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Deep Space 69 should have 420 pylons.
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DS9 Refit with eight docking arms arranged in two tight rows of four that curve outward and one of the docking arms as a band of gold plating around one section and the docking ring, hab ring, and central section are all painted a bright red.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 02:05 |
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i feel like if avery brooks had got the opportunity to poo poo all over a movie the way patrick stewart did, he wouldve made it a moving character drama about a conflicted but good man doing the best he can to do right by his son and the federation, in that order this is to say that it'd be a good movie. a sisko series with brooks at the helm would be what we all wanted picard to be, but with jambalaya instead of wine even if you tell me i'm wrong i won't believe you. sisko rules avery brooks rules
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:24 |
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i like jean luc picard, but stewart seems like kind of an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:36 |
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Achmed Jones posted:i feel like if avery brooks had got the opportunity to poo poo all over a movie the way patrick stewart did, he wouldve made it a moving character drama about a conflicted but good man doing the best he can to do right by his son and the federation, in that order A Sisko series but it's just Avery Brooks cooking dishes from Star Trek. In character. With guests in character as well.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:45 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:A Sisko series but it's just Avery Brooks cooking dishes from Star Trek. In character. With guests in character as well. I would watch this.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 03:51 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:A Sisko series but it's just Avery Brooks cooking dishes from Star Trek. In character. With guests in character as well. The neelix episode would be awesome. Also the only episode rated TV-M for strong violence.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 06:08 |
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not much cooking would get done, but who wouldn't want to see sisko slowly choke the life out of neelix with his bare hands?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 06:10 |
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poo poo, i think i have a new, incredibly specific fetish now.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 06:11 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:A Sisko series but it's just Avery Brooks cooking dishes from Star Trek. In character. With guests in character as well. i will pre-order the collectors edition for my birthday ms jones got me sisko and o'brien toys. they're awesome
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 06:49 |
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Voyager, Season 1 Episode 10 "Prime Factors" Voyager travels to pleasure planet. Harry is taken by one of its residents over 40,000 lightyears via advanced tech to planet date rape. Voyager asks if they can use that tech to be transported 40,000 years closer to home. Pleasure planet people say it's absolutely against their prime directive and it goes against everything they believe in as a culture. Crew goes back to Voyager to be pissy about it. Tuvok chimes in, "What if 'no' means 'maybe'"? Against the Captain's wishes, BLT attempts to steal the tech in a sneaky way. From a people that are renowned across the entire quadrant for their hospitality and wonderfulness. Whole episode becomes a metaphor where pleasure planet represents those sluts that sleep around and Voyager represents the only right choice of long-term relationships. Episode is extremely hosed. So pretty typical as Voyager episodes go. Zesty fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Samuel Beckett Just LMBO at the thought of Klingons sitting down to watch Beckett. Or Vulcans for that matter.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 08:08 |
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Zesty posted:Voyager, Season 1 Episode 10 "Prime Factors" Welcome to the ever-deeper pit of Voyager, friend. Your journey is a long one, do not hesitate to turn back and climb towards the light if it suits you. But we welcome you if your morbid curiosity drives to explore the depths and join with those who ventured before you.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 08:27 |
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i tried watching voyager and ain't never finishing that, some things are worse than pain So I re-watched DS9 for the 3rd time during the pandemic but now that I've discovered weed I'm re-watching TNG for the 1st time and that's been p. great but I have a question: what the gently caress was the point of the awful, snide, terrible doctor-lady in TNG S2? like WHY? I know she doesn't last long but it seems like they wrote her like they wanted you to hate her. her acting certainly helps with the hating! like right off the bat she calls data "Dahtah" and captain picard "Captain Pee-kard" And just every time she opens her loving maw some stupid poo poo comes out I hope this character dies terribly or exists to play an evil foil. but i really don't remember she is so forgettable.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 08:39 |
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Nothing happens to her, she stops appearing and is never mentioned again. Completely tossed down the memory hole.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 08:45 |
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Sound like you could use the weed though. Pulaski is in like 4 episodes. Just skip them if it's that bad.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 09:26 |
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Pulaski was cool and in the good alternate Trek universe she would've supplanted Picard through Klingon promotion and had space adventures with Captain Janeway.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 10:45 |
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I just finished a full rewatch of Voyager and terrible episodes aside, what's with that 2 minute finale wrap-up, what the gently caress? They finally get back home, a minute later Bellana pops out her prophet-child and within 30 seconds credits roll and that's all folks. gently caress closure, I guess? Time to start my yearly rewatch of SG-1, I guess Fishstick fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Pulaski is genderbent Bones, trying to fill that exact same character archetype: crotchy neophobic genius doctor who feelings and codes matter damnit. It doesn't work because the only crew member of the D allowed to have full time personality issues is Reg.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:28 |
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Zesty posted:Voyager, Season 1 Episode 10 "Prime Factors" That's a weird interpretation. Janeway continues to negotiate for the technology with their leader while Torres finds a guy willing to sell it to them, which would not be against the federations prime directive, only against theirs. The main guy turns nasty as soon as it's clear he isn't going to get into Janeway's pants.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:49 |
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Did they ever ask if they could just get a 40kly boost instead of getting the tech themselves?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:52 |
