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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Steadiman posted:

Jesus literally every time a conservative stubs their toes they gotta equate it to the holocaust. And still they don't understand how much that proves how privileged their lives are when that's the worst thing to ever happen to them. It's absolutely disgusting

You know... concentration camps had rocks all over the place that Jews would stub their toes on...

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

So what did Biden ban today exactly? Some tiny piece of kit that makes guns a teensy weensy bit less usable to kill people? Still enough to infuriate gunwankers of course but not enough to break :decorum:, surely?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Only cowards quit posting!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Anyone done the Sim City one yet? You know the one.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Who What Now posted:

He's conservative in the way all rich people are conservative in that his personal wealth and wellbeing is all that matters and actually helping anyone is at best a distant second.

True but holding some conservative viewpoints doesn't make one a conservative in my book. He's a liberal.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ches Neckbeard posted:

completely unsurprising

We all know the other companies are just gonna wait till the coast is clear and start donating again anyway.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


guy is very eager to be seen interacting with minors he isn't trafficking for sex. curious.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

A Fancy Hat posted:

Here are some things that conservatives find funny:

Stereotypes based on gender, race, or sexual orientation. (Women loooove shopping!)
Very basic physical comedy (fat guy fall down)
Grade school insults (pencil neck Adam Schiff)

The perfect conservative joke would be a very fat Democrat falling down on a patch of ice after shopping, and then somebody walks by and calls her fat.

You also cannot have any kind of subtlety or nuance to conservative humor, because it will fly over the heads of most of the audience. Especially on Fox News, where at least half the audience is over 55 and possibly dangerously insane.

So that ideal joke would be all of what I said before, plus you add goofy sound effects.

You forgot the single most important pillar of conservative comedy: Absolutely despising your spouse.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



GolfHole posted:

what do ex-fox people end up doing

See Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash apologizes for political past: ‘I made a lot of mistakes’

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Avirosb posted:

Anyone done the Sim City one yet? You know the one.



(lovely img generator because I can't do photoshop)

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



I pressed end and as everything quickly scrolled I swear I saw Michael Jackson. I don't see what else I could have confused him for on this page.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1380207587782615040

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Ah yes, the apology circuit, followed by the getting right back on their bullshit circuit. It was good enough for Glenn Beck!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not sure who started the NES Gutfeld photoshops but I'm fully on board

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

“Stacey will refer to herself exclusively in the third person from now on.”

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tarkus posted:

True but holding some conservative viewpoints doesn't make one a conservative in my book. He's a liberal.

A "classical liberal", yes.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Who What Now posted:

A "classical liberal", yes.

nah, he's not like Dave Rubin or ol' JP. There is a gradient.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The Last Call posted:


"His first impulse was that he wanted to defend Gaetz, you know, 'He's one of our people,'" Haberman said.

When your FIRST impulse when you learn about felony statutory rape and child sex trafficking is to instantly defend the person, you can get the holy gently caress out of here forever. Jesus christ.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tarkus posted:

nah, he's not like Dave Rubin or ol' JP. There is a gradient.

Was Peterson ever on Maher's show? I guarantee those two would bond over their shared hatred of "SJWs".

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
What's Eating Greg Gutfeld?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Who What Now posted:

Was Peterson ever on Maher's show? I guarantee those two would bond over their shared hatred of "SJWs".

Yeah, unfortunately he was. I think you're right, he was a bit googoo for his hate of SJW's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLCmDtCDAM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

i saw an ad for the new pokemon snap and it looked like it was full of like, #300+ pokemon and i lost all interest. donald j trump was the president.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1380191286364266499
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1380193579692220420
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1380200817693577219

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Waiting for Gutfeld

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


"Hello? FBI? Yes, I'd like to report a sighting of God."

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

This rules.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oh god, yes

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

More like Buttfeld.

lmao boom got 'em!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

chuckle gut

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LMAO when Trump refusing to accept defeat and his asslicks in congress cementing that idea results in the lowest voter turnout ever for republicans in the midterms.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Gutfeld vs Kong

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