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Jim replaces Dwight’s coffee with Folger’s flavor crystals.
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Jim replaces Dwight’s flavor crystals with crystal meth.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:05
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Jim writes erotic fiction about Dwight that is so good it makes Dwight famous for being a power bottom. Dwight tries to sue but in his ultimate hubris decides to represent himself in court. Jim mugs the camera at minute 8 of Dwight's opening statement.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:21
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Jim replaces all of Dwight's sunscreen with tanning oil during the company outing. Dwight is severely burnt by the sun. Then Jim snipes Dwight from the local clocktower with a high powered rifle, showering Mose with Dwight's blood. The sunscreen thing with just a diversion.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:42
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Jim replaces all of Dwight’s blood with antifreeze.
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Apr 7, 2021 23:37
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It’s the kind that doesn’t have any bittering agent. Dwight had a nosebleed and a dog drinks it, killing the dog. Everyone blames Dwight.
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Apr 7, 2021 23:49
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Jim invents a teleportation machine that automatically removes solid wastes directly from Dwight's colon, thereby depriving Dwight of ever again having the satisfaction of a good poo poo.
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Apr 8, 2021 00:28
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Jim points out to Dwight that it's not possible to directly view more than three sides of an opaque cube at any given time. Dwight spends the rest of the day squinting at a cube. While Dwight is distracted doing this, Jim shits in Dwight's pants.
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Apr 8, 2021 01:03
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Applewhite posted:Jim points out to Dwight that it's not possible to directly view more than three sides of an opaque cube at any given time. Dwight spends the rest of the day squinting at a cube. Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1INUjyyePuo&t=422s
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Apr 8, 2021 01:21
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In a bizarre sequence of events involving a discussion of Marvel movies and involuntary incarceration at a mental institution, Jim causes Dwight to be lobotomized.
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Apr 8, 2021 02:09
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Devoted goon Dwight devotes a GBS thread to the myriad pranks that Jim has pulled on him. Before it can be goldmined, Jim becomes a mod and sends it to the toxic waste dump. 
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Apr 8, 2021 02:42
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Jim puts a funnel in Dwight's mouth while Dwight is asleep and pours an entire bucket full of marbles down Dwight's throat.
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Apr 8, 2021 17:58
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Applewhite posted:Jim puts a funnel in Dwight's mouth while Dwight is asleep and pours an entire bucket full of marbles down Dwight's throat. Raspberry Racers lost again
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Apr 8, 2021 18:44
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Jim throws a water balloon full of old piss at Dwight during an office picnic.
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Apr 8, 2021 22:04
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Gatto Grigio posted:Devoted goon Dwight devotes a GBS thread to the myriad pranks that Jim has pulled on him. jim mods the camera
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Apr 8, 2021 22:08
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Jim begins the first stage of a complicated prank, possibly his most ambitious ever. Upon seeing him messing with something in the ceiling, Charles Miner shoves Jim off the ladder and just beats the everloving poo poo out of him
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Apr 8, 2021 22:11
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim mods the camera I hope that camera is able to get counseling
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Apr 8, 2021 22:12
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Jim stops thinking about Dwight and Dwight disappears.
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Apr 8, 2021 22:56
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jim installs a fire engine pump in dwights plumbing and flays his skin when he goes to take his morning shower
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Apr 9, 2021 00:10
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Bad Purchase posted:Jim stops thinking about Dwight and Dwight disappears.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:54
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Bad Purchase posted:Jim stops thinking about Dwight and Dwight disappears. lol
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Apr 9, 2021 04:09
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Jim beats Dwight's rear end with a cricket bat.
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Code Jockey posted:Jim begins the first stage of a complicated prank, possibly his most ambitious ever. Upon seeing him messing with something in the ceiling, Charles Miner shoves Jim off the ladder and just beats the everloving poo poo out of him Jim is put into a coma. Charles Stringer Bells the camera.
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Apr 10, 2021 04:11
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Applewhite posted:Jim leaves a post-it note on Dwight's monitor reminding Dwight that Star Wars: the Last Jedi is canon and that the Holdo Maneuver retroactively ruins all previous Star Wars films. Jim successfully petitions McDonald's to add an item to their menu celebrating the 5th anniversary of Star Wars: the Last Jedi. It's called a Holdo McNeuver. Jim eats it for lunch every day so that Dwight has to be reminded of it. The sandwich is so popular it's renamed simply the "McNeuver" and becomes a permanent menu item. Jim then gets McDonalds to add a commemorative sandwich for the 50th anniversary of the film "Mandingo," resulting in a new sandwich called "McDingo." Dwight is infuriated by the absense of dingo meat in the McDingo.
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I wonder why they never did a nightmare sequence in the show where Michael dreams Toby is manager and Michael is HR
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Apr 10, 2021 20:25
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Jim plus Michael equals jason sudekis
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When a bat is spotted in the office, Jim decides to pretend to get bitten and displays made-up symptoms of vampirism. Predictably Dwight kills him by shoving a sharpened meter stick through his heart before decapitating him with the arm of a paper cutter.
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Apr 11, 2021 06:22
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After discovering a string of dubious bank transfers, which are being carried out by a rising Islamic extremist code named Dwight, Jim leaves the comfort of his desk and heads to Schrute Farm to try and stop the terrorist threat
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The Office pilot is on, and it reminded me of this beautiful, beautiful thread. 
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Apr 12, 2021 22:27
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Jim magically turns all the air in Dwight's body into wood for three seconds
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Apr 13, 2021 02:14
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Jim uses Power Word: Kill on Dwight.