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MikeJF posted:Did they ever ask if they could just get a 40kly boost instead of getting the tech themselves? This is actually what they were negotiating (Send voyager in return for all of voyager's literature) when Torres et al were doing backalley deals. The aliens never had the intention of doing so, and the stolen tech turns out to be useless because it only works with that planet's makeup because of TechnoBabble.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:04 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:not much cooking would get done, but who wouldn't want to see sisko slowly choke the life out of neelix with his bare hands? 15 minutes of Sisko strangling Neelix, never breaking eye contact with the camera. Then 45 minutes cheerily imparting a gumbo recipe like nothing happened. Neelix's body stays on the counter. There are no camera cuts and the view stays at that wide angle to the entire episode. Neelix never moves. Ethan Phillips's social media presence disappears without comment.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:21 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:15 minutes of Sisko strangling Neelix, never breaking eye contact with the camera. CBS reveals Neelix will be guest-starring in season 2 of Picard. Everyone smiles in excitement and nobody complains. All wait, remembering what happened to prior special guest starts in the first season.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:29 |
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Sanctum posted:what the gently caress was the point of the awful, snide, terrible doctor-lady in TNG S2? like WHY? I know she doesn't last long but it seems like they wrote her like they wanted you to hate her. her acting certainly helps with the hating! like right off the bat she calls data "Dahtah" and captain picard "Captain Pee-kard" And just every time she opens her loving maw some stupid poo poo comes out
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:16 |
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Fishstick posted:This is actually what they were negotiating (Send voyager in return for all of voyager's literature) when Torres et al were doing backalley deals. The aliens never had the intention of doing so, and the stolen tech turns out to be useless because it only works with that planet's makeup because of TechnoBabble. Ah. (Although the Borg apparently figured out how to do it without the planet's technobabble)
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Zesty posted:Voyager, Season 1 Episode 10 "Prime Factors" Just watched the "what if Seven of Nine was lying about being raped?" episode. The moral of the story is "believe all women but don't believe them too much because what if you destroy the life of an innocent man."
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:10 |
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Oh they had multiple ways of actually going back faster. They invent a slipstream drive that worked but had some issues for one episode. It then gets dismantled to never try or look at it again except to pawn it off to other races as part of trade agreements. They manage to figure out Borg Transwarp by using a transwarp coil stolen from a borg ship, which gets used once for 20.000 LY before the coil gives out. Despite them fighting and even allying with borg multiple times getting another coil never seems to come up despite it being an apparently working method.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:11 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:CBS reveals Neelix will be guest-starring in season 2 of Picard. Everyone smiles in excitement and nobody complains. All wait, remembering what happened to prior special guest starts in the first season. Everyone waits for this to happen, only to find out that Neelix is now a main cast member replacing, uh... Drug Grandma.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:17 |
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chaosbreather posted:Pulaski is genderbent Bones, trying to fill that exact same character archetype: crotchy neophobic genius doctor who feelings and codes matter damnit. It doesn't work because the only crew member of the D allowed to have full time personality issues is Reg. Yeah, I always heard that they wanted to get some of that back-and-forth needling of each other that Spock and McCoy always did -- emotion vs. logic -- so they invented Pulaski to be a foil for Data. And it just plain did not work. The biggest reason, of course, was that it's not really in Data's personality to fire back, so Pulaski just came off as a bully who was picking on him all the time.
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Eighties ZomCom posted:Everyone waits for this to happen, only to find out that Neelix is now a main cast member replacing, uh... Drug Grandma. Neelix, the barefoot pedophile deserter who nearly destroyed a federation starship with cheese, would be the most competent and well-adjusted person on the ship
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:35 |
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I'm midway through season 2 of Voyager and I find it... not that terrible? It's not, like, that good either. Especially compared to TNG and DS9 which both own really hard. But I've definitely watched worse stuff. I'm also a huge weirdo and I always have a soft spot for characters that everybody hates. So I find Neelix annoying but I can't bring myself to hate him. See also Wesley Crusher.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:41 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I'm midway through season 2 of Voyager and I find it... not that terrible? It's not, like, that good either. Especially compared to TNG and DS9 which both own really hard. But I've definitely watched worse stuff. Wait. It's a fairly steady curve downward and you're at the shallow end.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 16:26 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wait. It's a fairly steady curve downward and you're at the shallow end. Neelix peaks in season 4. And I know you love that episode because it's one of the ones he dies in. Applewhite posted:The moral of the story is "believe all women but don't believe them too much because what if you destroy the life of an innocent man." Or, it could be about fake rear end allyship that makes it all about themselves and how they're "helping" and how destructive that can be.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 16:32 |
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At the time it was about the bullshitness of things like testimony through hypnosis which was all the rage in those days.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 16:34 |
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I mean, I was kind of lumping that together into a broader theme but yea. You couldn't go a week without seeing something about someone in a news story talking about new things they learned about themselves under hypnosis. It's one of the things that kicked off the huge alien abduction craze back in the 90s too. Hell it's the basis for X-Files.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 16:40 |
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Powered Descent posted:Yeah, I always heard that they wanted to get some of that back-and-forth needling of each other that Spock and McCoy always did -- emotion vs. logic -- so they invented Pulaski to be a foil for Data. And it just plain did not work. The biggest reason, of course, was that it's not really in Data's personality to fire back, so Pulaski just came off as a bully who was picking on him all the time. Data should have been written as a Noel Coward level wit who is a nightmare to work with unless (and until) he's directly commanded to literally turn it off
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 16:42 |
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CainFortea posted:Or, it could be about fake rear end allyship that makes it all about themselves and how they're "helping" and how destructive that can be. I haven't seen that one in a while, but... what?
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i kind of dont hate pulaski
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