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Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains
I go to the barber for a beard trim because i look good and feel amazing afterwards

also i dont have any hair

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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Eat My Fuc posted:

If none of you beard havers have experienced a hot straight razor shave, by all means please do it when you can, it’s one of the best ways you can pamper yourself when done right, massage, hot towels it’s fantastic

100%, totally love it and my beard never looks better than after getting a professional do it, but I’m also not going to ask a stranger to do detail work around my unmasked mouth right now unless they’re a dentist and have access to medical grade PPE.

But again, I’m also a person who made the decision to shave my head for the duration of the pandemic because that seemed like the responsible thing to do.

Lead Pipe Cinch fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Mar 22, 2021

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://twitter.com/TheEarlHebner/status/366489797985968129

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

If none of you beard havers have experienced a hot straight razor shave, by all means please do it when you can, it’s one of the best ways you can pamper yourself when done right, massage, hot towels it’s fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F-zuTjs6fQ

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1374140350751670273?s=20

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

100%, totally love it and my beard never looks better than after getting a professional do it, but I’m also not going to ask a stranger to do detail work around my unmasked mouth right now unless they’re a dentist and have access to medical grade PPE.

But again, I’m also a person who made the decision to shave my head for the duration of the pandemic because that seemed like the responsible thing to do.

I learned to cut my own hair during the pandemic and figured out that with my totally basic hairstyle I've been wasting a shitload of time and money going to the barber instead of just doing it myself in like 15 minutes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1374121293629521922

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


The Brands are at it again.

https://twitter.com/oscarmayer/status/1374185882023047171?s=21

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
gently caress john silver this is terrible

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought john silver was replying to velveteen dream

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


WatermelonGun posted:

gently caress john silver this is terrible

It’s really weird, but the Velveeta account makes disparaging replies to anything John Silver related because Velveeta is Liquid Gold, you see.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://twitter.com/longjohnsilvers/status/1364752359176495104

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

It’s really weird, but the Velveeta account makes disparaging replies to anything John Silver related because Velveeta is Liquid Gold, you see.

cool he can wrestle the velveeta cheeseborg in the 2023 double or nothing when we’re all dead

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
umbrellas of cheeseborg

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

WatermelonGun posted:

cool he can wrestle the velveeta cheeseborg in the 2023 double or nothing when we’re all dead

Don't write checks your rear end can't cash, big man.

I'd love to look down from heaven to see Hungie Johnny going toe to toe with the Cheeseborg.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

This does not affect my feelings on the small meat man one way or the other.

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

https://mobile.twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1374219130224607236
She’s back MOTHERFUCKERS

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1374219811274645507?s=21

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Pylons posted:

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

LMFAO

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Is this why Retribution broke up

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Pylons posted:

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pylons posted:

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

Goddamn :lol:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I don't get it :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

I don't get it :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVIk6yet7k&t=18s

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Maki Itoh trying to recreate SHODAN's plan in SS2 is genuinely a terrifying thought.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Pylons posted:

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

:golfclap:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Pylons posted:

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors
this is a great post and led me to imagine maki itoh doing that entire speech as a promo and i'm laughing maniacally

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/nylarosebeast/status/1374217195119652866?s=21

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Out of it available options, he's the best.

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

🤦‍♂️

https://twitter.com/bossmoz/status/1374196025854812165?s=10

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Sounds more like a steam train than a big diesel engine.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Personally, I think Randy Orton, a 46 (or whatever) year old millionaire, becoming a desperate Soulja Boy reply guy is extremely funny and should continue indefinitely.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1374350799791394822?s=20

cams
Mar 28, 2003


this sucks

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Loooool

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


In the right hands this could be handled really well and be a great piece of a storyline but, unfortunately, everything is in literally all of the wrong hands.

Do you think if Orton punts him again he'll go back to Husky Harris? Is this like a cartoon where you get hit on the head to lose your memory and get hit on the head again to bring it back?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Do Bray and Randy really like working together or something? It's impressive how long they've been linked and what a wonderful symphony of awful angles and poo poo matches they've been able to compose together over the years. Never getting complacent, always getting worse in new and exciting ways.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




The Joker never said that.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Vandar posted:

The Joker never said that.

I hope you are right and Bray saw this quote on a Joker meme and decided it was legit Joker chat

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