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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well I just heard the word SMEEEEGMAAAA in the sega voice in my head so I've definitely had some internet today

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Well I just heard the word SMEEEEGMAAAA in the sega voice in my head so I've definitely had some internet today

:nice:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Bloop posted:

Well I just heard the word SMEEEEGMAAAA in the sega voice in my head so I've definitely had some internet today

:lol:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Apropos of nothing: on a whim I decided to see if Aliexpress has sex arses. It does. Now, how do I scrub my search history on Aliexpress?
I decided to see if Aliexpress had "butt bean bags," as in bean bags in the shape of butts. It does not. I still would like to know how to scrub my search history, though, despite not clicking through the "Are you of age?" interstitial to see any of the products blurred out behind it.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I ordered a dozen of these almost a month ago, one for each person coming to my 'we all got vaccinated so we can finally hang out' party this weekend. They came in today, just in time!

LODGE NORTH
Jul 30, 2007

I recently got into replica sneakers from China solely (:v:) because I wanted to get the Yeezy Foam Runners but I'm not about to drop $400 on a pair of sneakers that originally cost $75. Got some on Ali for about $20 total - let's see if they 1) fit right and 2) get here within 3 months

DoubleT2172
Sep 24, 2007

LODGE NORTH posted:

I recently got into replica sneakers from China solely (:v:) because I wanted to get the Yeezy Foam Runners but I'm not about to drop $400 on a pair of sneakers that originally cost $75. Got some on Ali for about $20 total - let's see if they 1) fit right and 2) get here within 3 months

Give us a link!

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001849086822.html?spm=a2g0o.home.15002.1545.139d2145FGaMzT&gps-id=pcJustForYou&scm=1007.13562.168240.0

LODGE NORTH
Jul 30, 2007

They're these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...earchweb201603_

They're bound to not look 1:1 but the rep community needs things that I don't really need or want from these shoes. I just want them to look as outwardly as the real ones do, so I don't really need the Adidas logo to be on the bottom or the cuts to be geometrically exact. The on page reviews make them look close enough for me, and that's all I really need

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

That's amazing but 10x what it should cost

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

Imagined posted:

I ordered a dozen of these almost a month ago, one for each person coming to my 'we all got vaccinated so we can finally hang out' party this weekend. They came in today, just in time!



I just ordered a bunch with shipping from the US. Will be interesting to see how long it takes.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Sentient Data posted:

That's amazing but 10x what it should cost

dunno it seems pretty huge

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




With a money-inviting arm like that it'll pay for itself in a week

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003




Jarfield.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


...is that a cumjar

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Piss Garfield.

It's art, you philistine!

That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt
Does anyone have a recommended supplier for HO scale train stuff?

I'm mostly after tracks, railroad cars, and locomotives, not scenery items like little building and trees - I'm not ready to commit to being a Train Guy at this stage of my life, but I did think it would be fun to play with digital command / control interfaces and writing my own software to control the trains / switches / etc.

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008
Are you sick of cellphones? Miss those old corded phones?



Do you love burgers?



Like, really love burgers?



Then maybe you are the target demographic for [Funny] Durable CB2 Novetly Juno Hamburger Cheeseburger Burger Corded Phone Novelty Really Telephone bread model phone Cute Gift!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32850304362.html

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

I can hear this picture and it's just her doing a dial up modem noise

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

This came in a few weeks ago and it's actually shockingly good quality, it matches the photos, and it's some kind of super-soft faux leather. Genuinely a really nice product for about $8 if you don't mind a few things being either in Chinese or poorly translated English - for example, here is the back of the planner.



Thanks for posting this. I have a "niece" who's 18th is coming up soon and she has just started attending university. I'm always after unusual cat-related gifts for her and this looks perfect.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

Are you sick of cellphones? Miss those old corded phones?

Oh god you have sent me down a rabbit hole of crazy novelty phones,
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32857894443.html?spm=2114.12010612.8148356.33.1fef7bf1n8icEx
^crocodile
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_
^Skull
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...8%2315614%23565
^shoe
I'd totally get one of those skull phones for my sister if she had a landline.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
I was hoping that was a Bluetooth headset mimicking an old land line. It would be fun for a home paired skull phone.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

coldpudding posted:

Oh god you have sent me down a rabbit hole of crazy novelty phones,
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32857894443.html?spm=2114.12010612.8148356.33.1fef7bf1n8icEx
^crocodile
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_
^Skull
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...8%2315614%23565
^shoe
I'd totally get one of those skull phones for my sister if she had a landline.

