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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



flavor.flv posted:

Despite all my gall I am still just a rat in a ball

Despite all my fear I am still just a rat in a sphere

Despite all my trouble I am still just a rat in a bubble

lol

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BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

flavor.flv posted:

Despite all my gall I am still just a rat in a ball

Despite all my fear I am still just a rat in a sphere

Despite all my trouble I am still just a rat in a bubble

Better than anything Billy Corgan has written in two decades

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/LmClkKb.mp4

Guy adopts a street cat.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/uUWBqZh.gifv

New Japanese horror movie.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


Oh god when he's cleaning the cat and he's just sitting there like "oh yes I could get used to this" I'm going to cry

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


That's Winston!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQLTxkYbzYw

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

They have a whole series of videos like this. Next time I feel like I need to completely emotionally drain myself like a backed up emotional toilet I'll binge them all.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Man I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's a remarkably calm cat that presumably isn't used to being washed.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I like that when he's grooming the cat, the cat's making vague tongue motions like "Yeah this is me doing this, not the big monkey".

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I think they're pretty chill with it a lot of the time when they're that filthy. When we scooped up my ginger idiot Tyrion he was completely covered in fleas and dirt. I ran out and got some flea shampoo and he got a dunking in the sink and was incredibly calm and almost seemed to enjoy it.



Nowadays the big chungus won't even sit still for a nail clipping unless my wife does it, but he was totally fine as a newly abducted kitten. He did grow up to be utterly codependent, though, and insists on holding my hand.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



goddamnedtwisto posted:

I like that when he's grooming the cat, the cat's making vague tongue motions like "Yeah this is me doing this, not the big monkey".
It looked like he was licking the man. "Oh you groom me! I groom you too."

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zereth posted:

It looked like he was licking the man. "Oh you groom me! I groom you too."

Mine will start to drool when you hit a particularly itchy (and usually hard-to-reach) spot, and that usually triggers a washing (licking) response. Which can lead to the rare jewel of a blep.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
One of my cats is an obsessive groomer, but not to himself. He's a former colony cat so I don't know if it's related. He will groom the other cat until he gets fed up and starts wrestling with him. I have a microfiber blanket that is very soft, and he will sit and lick it for a good 20-30 minutes when I am using it. I believe he thinks this is my fur so he must clean me :3: He doesn't do it if it's just sitting on the arm of the couch or whatever. He'll lick my bare arm. And some mornings when I wake up he will come sit next to me and lick my forehead. This is rather unpleasant but I don't want to hurt his feelings so cat bath it is.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Basically coding

https://i.imgur.com/z9SUTOk.gifv

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Cat overflow.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621791144363163653/834181779405275156/nose_kisses.mp4

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Our tulips came in and it snowed so we took a nice picture of Dizi!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/theslowesthnery/status/1384572703647178752?s=20

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

This made me so happy, I love Winston and I'm so glad he found a loving home. And yes, there may have been a tear when Winston meowed coming out of the basket into his new house but you can't prove that

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/juziuzi/status/1384872435770667011

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BooBoo_Kittie_F/status/1384864174568787969

OP is cute if a little sad, but this reply has got me giggling like an idiot.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Wobblecat :3:

https://twitter.com/RuthWobbles/status/1384871774136020995

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I'm known for shamelessly advertising Kitten Academy in discord, but I couldn't resist taking this screenshot today.



kittens.jpg

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Jonny caved in to octokitten pressure:

https://i.imgur.com/H8WKVLB.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

Thats actually Flatbush Cats, a couple that rescue and rehome street kitties.
They advocate for people to take catch amd neuter classes to help combat the massive tide of homeless kitties.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
weird dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNa9RpGoCQ

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

danger scritches
forbidden boops

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep


https://www.instagram.com/p/CN-HOFvBENJ/

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007


that's impressive, I'd rather try to pet an alligator than a snapping turtle

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Winklebottom posted:

that's impressive, I'd rather try to pet an alligator than a snapping turtle



"Put me the gently caress down"

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Winklebottom posted:

that's impressive, I'd rather try to pet an alligator than a snapping turtle



Clint of Clint's Reptiles has a great video on Common Snapping Turtles as pets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwd4bPVHA6w

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Does he talk about how they're nature's suction cups?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Azhais posted:

Does he talk about how they're nature's suction cups?

No, but I think he says something about how poodles are good at flying.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Winklebottom posted:

that's impressive, I'd rather try to pet an alligator than a snapping turtle



Literally :mad: in real form lol

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FI2ijxs.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

It’s a sequel! Is that actually a pet prairie dog and not a wild one the dog has patiently made friends with?








Squeekwel?



Content:

https://youtu.be/01E4m0Kw1jc



https://youtu.be/BzUV9BciHe8

Bored has a new favorite as of 00:42 on Apr 23, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/FeltonR/status/1384980495075889161

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

https://twitter.com/PavlovicNBCS/status/1385420264993787912

There's something absurdly wonderful about pet bunnies out in public :3:

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