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Tighclops posted:I would love to take a poll of people who say stuff like this about the show and find out how few of them have ever actually used drugs recreationally (exploring mommy's medicine cabinet when you were a preteen doesn't count) Weirdly hostile, but I’m just using that as a shorthand for me enjoying Discovery’s forays into colorful visuals, which sometimes seem like an attempt to bring TOS’s aesthetic to the 2020s. Also the sometimes creative use of the engine powered by literal mushrooms.
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lol, 'Discovery' and 'creative' in the same sentence; there isn't anything in Disco that hasn't been done far better in other Treks.
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HD DAD posted:Weirdly hostile, but I’m just using that as a shorthand for me enjoying Discovery’s forays into colorful visuals, which sometimes seem like an attempt to bring TOS’s aesthetic to the 2020s. Also the sometimes creative use of the engine powered by literal mushrooms. That person has taken drugs and needs people to know that. It’s like crack to them! (this is bait)
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tango alpha delta posted:lol, 'Discovery' and 'creative' in the same sentence; there isn't anything in Disco that hasn't been done far better in other Treks. Has anyone done a better job of making an unlikable main character than Discovery??? Checkmate
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Next time on Staaar Trek: Discovery! Join Michael Burnham and Side Character #24 as they snort pixie sticks in the boys' bathroom and say "vulva" as they snicker and stifle laughter. Nickleback guest stars
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*Opens script.doc* *Copy paste passage from one of the worlds most popular children's book* *takes a slow draw from a cigarette* "I'm so loving high right now, I shouldn't have taken all those shrooms." *CC Rick Berman*
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Nitrousoxide posted:Has anyone done a better job of making an unlikable main character than Discovery??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQEwuapZ5RA
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Mar 22, 2021 21:43
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42 years before first contact
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Nitrousoxide posted:Has anyone done a better job of making an unlikable main character than Discovery??? Picard's Picard.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:49
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Blistex posted:Picard's Picard.
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picard himself isn't good in any way but he's not what makes the show so irredeemably terrible.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:picard himself isn't good in any way but he's not what makes the show so irredeemably terrible.
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Picard is basically the a story of a grumpy old man who goes for an extended walk to see some old friends.
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If only, that would have been a far better story.
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In honour of Shatner's 90th birthday. https://youtu.be/oEZVwQptvWw
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Alchenar posted:Picard is basically the a story of a grumpy old man who goes for an extended walk to see some old friends. no, see, this is what i wanted
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Jean Luc Picard entertains his old shipmates at his vineyard and reminisces about his life's greatest accomplishments, like the time he negotiated a peace treaty between the blue forehead wart people and the green nose wrinkle people
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sort of started that way, which is why I had hope. Become bad then, tho. Sad. Also, I have paused my Discovery Enterprise dual watch bc. of mental health issues. As it stands, Ent >> Disco but on opposed trajectories. Ent gets better again though.
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TBH, I wanted to see Jean Luc, no longer in command, but enjoying his golden years while acclimating to a life outside of Starfleet, with a little adventure along the way. Sure, you'd have fewer people in motorcycle helmets being kicked off of buildings, but I think it'd have it's own charm. I get why they didn't do it, there probably isn't a dump truck big enough for all the cash Patrick Stewart would want to do The Last of the Summer Wine but in Space, and no one under 40 would even remotely give a poo poo. infernal machines fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Mar 23, 2021 |
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I do enjoy how enterprise shoves in literally any excuse to show off the hard bodies of every cast member. Oh no ensign may weather got food poisoning on Risa.......in his sleeveless version of his work jumpsuit......no
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thrilla in vanilla posted:I do enjoy how enterprise shoves in literally any excuse to show off the hard bodies of every cast member. Oh no ensign may weather got food poisoning on Risa.......in his sleeveless version of his work jumpsuit......no I've mentioned this myself but it gets pretty loving shameless about getting Jolene Blalock and Linda Park as close to naked as they can get away with on primetime television at any opportunity. Well they've stripped off their spacesuits while they're on this Klingon ship because the air's breathable, let's have them ditch the undersuit as well and walk around in skintight bodysuits for some gratuitously-close shots of T'Pol and Hoshi together....  .And of course Shibari Knots of P'jem.
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At least enterprise didn't have gratuitous close ups of neelix feet
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basically i want all of picard's retirement to be like Captain's Holiday. just solvin mysteries and helping femme fatales and drinking some wine. or, like, endeavor in space. or endeavor not in space, that's good too gently caress i'd be fine with All Creatures Great and Small (In Space)
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Also, I have paused my Discovery Enterprise dual watch bc. of mental health issues. cause, or effect?
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Nitrousoxide posted:Has anyone done a better job of making an unlikable main character than Discovery??? It's disappointing because when the series isn't taking itself too seriously it's really enjoyable. Too bad that only happens when the supporting characters are in screen. What I'm basically saying is make Jett Reno the main character.
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Mrs. Dash posted:At least enterprise didn't have gratuitous close ups of neelix feet might have gotten 7 seasons if the did, no one wants to watch hot vulcan babes give me a cat person hobo
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Mar 23, 2021 06:47
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filthy cat person hobo or the hip new han solo for the 90's?
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han hobo
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I've mentioned this myself but it gets pretty loving shameless about getting Jolene Blalock and Linda Park as close to naked as they can get away with on primetime television at any opportunity. Hoshi alone with the incel telepath and she runs around in her nightgown 90% of the episode
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Pondex posted:Hoshi alone with the incel telepath and she runs around in her nightgown 90% of the episode Which episode was that? 
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Pondex posted:Hoshi alone with the incel telepath and she runs around in her nightgown 90% of the episode That is one of the most cringeworthy episode of star trek ever made.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Which episode was that? s3 Exile
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Just got to ENT: Proving Ground. Shran is 100% the best character of the show. Short man-syndrome plus he's real tsundere for Archer.
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Achmed Jones posted:basically i want all of picard's retirement to be like Captain's Holiday. just solvin mysteries and helping femme fatales and drinking some wine. or, like, endeavor in space. or endeavor not in space, that's good too That’s legit what I assumed the show would be. Just weekly adventures and maybe a few callbacks here and there.
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Pondex posted:Just got to ENT: Proving Ground. Shran is dope and is the main reason the only disapointment I had in Lower Decks was no Andorian main character.
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Pondex posted:Just got to ENT: Proving Ground. Shran is the best part of Enterprise. Give me a star trek series where every character is played by Jeffrey Combs in different makeup
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Fishstick posted:Shran is the best part of Enterprise. Give me a star trek series where every character is played by Jeffrey Combs in different makeup It's all in the delivery of "Pinkskin"
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