I need this phone

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Vlaphor posted:

There's always this small part of my brain that wants me to buy these shirts, but I never pull the trigger.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002275706002.html




lmao

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Back to the classics, I suppose this usage of the item might technically be worksafe:

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H7ebb156...pg_Q90.jpg_.web

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Apropos of nothing: on a whim I decided to see if Aliexpress has sex arses. It does. Now, how do I scrub my search history on Aliexpress?

Just embrace the :sexarse:. 90% of my Ali experience is all the rabbit holes it's throwing me in. The rest is weird niche hobbies.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Lord Stimperor posted:

Just embrace the :sexarse:. 90% of my Ali experience is all the rabbit holes it's throwing me in. The rest is weird niche hobbies.

It’s this, the weird hosed up stuff is the best part of the Ali experience

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Lord Stimperor posted:

Just embrace the :sexarse:. 90% of my Ali experience is all the rabbit holes it's throwing me in. The rest is weird niche hobbies.

:sexarse: :hf: :chickbutt:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I don't buy from Ali often but I kept getting messages about how I need to pick up my packages from the post office.

They showed up to my house anyway. Is this normal?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Inzombiac posted:

I don't buy from Ali often but I kept getting messages about how I need to pick up my packages from the post office.

They showed up to my house anyway. Is this normal?

Never had that happen to me

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I've gotten that before, but not from Ali. It seemed like more of a "we have your thing, if you want it now you can just come get it and save us all some time" type thing.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Inzombiac posted:

I don't buy from Ali often but I kept getting messages about how I need to pick up my packages from the post office.

They showed up to my house anyway. Is this normal?

Yup! I've definitely had that happen to me.

Also someone link that buttplug ring.

Question, does anyone have a lead on good comfortable women's shoes? It's for a women's 10.

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008
Can confirm, I also got a weird mail about needing to pick it up from the post office but it arrived to my house just fine. Guess that's just a thing that happens sometimes?

Gromit posted:

Thanks for posting this. I have a "niece" who's 18th is coming up soon and she has just started attending university. I'm always after unusual cat-related gifts for her and this looks perfect.
I hope she likes it :3:

coldpudding posted:

Oh god you have sent me down a rabbit hole of crazy novelty phones,
I want that skull phone so bad! I'm so disappointed it doesn't have any pictures of someone using it.


I went looking for a really cute burger pillow I saw, but it was out of stock. So Ali decided to turn my recommendations into Food Bedding Items. Let's have a look!


Tortilla blanket! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001244451768.html


B...bread pillow! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001237044856.html


Ramen blanket, with optional ramen packet pillow! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001030091742.html


If your bed's bereft of pillows, no good fluff or things that billow in your midst... order a new Ritz :frog:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001149804841.html

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Pretty much all my orders say it's at the post office, then they show up at my home every time

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Sleepin' on the Ritz.

Seems like the selection for Tritium fobs on Aliexpress isn't as big as I'd expect, anyone have some good search terms to try?

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man


These posts own and I like them a lot. The absolute scope of what you can get on Ali is great.



this is super rad

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I have followed this thread for a long time, I though I would start posting.

* Topgun Jacket.

Just search "topgun patch" and buy from various vendors. I didn't bother to do a 1:1 copy since some of the patches are too big anyway. I literally had to remove the Disney and mickey mouse patches from the Nylon jacket and sew on the topgun patches myself. Didn't bother to ask my wife to do it cause it was my project.



* Donuts pillows. Just search "donuts pillow", I made the mistake of buying fro the slightly more expensive vendor and thought they would come with stuffing, but they were just cases, I misread the description. The bread pillows did come with stuffing. But they are too small to use for anything. I would have brought a pizza blanket if my wife didn't stop me.



* Neck band bluetooth speaker

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001253478197.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4d70LJOs

I paid 29 for it but its no longer on aliexpress. I searched and couldn't find it either. This one is the only one that has both speakers and pullout earbud. I also had one of those heavier bigger neck band speaker that cost under 20. I lost it that's why I brought this one. I prefer this one since its lighter. Maybe somebody else will make it again. The build quality is quite good.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

When I joined Aliexpress years ago it was specifically to buy a bread pillow. My cats claimed it to loaf on, so it's very flat now, but I regret nothing.

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hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
Got some new shoes in today:


https://a.aliexpress.com/_msWeV9h

I got them in the blue & orange color that's in the picture. I ordered true to size and they fit great and they're extremely comfortable but I've only just walked around the house in them. They came with a pair of socks and some extra laces too. The build quality seems solid so hopefully they hold up.

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