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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Epicurius posted:

It was the racist African episode. Did they declare season 1 not canon?

no they did not

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Any time Picard gets flustered is canon

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

GolfHole posted:

computer: dog, hot

There are no records on file for "hot dog". One record found for "hot cat".

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


yes i did!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Season one is cannon deal with it loser.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i didnt say season one is cannon, i said season one should be hauled away as cannon!

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Hellblazer187 posted:

If I was a Federation scientist I would go to jail for putting a Trill symbiont in a dog. Or forcing a Vulcan, at the point of a phaser rifle, to mind meld with a dog. I just really really wanna know what it's like inside a dog's head.

You can just dissect it without all that rigmarole.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Season one should be fired out of a cannon...

...into the Sun.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Imagined posted:

Season one should be fired out of a cannon...

...into the Sun.

(TNG Season 1 rips off it's mask revealing Picard Season 1) This was Ceti Alpha V!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Picard season 1 wishes it were as good as TNG season 1.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



we finished the orville last night

it was so good

i still can't believe that it's such a great show

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

thinner beardless riker is vastly inferior to fat bearded riker

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Achmed Jones posted:

we finished the orville last night

it was so good

i still can't believe that it's such a great show

Orville is the only true Trek in the past decade.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Pumping a dog full of nanoprobes so you can chat with it in a little collective of two

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hellblazer187 posted:

If I was a Federation scientist I would go to jail for putting a Trill symbiont in a dog. Or forcing a Vulcan, at the point of a phaser rifle, to mind meld with a dog. I just really really wanna know what it's like inside a dog's head.

D’vana Tendi account spotted.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How did startruck never have an uplifted animal as a crew member? Just stick Lassie on the command deck smdh

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

How did startruck never have an uplifted animal as a crew member? Just stick Lassie on the command deck smdh

Well, wasn't there supposed to be dolphins on Enterprise on TNG? Cut for budget reasons iirc.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yeah that's why you don't break the piggie bank and hire Ensign Dumbo and Dolphine but settle for Security Officer Lassie

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Pondex posted:

Well, wasn't there supposed to be dolphins on Enterprise on TNG? Cut for budget reasons iirc.

SeaQuest DSV is the true TNG spiritual successor :colbert:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

How did startruck never have an uplifted animal as a crew member? Just stick Lassie on the command deck smdh

Gonna go with budget constraints.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The writers hand Brent Spiner the latest script. In this episode, Spot becomes uplifted by a freak accident and is appointed a member of the bridge crew. Data's season arc will be acting as the cat's mentor.

Brent's eye develops a permanent twitch.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just imagine Worf getting mauled by a golden retriever over and over. And not like pitbull mauled but literally tugging on the pant leg into glorious collapse

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Imagined posted:

Season one should be fired out of a cannon...

...into the Sun.

It would be easier to fire someone into escape velocity out of the solar system.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Hellblazer187 posted:

I just really really wanna know what it's like inside a dog's head.

As always, our advertising overlords have provided us with the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vnit_xL1hE

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Why didnt TNG ever meet Alf

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Alf is from fairly close to earth, Melmac probably joined the federation before Kirk's Enterprise was running. Nothing new to explore there.

Also they would probably call him Gordon Shumway

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Give me the lost Enterprise season 5 Alf episode

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Why didnt TNG ever meet Alf

HD DAD posted:

Give me the lost Enterprise season 5 Alf episode

They did a crossover with Webster, which is almost as good, right?

No, really. They did. Webster. Honest to god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHrCrh9FNUI

Story on how this came to be: https://blog.trekcore.com/2015/03/tng-webster-crossover/

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

melmac was destroyed in a nuclear war prior to the federation existing

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Cthulu Carl posted:

SeaQuest DSV is the true TNG spiritual successor :colbert:

Well... the first season of seaQuest, anyway.

Season 2 is totally bonkers and wildly uneven.

Season 3 is a more consistent crud whose ending proved the show needed to be put down.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Mulaney Power Move posted:

melmac was destroyed in a nuclear war prior to the federation existing

It was also in the Andromeda Galaxy, which we know from TOS was full of jerks.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Well... the first season of seaQuest, anyway.

Season 2 is totally bonkers and wildly uneven.

Season 3 is a more consistent crud whose ending proved the show needed to be put down.

I don't know what you mean by implying there were multiple seasons, I meditated real hard and managed to shunt myself to a time line where this is only one season.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hellblazer187 posted:

A friend of mine suggested only watching the VOY episodes rated above 8.0 on IMDB and also "the lizard one" but I don't (yet) know what she means by that.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I got there a day or two ago. If my posting has been weird since then, it's because it partially broke my brain.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

They did a crossover with Webster, which is almost as good, right?

No, really. They did. Webster. Honest to god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHrCrh9FNUI

Story on how this came to be: https://blog.trekcore.com/2015/03/tng-webster-crossover/

Note that based on official rules, Webtrek is canon.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Hellblazer187 posted:

I got there a day or two ago. If my posting has been weird since then, it's because it partially broke my brain.

It won an Emmy by the way.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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MikeJF posted:

It won an Emmy by the way.

"Most Erotic Screenplay"

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The ending of Threshold with those baby salamanders, DS9 version:

CaptainSkinny
Apr 22, 2011

You get it?
No.


MikeJF posted:

It won an Emmy by the way.

Which it absolutely deserved.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Threshold gave millions the dream that one day they too might reach warp 10 and become a lizard.

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