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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

low key sex master posted:

I'm calling less than a month. Probably a week tbh

Zero day, bay-bee

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
I'm going to be generous and say the fourth day.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

bar88537 posted:

I've heard the Rambos described as "boomer porn"

Part of the first one is cops going on power trips to murder people, and it was lovely how Vets are treated if they have problems due to the war that they had no say in being involved with, but yea they really feed into boomer grievances.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Former High School Classmate Busts Minnesota Man Who Took Selfies Inside Capitol on Jan. 6, Boasted ‘We Made It’



https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol...rce=mostpopular

Federal authorities arrested a Minnesota man accused of taking part in the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 after he was turned in by a former high school classmate who recognized him from selfie videos he allegedly took while inside the building. Jonah Westbury, 26, was arrested Friday and charged with several crimes.

According to the charging documents, Westbury’s anonymous former schoolmate contacted the FBI early on the morning of Jan. 7 after recognizing him in a video posted to social media.

“The tipster said it recognized WESTBURY because the tipster had attended high school with him. The tipster said it had observed video proof of WESTBURY inside the U.S. Capitol building during the civil unrest on January 6, 2021,” the documents stated. “According to the tipster, the video was originally posted on TikTok, a social media website. The tipster later observed WESTBURY on a Snapchat video narrating his incursion into the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., which was posted on the Twitter account of a friend of Westbury’s.”

In the videos, which the 26-year-old Westbury also apparently posted to his own Snapchat account, Westbury switches between filming himself and his surroundings, often narrating what was happening.

In one selfie video filmed from inside the Capitol Building, Westbury allegedly says, “We made it. This is our house. We got pepper sprayed, got abused” before the video ends abruptly. In another video, also from inside the building, the person identified as Westbury pans the camera around in a circle and says, “First time in the Capitol. First time in the Capitol…I’m proud of every loving one of you.”

A video of rioters inside the Capitol was also posted to Reddit that appears to show Westbury in the middle of taking one of the selfie photos he later posted on his various social media accounts.

“The video showed an individual taking a selfie of himself inside the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, during the civil unrest,” the documents stated. “Indeed, the image of WESTBURY that appears on the Reddit website appears to show him wearing, or in possession of, the same jacket, gray sweatshirt and red hat that he is seen wearing in the Snapchat videos.”

Westbury is facing four federal charges, including entering a restricted building without authority, disrupting or impeding the orderly conduct of government, and demonstrating inside of a Capitol Building.


I keep thinking how many might have gotten away if only they resisted sticking their ugly mugs everywhere.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

pixaal posted:

My is the chud:apple i

MyPhone, MyTruck, MyTV, MyWife

While this post technically makes sense with enough effort on the reader’s part, it still hurt my brain.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

twistedmentat posted:

Part of the first one is cops going on power trips to murder people, and it was lovely how Vets are treated if they have problems due to the war that they had no say in being involved with, but yea they really feed into boomer grievances.

If only Brian Dennehy had let the drifter pass through town... But no, he had to act like a cop and draw first blood. Typical Dennehy.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/therecount/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=
https://twitter.com/MikeTaddow/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=
https://twitter.com/AndrewMannix/st...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Johnny Walker posted:

Wait that's not the same guy?

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Castor Poe posted:

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol

This is the dude where someone posted about him being gay? Harlan is the one that had some chick tweet about him trying to cheat on his wife?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Castor Poe posted:

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol

Imagine looking like this and that Harlan dude and not just perpetually getting your rear end kicked by strangers

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

lol

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Batterypowered7 posted:

This is the dude where someone posted about him being gay? Harlan is the one that had some chick tweet about him trying to cheat on his wife?

All these horrible chuddy child-men blend together. There's this guy, bowtie guy, embarrassing sexting guy, and Tiger King's campaign manager, and I think those are all different people, but I could not tell them apart by sight

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Too bad bullets won't be stopped by Tennessee's state line

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

exactly this, you use your off hand for a tazer, you know exactly that you're not holding your gun because it's in the wrong hand and feels weird. instead they're killing people on purpose and claiming it was a big mix up, a whoopsie doodle.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Castor Poe posted:

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol


LOL!!!!

fuckin' Texas...

