, max level cum needs euphoria physics.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.



I like my sex mods to look like a combo sheet for Guilty Gear.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.



And now we’ve come to the end of our tour, and the biggest mystery surrounding this little planet. Archaeologists have determined that the native species of this planet never achieved interstellar travel before they went extinct. Yet here, somehow, is a perfectly accurate map of the AXTQRV-297 planetary system. Linguists are working around the clock to decipher the alien text and determine how this came to be, but until then, this remains one of history’s greatest mysteries.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Dwesa posted:

If sex was like this, we would be extinct. This is probably what it seems like to pandas.

Maybe we should give Skyrim to pandas.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Zil posted:

I like my sex mods to look like a combo sheet for Guilty Gear.

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: I like my sex mods to look like a combo sheet for Guilty Gear

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Choose your own sexventure

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Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

That's just AI Dungeon though

... which, there's probably a thread for that.

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