Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" Looks like City here has a Big Beef
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Mar 25, 2021 14:17
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Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" lol why are you so loving angry all the time man
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Mar 25, 2021 14:20
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Constipation, most likely. A situation fitting for this thread.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:22
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My Lovely Horse posted:Their order of more excavators was supposed to arrive today but there was a problem. lolled irl
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Mar 25, 2021 14:23
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Maybe they should bury it even more in the dirt, and let the canal waters run over it, restoring flow Then we can make an underground city out of the boat, each of the containers is a house. Everyone that lives there is a muppet, and they sometimes come out of tunnels to steal radishes from the other boats that travel the canal. At the beginning of each day we sing a song about it too, it could be an Egyptian fraggle rock.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:51
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Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" No one involved in this multi billion dollar canal industry seems to have come up with a plan if a ship jackknifed in the canal though... So maybe the goon solutions would actually work instead of bringing 1 backhoe to the job that will probably fall into the canal before this is done.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:57
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Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" They don’t even need to use excavators, they just need to give it a good push. loving idiots.
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Mar 25, 2021 14:59
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they should fill the canal with more water so it floats higher
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Mar 25, 2021 15:02
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It does seem like they should dig faster though What about this. Two excavators
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Mar 25, 2021 15:05
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Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" well, why dont they? huh?
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Mar 25, 2021 15:06
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how about giant rear end magnets that will pull the boat high enough to turn it towards open sea
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Mar 25, 2021 15:06
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Have they tried putting it in reverse and flooring it? Maybe find some floor mats to put under the boat it's me, elon musk, the IDEAS guy
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Mar 25, 2021 15:12
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I've been going over the data and I think we gonna have to blow the fucker up. With a tactical nuke.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:14
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Needs lube, imo.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:14
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ben shapino posted:well, why dont they? huh? spooks the boat
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Mar 25, 2021 15:16
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My Lovely Horse posted:Their order of more excavators was supposed to arrive today but there was a problem. lmao
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Mar 25, 2021 15:17
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laughing in advance for when the excavations dont work and they have to build locks on either side at the literal expense of the entire planet
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Mar 25, 2021 15:20
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Guze posted:It does seem like they should dig faster though If two lightsabers were strong enough for Rey to reflect Palpatine's god-like lightning back into himself in Rise of Skywalker, then two excavators should be more than enough to dig Ever Given out of the canal.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:20
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The ship just wants attention. We should all ignore it until it behaves itself.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:21
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Have they tried making the water really cold so it gets shrinkage?
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Mar 25, 2021 15:22
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I find all this joking in the face of a potentially serious toilet paper shortage really inappropriate. We need to nuke it and we need to do it now before things get even worse.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:29
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Big Beef City posted:"Guys why don't they just dig it out faster?" I didn't know the captain of the ship clogging one of the world's most important water routes had a forums account, nor did I know there is internet access to something awful from said ship!
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Mar 25, 2021 15:30
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All toilet paper in Europe comes from Andorra, so this won't affect it. In fact, you specifically should not be rushing out and getting toilet paper now because it would be foolish to do so, and definitely not because I want you to run out so we can all laugh at you.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:34
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Tree Bucket posted:None of this contingency planning sounds very profitable Capitalism really punches itself in the dick on this. “$800 million for equipment to make sure this never happens, haha yeah right buddy let me just light that money on fire. Oh no now we are losing $8 billion a day who could ever have seen this happening”
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Mar 25, 2021 15:37
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“What are ya gonna do, block me for weeks?” ~Canal who got blocked for weeks
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Mar 25, 2021 15:42
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https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1375086575990751242 incredible
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Mar 25, 2021 15:47
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Eh we consume too much anyways.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:56
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The crazy part is that whole huge boat was just transporting one bag of finger traps from AliExpress.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:57
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Did the front fell off yet?
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Mar 25, 2021 15:58
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They should make the water colder so it shrinks.
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Mar 25, 2021 15:59
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teardrop posted:Capitalism really punches itself in the dick on this. Except in this case it's not just capitalism, it's also a corrupt third-world nation ruled by a military boss.
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Mar 25, 2021 16:02
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Tiny little boat with tiny little cargo on it. The people are tiny on it now and they are mad. So cute. Tiny little anchor and a wee little horn that goes toooof tooof
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Mar 25, 2021 16:03
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Random Stranger posted:All toilet paper in Europe comes from Andorra, so this won't affect it. In fact, you specifically should not be rushing out and getting toilet paper now because it would be foolish to do so, and definitely not because I want you to run out so we can all laugh at you. lol no Most of it comes from Eastern Europe and the rural bits of the Nordics.
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Mar 25, 2021 16:04
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Klyith posted:Except in this case it's not just capitalism, it's also a corrupt third-world nation ruled by a military boss. The military boss was installed by capitalists
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Mar 25, 2021 16:05
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The crazy part is that whole huge boat was just transporting one bag of finger traps from AliExpress. Oh gently caress. Forget what I said about consuming less. That was my order!!!
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Mar 25, 2021 16:06
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It's cool global warming will save us with rising water levels and before you know it james cameron will be tooting around in a submarine trying to find the lost cargo ship of the suez.
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Mar 25, 2021 16:06
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Dear Watson posted:Oh gently caress. Forget what I said about consuming less. That was my order!!! What are you up to?
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Mar 25, 2021 16:07
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endlessmonotony posted:lol no No he is right, >90% of all european toilet paper comes from Andorra. It's a huge toilet paper factory and roughly half of the 100k population of the country works in the toilet industry. The country's official name is even The Principality of andorra and the Pyrenees Toilet Factories. It gets shortened to just andorra though most of the time
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Mar 25, 2021 16:12
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Have they tried throwing another ship at it? Like when a ball is stuck on the roof
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Mar 25, 2021 16:12
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Have they tried putting soap in the water to make it more slippery?
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Mar 25, 2021 16:13
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