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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Crunchy Raisin Bran is good

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Crunchy Raisin Bran is good

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Crunchy Raisin Bran is good

I used to eat that cereal every other morning before high school. The toilets feared me. Took me a while to figure out the cause and effect there lol.

Ardemia fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Mar 30, 2021

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


It's still funny to me that cereal was invented to stop people from masturbating lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

It's still funny to me that cereal was invented to stop people from masturbating lol

Yeah I actually get the opposite reaction, so big fail Mr Kellogg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TotalLossBrain posted:

Yeah I actually get the opposite reaction, so big fail Mr Kellogg

Is this why you're banned from the cereal aisle

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

It's still funny to me that cereal was invented to stop people from masturbating lol

rule 34 applies to the trix rabbit and cap'n crunch bofa

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

It's still funny to me that cereal was invented to stop people from masturbating lol

Try jacking it with a fistful of cornflakes and tell me it's not an incentive to knock that poo poo off.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Grape Nuts prevent nutting

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

the gently caress triptych

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

Try jacking it with a fistful of cornflakes and tell me it's not an incentive to knock that poo poo off.

the original kellog was a brick of wheat

also kellog is the reason every dude in the us is circ'd lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Had an idea: a maple frosted donut filled with sausage gravy

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Crunchy Raisin Bran is good

I love it with vanilla almond milk :kiss:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



GATOS Y VATOS posted:

It's still funny to me that cereal was invented to stop people from masturbating lol

pretty sure it did the opposite



he had another breakfast food treatment that didn't catch on, yogurt enemas

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

pretty sure it did the opposite



he had another breakfast food treatment that didn't catch on, yogurt enemas

That first article is clearly talking about penetration not masturbation

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Tip posted:

pretty sure it did the opposite



he had another breakfast food treatment that didn't catch on, yogurt enemas

Suuure, "yogurt". :rolleyes: That's what they want you to believe.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Robo Reagan posted:

the original kellog was a brick of wheat

also kellog is the reason every dude in the us is circ'd lmao

I'd like to laugh at people of his era and say "Imagine taking seriously a guy that's absolutely obsessed with teenagers masturbating instead of putting him on a loving watchlist." but I also have no doubt in my mind that if he was alive today he'd probably be a frequent guest on Dr. Oz and a Fox News contributor.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is it possible to eat too much garlic? Because I really loving love it.

Science has determined the answer and it is "no."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Here, have a gorilla.

It's on a corner of a ghost town called Picher, Oklahoma.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/G...9!4d-94.8322329

Picher and it's environs are part of the Tar Creek Superfund site, condemned as one of the most polluted places on Earth. Unrestricted lead and zinc mining left about 85% of the town undermined and ready to collapse into toxic water, and the lead and zinc contaminated mine tailings cover thousands of acres.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma

https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...6!4d-94.8307844

A true piece of Americana

ed: Why the gorilla exists:
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/42466

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 31, 2021

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Here, have a gorilla.

It's on a corner of a ghost town called Picher, Oklahoma.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/G...9!4d-94.8322329

Picher and it's environs are part of the Tar Creek Superfund site, condemned as one of the most polluted places on Earth. Unrestricted lead and zinc mining left about 85% of the town undermined and ready to collapse into toxic water, and the lead and zinc contaminated mine tailings cover thousands of acres.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma

https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...6!4d-94.8307844

A true piece of Americana

Here's one I pass by most days:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It looks very surprised
Any ideas of the story behind it?

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Mar 31, 2021

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It looks very surprised
Any ideas of the story behind it?

Monkey business

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I bet that bizza tastes good.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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CPL593H posted:

I'd like to laugh at people of his era and say "Imagine taking seriously a guy that's absolutely obsessed with teenagers masturbating instead of putting him on a loving watchlist." but I also have no doubt in my mind that if he was alive today he'd probably be a frequent guest on Dr. Oz and a Fox News contributor.

Lol, he'd deffo be presdidont Trump's doctor.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Outrail posted:

Lol, he'd deffo be presdidont Trump's doctor.

"Hmmm, looks like your humors have gone bad. Have you considered trepanation?"

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010






Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
What in the gently caress is going on here?

Physical manifestation of a Q theory?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Only true Americans are willing to protect their gatorade with deadly force

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Here, have a gorilla.

It's on a corner of a ghost town called Picher, Oklahoma.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/G...9!4d-94.8322329

Picher and it's environs are part of the Tar Creek Superfund site, condemned as one of the most polluted places on Earth. Unrestricted lead and zinc mining left about 85% of the town undermined and ready to collapse into toxic water, and the lead and zinc contaminated mine tailings cover thousands of acres.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma

https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...6!4d-94.8307844

A true piece of Americana

ed: Why the gorilla exists:
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/42466

God, I urbex’d Picher a little bit during one of my trips down to Miami county to count cards. There’s still a few holdouts in the decaying buildings, just living there stubbornly despite the fact that the town could basically go at any moment. They don’t give a gently caress. “I was born here, and I’m gonna die here.”

It’s easy to laugh at the obtuse stubbornness that is absolutely going to kill these people after lord only knows how many years of pointless and preventable hardship and suffering, but encountering it face to face and seeing the lovecraftian cocktail of all the stages of grief except acceptance pouring out of every pore is...well, affecting, to say the least. It’s a slow motion tragedy and there’s no helping it. I imagine it’s a bit like how Cassandra felt in the Iliad.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Outrail posted:

What in the gently caress is going on here?

Physical manifestation of a Q theory?

That is a shotgun boobytrap pointed directly at the side entrance you can see in the first pic over by the "ICE!" freezer. If I had to hazard a guess, they've had people break in multiple times via that entrance and not the front for some reason.

And they have now constructed a very illegal booby trap.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

spookykid posted:

That is a shotgun boobytrap pointed directly at the side entrance you can see in the first pic over by the "ICE!" freezer. If I had to hazard a guess, they've had people break in multiple times via that entrance and not the front for some reason.

And they have now constructed a very illegal booby trap.

Well, legality depends on the jurisdiction.

I'm impressed with the use of the bungee straps. Even odds they didn't unload during the trial period.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm pretty sure booby traps are illegal in every us jurisdiction but maybe the us is somehow shitter than I realized

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Yeah I feel like a SAW-style shotgun trap in a convenience store is something where even America says “uh, no”.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


spookykid posted:

That is a shotgun boobytrap pointed directly at the side entrance you can see in the first pic over by the "ICE!" freezer. If I had to hazard a guess, they've had people break in multiple times via that entrance and not the front for some reason.

And they have now constructed a very illegal booby trap.

they're gonna murder grandma lol

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
its actually almost all case law and theres no explicit law outside of alabama

the case law is basically a history of judges finding interesting ways to crush booby trap peeps tho

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
This was a fun thread to read through! Thanks for all the pictures of the midwest! Ill be sure never to visit

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

bob dobbs is dead posted:

its actually almost all case law and theres no explicit law outside of alabama

the case law is basically a history of judges finding interesting ways to crush booby trap peeps tho

Hold up, the only state that explicitly outlaws booby traps is Alabama?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Outrail posted:

Hold up, the only state that explicitly outlaws booby traps is Alabama?

the rest of em just use assault w a deadly weapon

i found a california law

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the rest of em just use assault w a deadly weapon

i found a california law

My multi-media Rube Goldberg machine turns potential energy into a prison sentence.

V: ah, there we go

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Outrail posted:

Hold up, the only state that explicitly outlaws booby traps is Alabama?

it's more that only in alabama is an explicit law required

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