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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Meme Poker Party posted:

Partly-canon mod series

It owns. One of the sharkmen units have a cannon as a hand, like megaman.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i want to eat a meal consisting of 50 sesame balls and 20 egg rolls

and i want it

NOW!!!!!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Not really a fan of sesame balls tbh. Egg rolls, well...sure yeah who doesn't like those

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

hbag posted:

i have been told a fair amount that my music taste fuckin rules and i have to say i do agree

I think you av has changed more times than mine has during the entirely of our respective posting careers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
telling my boss I'm gonna go "do a line" in the "bathroom" but really I'm eating a line of of hot mustard & japanese pink sauce covered egg rolls

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Aardvark! posted:

telling my boss I'm gonna go "do a line" in the "bathroom" but really I'm eating a line of of hot mustard & japanese pink sauce covered egg rolls

The most 2020s 80s thing I've ever pictured.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
If someone set up an OnlyFans account where I can watch someone play a UFO catcher game in Japan and be sent the prize, I would spend an unfortunate amount of money on it.

Kewpie mayo, ride or die.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

i want to eat a meal consisting of 50 sesame balls and 20 egg rolls

and i want it

NOW!!!!!

I got two sesame balls for you right here pal

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

seasame balls...so weak and pathetic

sugar donut bun things...powerful. Very strong.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I got two sesame balls for you right here pal

is it the size or the smell that you named them after

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

is it the size or the smell that you named them after

Yes

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Guys I'm worried about Tip, he hasn't posted in almost 48 hours.


Should we report him to Missing Persons???

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Meme Poker Party posted:

Guys I'm worried about Tip, he hasn't posted in almost 48 hours.


Should we report him to Missing Persons???

I would prefer you did not.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
I did what I could.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
went outside to see if my HOME PLANETARIUM got delivered yet, and it had not. went back inside to check the tracking history.

delivered: 1:38pm. literally in the 2 minute period between me getting back to my computer and looking, it got delivered :stare:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I didn't think you actually got one :eyepop:

anyway I finally did taxes and since I didn't file last year because I was drinkin and moved apts and never got to it I'm getting last years and this years returns and all 3 stimulus checks in the next couple weeks

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm making collard greens to go with dinner and the whole house smells like a big ol batch of meaty greens cooking up because of how cool and great I am

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i havent done my taxes in YEARS :smug:

(this is a serious issue stemming from a fuckup on a 401k withdrawal i made several years ago)

(i hired an accountant to unfuck all my poo poo finally)

(i think he took my last payment and flew home to qatar never to be seen again)

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
thinking of buying a road bike and picking up cycling as a hobby to get me outside more

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I haven't filed my us taxes in over a decade cuz I don't live there anymore and don't earn enough income to pay any tax. They still expect me to file but gently caress that I say

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



posting smugly and incorrectly on 145

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I called in a missing persons report on Tip and when they asked if anyone else was missing I said, “No, just the Tip” :grin:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I called in a missing persons report on Tip and when they asked if anyone else was missing I said, “No, just the Tip” :grin:

lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Lady on the phone: This is the Missings Persons Tip hotline,
Me: oh so you already heard

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Feeling like a waiter with no customers...

Relaxed

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Grumblepuff posted:

I did what I could.



I saw tip posting earlier today, in the “in hospital cuz I can’t poop” thread.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Do you think that tip is maybe mad at this thread?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I PMd him a dick pic so he's just preoccupied

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Do you think that tip is maybe mad at this thread?

maybe we aren't posting enough :ohdear:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Tip's current status:



Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

More like La-Me-A-Lone!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
He better not be mad
This is an awesome thread

It's like 1000 pages and it's just his personal chat thread
I'm JELLY

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
We’re on vacation this week and as such have been eating massive amounts of take out. Tonight’s meal was a massive meatball parm sandwich on toasted focaccia from a local place and it was probably the best meatball sandwich I’ve ever had. Looking forward to revisiting the leftovers for breakfast.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm makin pizza.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
sesame beef & general tso's chicken & some egg rolls on the way. i wouldnt have ordered so much but ive never tried this place and they have good reviews :staredog:

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I always see general tsos on menus but ive never ordered it. whats it like?

In other news ive pulled what feels like my whole left neck and i feel like my head is going to fall off or be wrenched free by one of the occasional very painful spasms

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jakabite posted:

I always see general tsos on menus but ive never ordered it. whats it like?


Ever had orange chicken?

It's deep fried chicken chunks with almost the same sauce as that, except a little spicier and a wider variety of vegetables.

As with most take out Chinese places, pretty much every one you order from is gonna do it slightly different but that's the gist of it.

It's got more going for it than orange chicken or other 'deep fried and then sauced' chicken options imo just in terms of flavor level and different stuff in it.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Big Beef City posted:

Ever had orange chicken?

It's deep fried chicken chunks with almost the same sauce as that, except a little spicier and a wider variety of vegetables.

As with most take out Chinese places, pretty much every one you order from is gonna do it slightly different but that's the gist of it.

It's got more going for it than orange chicken or other 'deep fried and then sauced' chicken options imo just in terms of flavor level and different stuff in it.

It's good, spicy

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
God I'm like a prisoner how I'm craving food all the time. Haven't been in a grocery store in 13 months

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Here's my asian pork roast I said I'd make today.

With jazzed up collards, mashed potatoes.
The juice is pot likker from the greens. The roast is done with a home made asian marinade and sous vide to 137.



Ignore the ugly counter, it's downstairs where I have a workstation to do some cooking and other experiment stuff, not my kitchen ones

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