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Rockman Reserve posted:When a bat is spotted in the office, Jim decides to pretend to get bitten and displays made-up symptoms of vampirism. Predictably Dwight kills him by shoving a sharpened meter stick through his heart before decapitating him with the arm of a paper cutter. This mostly was an actual prank on the show except it was a sharpened broom stick and Jim left before Dwight could use it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vic0qKl64Y
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Apr 13, 2021 02:24
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Jim playfully shoots a rubber band at Dwight, but accidently hits him in the eye.
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Apr 13, 2021 02:49
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John convinces Rainn to take the starting role in Super. "The superhero thing is huge right now! Strike while the iron is hot! Trust me no one wants to see another Jack Ryan reboot." Rainn takes the advice and his career comes to a screeching halt. John grows a beard, becomes an action star and rails Emily Blunt every night while mugging the camera
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Jim exposes Dwight to a mysterious meteorite which gives Dwight incredible super powers, but Dwight is completely unaware of this. Weeks later, Jim challenges Dwight to a "punch-off". Jim explains that Dwight should punch him as hard as he can, under the condition that Jim gets to punch Dwight as hard as he can afterwards. Dwight, feeling extremely confident, accepts. Jim stands in the middle of the office and excitedly tells everyone to watch. Dwight tightens his fist, pulls back, and punches Jim right in the gut. The fist cuts through Jim like he was made of wet paper. The office starts screaming and Jim is now puking up blood. Dwight tries to remove his fist from Jim's stomach, but when he grabs Jim's head for leverage he unintentionally crushes it with his super strength. Blood and brain matter sprays over Dwight and the office. Dwight can only mutter "Sorry... sorry.... I'm trying to help." as Jim's body is torn apart like old newspapers. Kevin tries to knock out Dwight with a chair by swinging it at his head. However, the chair shatters upon hitting Dwight's invulnerable body and a shard of plastic lodges itself in Kevin's right eye as he screams in pain. At this point Dwight is crying but the tears begin to evaporate as laser beams shoot from his eyes. They tear into the walls of Dunder Mifflin. At first they simply singe, but then they begin to burn through. Dwight is blinded by this and begins flail around. His eye-lasers begin a deadly dance around the office, growing in intensity all the while. Desks and printers are cut in half, paper is lit ablaze, and the sprinkler system finally, mercifully, activates. Dwight appears to be out of energy at this point because he drops to the ground, eye lasers finally having stopped. Dwight begins moaning as he sees Oscar slowly walking towards him. Oscar takes one cautious step after another, but then his entire torso slides off of his legs. He has been cleaved in twain by Dwight's powerful eye-blasts. Dwight curls into the fetal position, crying, as the sprinkler system rains down on him. Hundreds of miles away, in a bunker deep underground, a computer turns on for the first time in years. A man in a military uniform rushes over towards it and begins keying a sequence of letters and numbers. "Sir, it appears we have another one. Scranton, Pennsylvania. Early reports have just hit but it looks like it might be a Class AA. Maybe even Class AAA." In a dark corner of the room, Jim removes a cigarette from his jacket pocket, lights it, and takes a puff. He then smiles smugly at the camera.
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Dwight is born on the alien planet Krypton. His parents, Jor-El and Lara become aware of Krypton's impending destruction and Jor-El begins constructing a spacecraft to carry Dwight to Earth. During Krypton's last moments, Jor-El places young Dwight in the spacecraft and launches it. Jor-El and Lara die as the spacecraft barely escapes Krypton's fate. The explosion transforms planetary debris into kryptonite, a radioactive substance that is lethal to superpowered (via Earth's yellow sun) Kryptonians. Jim mugs the camera, displays a kryptonite ring, and winks.
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Dwight is enamored with a new youtube channel - "You Got the Beet". The channel is almost exclusively beet-related content such as recipes, growing tips, and interviews with famous beet farmers and chefs. Over the coming months, the creator of the channel (known only as BeetGuy17) announces that the channel will be closing soon as he's dealing with some personal problems and can't maintain it. Dwight, on a whim, reaches out and announces he'd like to take over the channel. BeetGuy17 is so touched that he agrees to it, and Dwight seamlessly takes over the channel. In fact, Dwight's work ethic and beet knowledge pushes the channel to new heights of popularity. Some videos are getting a million within 24 hours, and this is the most mainstream coverage beets have gotten since the early 1980s. Meanwhile, Jim writes "SOME GOOD NEWS" on a piece of paper and sticks it behind his desk. He films himself with his phone. Somehow, the videos become the most popular thing online. Jim also issues multiple copyright strikes against Dwight, forcing him to fight expensive legal battles. In addition, Jim begins mentioning his favorite youtube channel (Dr. Beet and the Beet-lectric Mayhem) and that channel begins siphoning off Dwight's viewers. The end result is "You Got the Beet" is no longer profitable and "SOME GOOD NEWS" is raking in millions and getting mainstream attention. Jim announces to the world that he will be selling his channel to CBS and promises to keep working on it, but then he doesn't do poo poo with it except run off with the money.
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Bad Purchase posted:Jim stops thinking about Dwight and Dwight disappears. Jim falls down and begs Dwight to remove the concept of Dwight from all things that was and will be, so he can finally be free from his jester existence. "NO" says Dwight. "I DENY YOU", "I WILL ALWAYS DENY YOU" Dwight says, his voice reverbing through the fabric of reality. "Thats what she said!" said Jim, mugging the omnipresent camera with blood running from his eyes.
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