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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Tim Apple Spring Event Thread
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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 YAAAAAAY THE CLICKWHEEL IS BACK KINDA SORTA

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Hey, a new Apple TV remote, finally.

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phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

 hah, remote changed!

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Binary Badger posted:

WTF, color calibration with the iPhoney!??@!!@!

Yeah that's really quite cool. I like how it takes the TV settings out of the equation.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

SourKraut posted:

Yeah, I do miss Steve's simple pacing and presentation.

Everyone's diction sounds like someone who doesn't speak English just making the sounds phonetically.

I am gonna buy those tags tho. Good thing I just bought my wife some of those flaky TILE things for Christmas. DAMMIT.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
 gently caress you Jony Ive.

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
2nd half of may booooo

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

EL BROMANCE posted:

Yeah that's really quite cool. I like how it takes the TV settings out of the equation.

Needs port to MacOS immediately.

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LODGE NORTH
Jul 30, 2007

 Remote is ugly as hell, but it's definitely something I'm buying day one.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 welp time to shitcan my old 4K

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I might not get the new ATV but I'm absolutely buying a new remote.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 Who the hell is going to buy the 32GB when the 64GB is just $20 more?

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

 Wow, price increase, bold.

Edit: Actually I have no idea what the old prices were.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Baronash posted:

gently caress you Jony Ive.

Plz change thread title.

edit: plz change all Apple thread titles.

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 thank god that garbage remote is gone

not gonna buy this any time soon because i have the last non4K and i don't have a 4K tv or projector so there's not much point for me

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 iMacs!

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 WTF, MAC?!! DURING AN EVENT?

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 NO I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MAC

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SourKraut posted:

Who the hell is going to buy the 32GB when the 64GB is just $20 more?

Unless you're gaming, 32GB is more than enough.

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

SourKraut posted:

Who the hell is going to buy the 32GB when the 64GB is just $20 more?

Me. There's literally no point to a 64GB version unless you play games on it.

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LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


 this event is sooo good!

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glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

NO I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MAC

I do, my 2011 MBA is geriatric now.

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

smackfu posted:

Wow, price increase, bold.

No, the 4k is already $179. Honestly I'm shocked they aren't jacking up the price.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Wow they have a whale in the pond and keep John down there. Who knew?

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 C'mon 16 incher

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 Apple is keeping humpback whales in its pool??!!

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
LOL imagine listing making GBS threads Electron based garbage as your flagship M1 native apps.

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glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

C'mon 16 14incher
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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

C'mon 16 incher

50” iPad TV

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

Binary Badger posted:

Apple is keeping humpback whales in its pool??!!

Gotta have somewhere to throw the Facebook reps when they come round to whine about anti-tracking.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I BLUE MYSELF

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Jose Oquendo posted:

Unless you're gaming, 32GB is more than enough.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Me. There's literally no point to a 64GB version unless you play games on it.

But it's only $20 more... seems like a no-brainer to simply double it up "just in case". I could see if it were $40 or $50 or more.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
 Oh my god the chin is still there.

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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Lol it's still got the massive chin bezel

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 What the gently caress is this

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 WHOLE MILK LICKIN IMACS

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
OK, I legit love a return to the old school colorful iMac.

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


 Those are way brighter colours than I was expecting.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 WTF, it still has the full chin...

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 iMacs lookin thin but still got a big ol Jay Leno chin

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