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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Tainen posted:

so you’re tellin me on Good Friday DMX died and two days later he rose from the dead
:thunk:

yeah

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
natty daddy

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DryGoods posted:

where do you think the eggs come from?

the store

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

DryGoods posted:

where do you think the eggs come from?

ovaries

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

the ovary store called and they're runnin outta eggs

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Plinkey posted:

making some bread



Natty Daddy hell yeah brother

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

a menopause metaphor

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

nice mix master

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

that's not his hand

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

nice mix master

nobody can do it like mix master can

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Red Baron posted:

why is Easter the horniest holiday? I’d have pegged Halloween for that

Easter's mascot is a rabbit, the animal in the phrase "fucks like rabbits"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Red Baron posted:

why is Easter the horniest holiday? I’d have pegged Halloween for that
whole lotta eggs sitting there unfertilized

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
what did jesus do about morning wood

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
All holidays are named after Holly day the pornstar. pm plinkey for more details

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Reality Protester posted:

tr ah gently caress i give up

tump never gave up

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
arbor day FUCKS

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Natty Daddy hell yeah brother

8 bucks for a 15 pack

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

will never get tired of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Thoatse posted:

what did jesus do about morning wood

he used a psalm

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDabknwwZQA

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Thoatse posted:

what did jesus do about morning wood

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/0EqKJRy.mp4

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
orson swells the male pornstar. pm plinkey for details

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

maaaHHHHHHHHHTHHEEEEEEEEE FRENCH

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

it is a california champagne by PAUL maSON

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Good soup! posted:

maaaHHHHHHHHHTHHEEEEEEEEE FRENCH

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Good soup! posted:

maaaHHHHHHHHHTHHEEEEEEEEE FRENCH

the best line reading of all time

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
The Martian except Matt Damon can only grow olives.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/j7qjfVX.mp4

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

no

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Good soup! posted:

maaaHHHHHHHHHTHHEEEEEEEEE FRENCH

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Good soup! posted:

maaaHHHHHHHHHTHHEEEEEEEEE FRENCH

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Inspired































By that same french excellence

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Good soup! posted:

Inspired































By that same french excellence

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



*taps label on bottle*

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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Good soup! posted:

Inspired































By that same french excellence

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