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https://twitter.com/saeedtaji/status/1372949606204649483
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Mar 21, 2021 00:05
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idk seems like standard network bullshit, what’s egregious about that
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Mar 21, 2021 00:07
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 like what else do you need to know
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Mar 21, 2021 00:14
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50 million libs will tune in every week to feel good about how islamophobic they aren't
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Mar 21, 2021 00:20
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i couldn't even finish that clip. milk and tortilla chips TV
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Mar 21, 2021 00:30
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i never liked ace ventura even as a kid, not because i was somehow woke but just because it's one-note gross-out humor that seemed pretty stupid even then. and i'm not going to say that entertainment doesn't influence culture because of course it does. but lol at laying the bigotry of an entire generation at the feet of two movies like everything was just peachy-keen and innocent otherwise
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Mar 21, 2021 00:44
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Age of Samurai on netflix is a really good documentary about nobunaga if anyone is looking for that sort of thing I'm watching it now because everyone knows I love samurai poo poo, but it'd be really good to have on in the background while you make dinner or do chores or whatever SmokaDustbowl fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 21, 2021 |
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Mar 21, 2021 01:03
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it's like a history channel show back when they did poo poo besides swamp people bigfoot fuckers or whatever TV does now
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Mar 21, 2021 01:07
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chuck lorre should be put in prison
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Mar 21, 2021 01:08
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i just see a white screaming box of static here
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Mar 21, 2021 01:16
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the crawling out the butt is in the second ace ventura movie not the first transphobic one just watch the second one
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Mar 21, 2021 01:29
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anyway watched conan the barbarian (arnold version) and it’s so loving earnest i love it lotta 80s titties but somehow not as brutally egregious as some films?
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Mar 21, 2021 01:32
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also valeria being like gently caress this accent poo poo i’m from ohio or whatever rules.
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Mar 21, 2021 01:34
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bump_fn posted:anyway watched conan the barbarian (arnold version) and it’s so loving earnest i love it it's rad when conan is hanging out with his mongolian homeboy
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Mar 21, 2021 01:39
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no, you're not allowed to watch conan anymore because it's about an aryan superman physically dominating the weird dark-skinned people of the east. if you try to simultaneously believe that fascism is bad and that it's a fun movie your brain will short circuit and you will become a nazi.
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Mar 21, 2021 01:40
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SmokaDustbowl posted:it's rad when conan is hanging out with his mongolian homeboy i like when they’re high as poo poo wandering the big city and he punches a camel and they’re like “gently caress it lets scram”
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Mar 21, 2021 01:41
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the best scene is where he prays to crom and ends it with "... and if you do not answer my prayer, then to hell with you!"
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Mar 21, 2021 01:47
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i like that his fear is that crom will laugh at him in the afterlife
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Mar 21, 2021 01:50
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Truman Peyote posted:no, you're not allowed to watch conan anymore because it's about an aryan superman physically dominating the weird dark-skinned people of the east. if you try to simultaneously believe that fascism is bad and that it's a fun movie your brain will short circuit and you will become a nazi. way ahead of you bud
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Mar 21, 2021 01:51
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bump_fn posted:i like when they’re high as poo poo wandering the big city and he punches a camel and they’re like “gently caress it lets scram” same but when he punches the horse
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Mar 21, 2021 01:53
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i first watched that movie in college. i woke up in the middle of the night and wandered down to the drinking fountain. a buddy of mine poked his head out of his room and said "i had a hunch that was you, wanna drink a bottle of vodka and watch conan the barbarian" and of course i did
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Mar 21, 2021 01:55
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https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1373429270274572289
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Mar 21, 2021 01:55
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rjmccall posted:. but lol at laying the bigotry of an entire generation at the feet of two movies like everything was just peachy-keen and innocent otherwise
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Mar 21, 2021 02:13
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As a kid I hated the ace ventura movies, a fact which I attribute to my precocious sensitivity to bigotry in all forms
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Mar 21, 2021 02:15
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*sniff* Ok look. We're gonna remake Perfect Strangers, right? *sniff* But we gotta make it modern! *sniff sniff* So we're gonna make it about a soldier and his Afghan intepreter. And we're gonna deal with poo poo like war and combat and PTSD and bigotry. But like, don't worry bro, it's still gonna be three cameras, laugh track, the works! *does a massive rail of coke* bro it's gonna be LIT
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Mar 21, 2021 02:20
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Okay horsefucker no one's actually saying that and I need you to explain that poo poo to anyone like I need a second dick lmao i hate most of jim carrey's stuff. i don't begrudge the experience to anyone but i just don't tend to go for that sort of humour. truman show and eternal sunshine were enjoyable but it's been years since i've seen them so i don't know if they're actually terrible or not anymore. anyway jim carrey's a loving dumbass anyway so who cares  yes this is a few years old, i don't care, he and his dumb ex have done incalculable harm to the public health
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Mar 21, 2021 02:46
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has anyone watched that new roku series, cypher? it's available for free on roku.com, or roku devices. it's loving terrible. the camera work is actually decent, but the plot makes no sense and the acting is pretty bad
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Mar 21, 2021 02:59
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Cable Guy is his best movie
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Mar 21, 2021 03:00
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Okay horsefucker no one's actually saying that and I need you to explain that poo poo to anyone like I need a second dick 
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Mar 21, 2021 03:14
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Mar 21, 2021 03:33
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i liked the rhino rear end clip, and i showed it to my wife and she laughed thanks
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Mar 21, 2021 03:44
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holy heck Death To Smoochy was great. I can totally see how it failed at the box office though. that's a hard one to market right
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Mar 21, 2021 03:44
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shoeberto posted:*sniff* Ok look. We're gonna remake Perfect Strangers, right? *sniff* But we gotta make it modern! *sniff sniff* So we're gonna make it about a soldier and his Afghan intepreter. And we're gonna deal with poo poo like war and combat and PTSD and bigotry. But like, don't worry bro, it's still gonna be three cameras, laugh track, the works! *does a massive rail of coke* bro it's gonna be LIT I hope one of the skits is Al accidentally gets involved in an FBI plot to indict innocent muslims when he goes to mosque to pray. The episode ends with them laughing at the FBI office getting him released.
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Mar 21, 2021 03:45
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Okay horsefucker no one's actually saying that and I need you to explain that poo poo to anyone like I need a second dick ooh look at mister One Dick Is Enough For Anyone over here
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Mar 21, 2021 03:49
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:ooh look at mister One Dick Is Enough For Anyone over here Call me Fatricia
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Mar 21, 2021 03:52
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:ooh look at mister One Dick Is Enough For Anyone over here i wonder if as medical advances progress people will request second dicks, elevenses, etc
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Mar 21, 2021 04:09
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Well they already have phallus-preserving vaginoplasty so you can already double up genitalia-wise
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Mar 21, 2021 04:21
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Mar 21, 2021 04:27
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this is going to sound like a joke or some weird flex but i would genuinely get my dick size reduced poo poo's like 7 inches erect and that is not my style man probably make it less girthy too (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 21, 2021 04:29
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i know echi's away for a bit, but you don't have to fill his shoes
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