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Batterypowered7 posted:

This is the dude where someone posted about him being gay? Harlan is the one that had some chick tweet about him trying to cheat on his wife?

I don't think Harlan is old enough to get married.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I don't think Harlan is old enough to get married.

Pretty sure the chud states let your parent sign off when you're 12 or something.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Batterypowered7 posted:

Cop guns should have an LCD screen and hey should have to solve a math problem before it disengages the safety.

Well then they'd never be able to ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Trigger discipline is ungodly.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Castor Poe posted:

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol

10 gallons of poo poo in a 15 gallon hat.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Zil posted:

They do make bulletproof backpacks.



:hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol: They're not clear, so they're against school policy for "clear backpacks only" to prevent kids from carrying weapons to school in them, so children can't use them anyway :hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Mistle posted:

:hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol: They're not clear, so they're against school policy for "clear backpacks only" to prevent kids from carrying weapons to school in them, so children can't use them anyway :hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol:

LOL!!!!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Castor Poe posted:

Surprisingly, no. Here's the dude in question:



Lol

How does he buy beer? Nobody is going to believe the age on his ID.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Pvt.Scott posted:

How does he buy beer? Nobody is going to believe the age on his ID.

He sits om Harlan's shoulders and they get by on height alone.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pvt.Scott posted:

How does he buy beer? Nobody is going to believe the age on his ID.

It's Texas, we don't card that often. Well for a bit after the Bush twins thing places did, but kinda not a thing anymore.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Biden Bars Trump From Receiving Intelligence Briefings, Citing ‘Erratic Behavior’

NY Times posted:

“What value is giving him an intelligence briefing?” Mr. Biden added. “What impact does he have at all, other than the fact he might slip and say something?”

:lol:

I wonder how DJT feels about that? Let me check his Twitter account.

Edit: oh, from feb 10th?

I blame me for this mistake.

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Apr 13, 2021

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I had to look into the American School in Tokyo for a family member and a little part of me was like "its not authentically american because there is no chance of being shot to death"

Edit: I'm never moving back to America am I?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Well see your honor I mistook my gun for a boating accident, so I uh... killed the guy, badabim badaboom?

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Batterypowered7 posted:

This is the dude where someone posted about him being gay? Harlan is the one that had some chick tweet about him trying to cheat on his wife?

Yeah, I think he was outed by a former classmate

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Barudak posted:

Edit: I'm never moving back to America am I?

Why would you want to?

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I gotta say, there are few things in this world less interesting to me than getting in a semantic argument with a kid fucker. You really want to gently caress kids, I get that. I don't care how many different words you can invent to describe your lust.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Lol I remember seeing weird shield things in the office at the school I teach at. I was like man that’s a weird decoration then I realized it’s so the admins had something to hide behind while me and the students got shot.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lmao x 1 million at how quickly TD.win is devolving into a defacto r/incels replacement

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Lol I remember seeing weird shield things in the office at the school I teach at. I was like man that’s a weird decoration then I realized it’s so the admins had something to hide behind while me and the students got shot.

Don't worry if they have $4000 they can buy you back

Apologies for implying admins would spend $4000 on a teacher lol

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Walrus posted:

lmao x 1 million at how quickly TD.win is devolving into a defacto r/incels replacement

I'd love to see an average age or any sort of demographic data for that site

It's like all 45+ boomer men posting like zoomers it seems from all that poo poo being posted here

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

Asterite34 posted:

Can they start making those triggers out of degenerate neutron matter or something? Because their current Balsa wood construction clearly isn't heavy enough

Is it possible to make a Beesting Glock where if you pull the trigger it shoots you too? You know, so cops will only pull the trigger if it's really worth it?

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Sound
Oct 18, 2004


pixaal posted:

My is the chud:apple i

MyPhone, MyTruck, MyTV, MyWife

MyPerson, MyWoman, MyMan, MyCamera, MyTV

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