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Please help me, I am in Space Jam 2 and I cannot get out. I am surrounded by toons and goons and I miss my wife and family. I was hit by a truck and I awoke in this horrid world of characters I remember from kid days. Please help me.
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Apr 4, 2021 02:33
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I just want Daffy Duck to leave my wife alone, please!!!
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Apr 4, 2021 02:34
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Please come quickly. Ace Ventura and Zoboomafu are closing in on me fast.
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Apr 4, 2021 02:34
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Daffy Duck leave me alone, I'm married.
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Apr 4, 2021 02:34
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“where’s mj when you need him” lebron james: son of a... |
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Apr 4, 2021 07:36
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can’t tell if i’m stuck in space jam 2 or if the truckers just standing over my body panicked and working his way through the shock by rambling to himself that the game has changed so much and you can’t really determine who the true GOAT is but deep down he still thinks it’s michael jordan |
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Apr 4, 2021 07:40
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Sending thought, prayers and a barrel full of judge Dooms dip your way |
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Apr 4, 2021 08:11
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send me to Mars
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Apr 4, 2021 10:22
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Just remember to slam. Also, welcome to the Space Jam. |
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Apr 4, 2021 13:31
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Pf! In your dreams Lola Bunny! You used to be hot but now? You're like maybe a 5 at best! |
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Apr 4, 2021 13:32
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Me and Lola Bunny are making a zine about society. Just you wait.
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Apr 4, 2021 15:12
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"being in Space Jam 2 isn't so bad," I say to myself, deluded by Space Jam madness |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:07
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i'm stuck in a space jelly myself
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Apr 4, 2021 16:13
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Space Jam 2: Return of Space Jam Space Jam 3: Revenge of Space Jam Space Jam 4: Rise of Space Jam |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:17
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When will they finally make the BYOB reboot: Space Ham? |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:18
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really glad they axed pepé le pew from the team now. i was glad before, but now, double so.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:20
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Heather Papps posted:really glad they axed pepé le pew from the team now. i was glad before, but now, double so. How do you feel about his replacement, Shitbrick Assfuck? |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:22
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Joey McChrist fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 4, 2021
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Apr 4, 2021 16:22
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Everybody get up it's time to cram now We got a real ham goin' down Welcome to the Space Ham Here's your chance, fill your shirt with some Space Ham Alright.... Come on and cram, and welcome to the ham Come on and cram, if you want that ham |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:28
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Several masked gunmen run into your room, 3am, and one of them screams: "EVERYBODY GET UP! IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW!" You get up, terrified, urine running down your leg. "COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!" In fear for your safety and the safety of your family, you begin to slam. |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:48
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Teddy Thunders posted:Several masked gunmen run into your room, 3am, and one of them screams: |
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Apr 4, 2021 16:49
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Teddy Thunders posted:Several masked gunmen run into your room, 3am, and one of them screams: "HOSTAGE" YEAH "YA'LL READY TO STOP" NO "AND YA WANNA KNOW WHY?" WHY -racks pistol- "CAUSE ITS THE SLAM JAM"
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Apr 4, 2021 16:58
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Nervously eyeing Yosimite Sam, silently praying he doesn't go off and put us all in danger |
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Apr 4, 2021 17:10
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Apr 4, 2021 17:34
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"Everyone please, work that body, but make sure you don't hurt nobody!" you scream in vain as they do, indeed, hurt somebody. |
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Apr 4, 2021 17:58
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Teddy Thunders posted:"Everyone please, work that body, but make sure you don't hurt nobody!" you scream in vain as they do, indeed, hurt somebody.
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Apr 4, 2021 18:23
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dribbling the ball to try to fit in, then standing around off to the side with my stance weird hoping somebody will pass to me but they never do
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Apr 4, 2021 18:34
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standing in a crowd with the Grim Fandango guy and one (1) Animaniac reacting to a dunk with some kind of big face
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Apr 4, 2021 18:35
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Getting served with a cease and desist by Bugs Bunny after letting off a noxious fart in the bleachers and saying "Ain't I a stinker?" |
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Apr 4, 2021 18:46
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Editing out the scenes that include Grennich the fat hog
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Apr 4, 2021 20:14
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biosterous posted:i'm stuck in a space jelly myself Sometimes getting stuck in a space preserve or space marmalade can be nice |
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Apr 4, 2021 20:49
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the dvd extra where it's just the uncropped camera with greenich the fat hog waving dumbly yelling at lebron james to "oop me"
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Apr 4, 2021 22:12
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Practicing my fundamentals much to the chagrin of the entire roster |
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Apr 5, 2021 04:03
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tweety bird, i can no longer live in tune world. you need to kill me. please. do this one last "bad widdle thing" |
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Apr 5, 2021 15:07
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Try to steal the ball from Taz and he mauls the poo poo out of my arm, I am losing blood fast |
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Apr 5, 2021 18:53
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Hey is that Frank O'Hara, the mid-century poet and father of the New York School? Hey man, I'm a huge fan of your work! Oh you're a friend of the big sheepdog from the fake Wily Coyote ones, that's awesome, that's cool. So how long are you in Space Jam 2 for, maybe we could get a cup of coffee sometime?
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Apr 5, 2021 19:22
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How wonderful, have you not noticed the sign saying "way out"? Yes, the one pointing to the pitch black tunnel in that brick wall. Logic dictates that you run as fast as possible into said tunnel. |
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Apr 5, 2021 19:54
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ok, ty. lemme just build up a bit of momentum by running my legs in place until they become a little white blurring wheel and I lift off the ground edit: gently caress OUCH How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Apr 5, 2021
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Apr 5, 2021 20:20
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grennich the fat hog popping in frame trying to force his saying, “Shippy Dippy!” but no ones feeling it
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Apr 5, 2021 21:39
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its cool that theyre making a movie based on charles barkely shut up and jam gaiden |
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