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BAGS FLY AT NOON)
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thathonkey posted:lol which one theyre all chudsville pretty much Outskirts of Columbus near Harris County, famous for its colorful sheriff.
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Apr 18, 2021 19:18
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I wonder how many hours a day the average suburban chud spends fantasizing about finally getting their chance to shoot someone.
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Apr 18, 2021 22:14
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Ralph Hurley posted:I wonder how many hours a day the average suburban chud spends fantasizing about finally getting their chance to shoot someone. One of my favorite comics calls that "paranoid optimism." I think that's an amazingly accurate phrase.
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Apr 18, 2021 22:24
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I think about shooting my delicious hot grilled and/or smoked meats and ice cold beverages into the mouths of people all the time.
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Apr 18, 2021 22:51
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ProperGanderPusher posted:Just bought my first house two months ago in a chuddy Georgia suburb after living in studios in SF for ten years. Zero regrets. I also have a baby daughter in the way in a few weeks. I look forward to daddom and have been bracing myself for what lies ahead. Splurge slightly less and get a rectec. Yesterday I hit up some classic suburban das stores: target, academy, Home Depot, target again, and Walmart to cap it off.
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Apr 18, 2021 22:53
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Been off my bass game for some 20 years, with some exceptions. Whenever I youtube some bass gurus or talented kids, everyone’s poo poo’s set up to sound like a wet noodle. When did a good bottom end go out of fashion?
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Apr 18, 2021 23:01
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Still waiting for the perfect opportunity to get my first mow in of the season. Not yet. But soon.
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Apr 18, 2021 23:11
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Mokotow posted:Been off my bass game for some 20 years, with some exceptions. Whenever I youtube some bass gurus or talented kids, everyone’s poo poo’s set up to sound like a wet noodle. When did a good bottom end go out of fashion? post/avatar
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Apr 18, 2021 23:12
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Smugworth posted:Still waiting for the perfect opportunity to get my first mow in of the season. Not yet. But soon. Lol Minnesota
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Apr 18, 2021 23:30
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Mokotow posted:Been off my bass game for some 20 years, with some exceptions. Whenever I youtube some bass gurus or talented kids, everyone’s poo poo’s set up to sound like a wet noodle. When did a good bottom end go out of fashion? good bottom end doesn't have to sound like swamp thing loving sewer sludge
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Apr 19, 2021 03:09
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Mokotow posted:When did a good bottom end go out of fashion? Brother I've been sayin' that for YEARS
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Apr 19, 2021 04:45
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I’m building a Motown DI box for recording bass. Tight low-end is back on the menu, fellas.
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Apr 19, 2021 06:29
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I'm a city dad.. can i join in?
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Apr 19, 2021 08:21
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Into The Mild posted:I'm a city dad.. You're going to have to post your credentials and request a waiver
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Apr 19, 2021 08:21
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Rhadamanthus posted:good bottom end doesn't have to sound like swamp thing loving sewer sludge Ideally it should be so low you shouldn’t be able to discern individual notes
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Apr 19, 2021 09:07
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Bonzo posted:Brother I've been sayin' that for YEARS HEYO *wives share exasperated looks*
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Apr 19, 2021 22:51
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Does building one of those left over bricks outside pizza ovens count for suburban dad status? Saw this and thinking of trying this weekend.
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Apr 19, 2021 23:09
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donkey salami posted:Does building one of those left over bricks outside pizza ovens count for suburban dad status? Saw this and thinking of trying this weekend. I'm not sure there could be anything that counts more. Apart from an all-dad cover band where you play bass, but it's second only to that
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Apr 19, 2021 23:10
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Oh you bet it counts. It up there with brewing your own beer
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Apr 19, 2021 23:10
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donkey salami posted:Does building one of those left over bricks outside pizza ovens count for suburban dad status? Saw this and thinking of trying this weekend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g48vfYJvAvs
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Apr 19, 2021 23:42
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donkey salami posted:Does building one of those left over bricks outside pizza ovens count for suburban dad status? Saw this and thinking of trying this weekend. As the fellow dads have mentioned building any kind if improvised grilling device is a peak suburban dad move.
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Apr 19, 2021 23:49
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Building a Brink Oven Pizza (BOP) oven is top tier suburban dadding and all the suburban housewives on your street are going to want to sex you.
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Apr 19, 2021 23:59
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Building a Brink Oven Pizza (BOP) oven is top tier suburban dadding and all the suburban housewives on your street are going to want to sex you. I was thinking of doing something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHMQ_QQJtbY Low effort might only bring low effort housewives around. Which is pretty much my wheelhouse
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Apr 20, 2021 00:05
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donkey salami posted:I was thinking of doing something like this The man in this youtube is far too fit and handsome to be a true suburban dad please find someone less good looking so we can keep the bar low.
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Apr 20, 2021 00:52
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Thinkin' about putting some Jibbitz in my Crocs. https://www.crocs.com/jibbitz
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Apr 20, 2021 01:04
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Derpies posted:The man in this youtube is far too fit and handsome to be a true suburban dad please find someone less good looking so we can keep the bar low. I apologize for the lack of a warning. I know there's been a concerted effort to cut back on t***in I got caught up in the brick designs and didn't watch the video
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Apr 20, 2021 05:11
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Went in the bathroom this morning with my coffee and phone to take my morning poo poo, the seat was down and I did a full flop sit onto my own tucked dick and balls
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Apr 20, 2021 14:54
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Aunt Teefa posted:Went in the bathroom this morning with my coffee and phone to take my morning poo poo, the seat was down and I did a full flop sit onto my own tucked dick and balls Yeah they get hard to avoid once you hit 35 or so.
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Apr 20, 2021 14:58
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i'm a subbin' dad and i think outdoor pizza ovens suck rear end, you already got an oven your kitchen dumbass good burb dads know the cred's in smoking briskets and competition style ribs (never been to a competition, never will)
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Apr 20, 2021 16:28
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Why not both BBQ and outdoor pizza oven? Oven pizzas take a long time. Outdoor pizza oven pizzas are fast. Good party food.
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Apr 20, 2021 17:00
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Because you’ll almost never use it. The suburban mom analogue is a jacuzzi tub.
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Apr 20, 2021 17:07
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mine needs a rebuild disregard the lighter fluid, a shameful substance that I don't know how to dispose of safely
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Apr 20, 2021 18:52
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Empty Sandwich posted:mine needs a rebuild Start by using it to burn that horrific jug
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Apr 20, 2021 18:55
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Not using lighter fluid, and then taking half an hour to not even get the coals hot.  The only way it could be better is if that were on the front lawn, making it a neighborhood-wide eyesore that lowered the sale price of the house across the street.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:57
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Start by using it to burn that horrific jug
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Apr 20, 2021 18:58
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Start by using it to burn that horrific jug I can't do that... it's made by the guy who made my pizza oven  not really his finest work, to be sure
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Apr 20, 2021 20:07
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Empty Sandwich posted:I can't do that... it's made by the guy who made my pizza oven judging by the quality on the pizza oven the jug is very fitting.
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Apr 20, 2021 20:13
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Derpies posted:judging by the quality on the pizza oven the jug is very fitting. the important thing is that this unnamed but probably very handsome potter eventually found his niche 
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Apr 20, 2021 20:17
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Empty Sandwich posted:the important thing is that this unnamed but probably very handsome potter eventually found his niche Our old potting friend
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Apr 20, 2021 20:22
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Empty Sandwich posted:mine needs a rebuild I'm the dry leaves next under an open fire. Hope ya' get the kids to clear those out before you start 'r up!
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Apr 20, 2021 20:22
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