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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


flashy_mcflash posted:

It apparently has gesture control and definitely has some kind of sensor at the top but I haven't really played much with it yet. I did scare the absolute gently caress out of a co-worker over Webex though, so money well spent

Thanks for providing the link that isn't $200.
This years halloween is gonna beat last years with EL wire...

From the listing I can sense theres a way to run off standard cells too. Much like the media centre keyboards I was mucking with a year ago that had unpopulated PCB battery tabs for options.

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Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

quote:


C$ 6.71 37%OFF | Captain Power T Shirt And The Soldiers Of The Future 1987 Mattel
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mOkJ3RB

Power On.

This is fuckin' sweet but $20 shipped with no previews feels... Risky

The thin Red line "I stand with Tucker Carlson" in seller recommendations isn't helping

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Should be a "I stand on Tucker Carlson" shirt.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Imagine being the person on the SWAT team that gets equipped with AliExpress bulletproof gear.

I've received CLOTHES PINS that didn't work

Wouldn't be the first time someone trusted AliExpress with life-saving equipment at a time when they really shouldn't have.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/29980/brutal-crash-video-shows-why-buying-counterfeit-racing-gear-online-is-an-awful-idea

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Vlaphor posted:

Wouldn't be the first time someone trusted AliExpress with life-saving equipment at a time when they really shouldn't have.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/29980/brutal-crash-video-shows-why-buying-counterfeit-racing-gear-online-is-an-awful-idea

But what if it HAD worked? Think of the value!

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Humphreys posted:

Just bought this... gonna be hella fun night go-karting. Keen on modding it for other control options. Expect my usual spergy teardown in 1 to infinite months time...

Link doesn't work, but the "not found" page had an item from a rather unfortunately named store. (light NSFW for beach/club-wear).

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


thepopmonster posted:

Link doesn't work, but the "not found" page had an item from a rather unfortunately named store. (light NSFW for beach/club-wear).

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...90732543c6c306f

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Long pikachu has arrived, it's lovely and soft and seems well made. Now to buy stuffing!

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001235595897.html

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

I don't know about ya'll but sometimes when I get home from a long day at work I just want to relax in an oversized rubber Converse.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001571454560.html

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I would buy that in a heartbeat if it wasn't so drat tiny. The opening is two feet across

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



You can even get it in vaporwave and ska colours :prepop:

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Does anybody else have a rainbow dick candle in recommended section of the bath shoe page?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sigh. I do now

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I just got ice burned

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed but when logging in sometimes they use a CAPTCHA. Thing is, the CAPTCHA only has like 6 or 7 variants, I just pull one down from autofill that I've completed before. It's supposed to be generated on the fly isn't it?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

I would buy that in a heartbeat if it wasn't so drat tiny. The opening is two feet across

It's a shoe. The opening is only one foot across

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Tarkus posted:

I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed but when logging in sometimes they use a CAPTCHA. Thing is, the CAPTCHA only has like 6 or 7 variants, I just pull one down from autofill that I've completed before. It's supposed to be generated on the fly isn't it?
It's truly the Ali-est of CAPTCHAs :allears:

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

blunt posted:

I don't know about ya'll but sometimes when I get home from a long day at work I just want to relax in an oversized rubber Converse.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001571454560.html

as predicted, it looks like total crap in reality :smith:

the best photo:

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 00:08 on May 4, 2021

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

nishi koichi posted:

as predicted, it looks like total crap in reality :smith:

the best photo:



Thats only half full
It'll look way better once it's full - if you've ever filled a quick-set pool to the brim they really don't reach full shape till they are pretty close to the rim

That said, the item listing pics are total fantasy

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I love the portable aliexpress tubs that are just big buckets. They look like you should be chopping a carrot into the water while you bathe in them.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You can't fill it full before you get in, you need to leave enough space to wank yourself into a frenzy.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Anyone get a good deal on Ali solar panel kits? Would like to get babby’s first 100w setup. Looks like Amazon prices are $150-200, Ali I do t know what’s really 100w or 10w

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

everdave posted:

Anyone get a good deal on Ali solar panel kits? Would like to get babby’s first 100w setup. Looks like Amazon prices are $150-200, Ali I do t know what’s really 100w or 10w

Why bother with shipping damage or underspec’d panels? Solar’s booming, I got my panels from an electrician locally for cheap but got the charge controller, switches, fuse terminals, battery lugs, LED lights etc. from AE. This was for camping, I would buy name brand if it was on my house.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

yippee cahier posted:

Why bother with shipping damage or underspec’d panels? Solar’s booming, I got my panels from an electrician locally for cheap but got the charge controller, switches, fuse terminals, battery lugs, LED lights etc. from AE. This was for camping, I would buy name brand if it was on my house.

Gotcha, not going on my house but planning a small camper build. I can get 2 Renogy 100w panels from Amazon for $200 I’m just being cheap!

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

nishi koichi posted:

as predicted, it looks like total crap in reality :smith:

the best photo:



They missed a bet not making any green shoe versions

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
should i buy some fake yeezy slides for 12$ i finally found some in US mens size 12 allegedly

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I just got my $10 yeezy crocs. I got the biggest size they had (45) hoping they'd be like actual crocs and run a little big, but if anything they're a size smaller.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I never realized you could buy "food" through Aliexpress but there's loads.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001390780765.html

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I never realized you could buy "food" through Aliexpress but there's loads.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001390780765.html

The Spanish site says these are sausages with nuts. That's... wrong... right?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Spanish site says these are sausages with nuts. That's... wrong... right?

IDK but I'm tempted to order Turkish delight from Aliexpress and feed it to my enemies.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Spanish site says these are sausages with nuts. That's... wrong... right?

It looks like whalenuts that are set in sugar mass. I think it is a middle eastern sweet.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Surely whalenuts would be much bigger

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
I like how the translate failed

quote:

1 kg in packs of payment. As content grape must, fresh cevizden maintained. Sugar beet sugar as being used products every week in the freshest way müşterilerimize are communicated.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I bought some of these sweets on a trip to Georgia, you can find the at east European delicatessen.

e:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchkhela

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:01 on May 4, 2021

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Nut sausage, you say

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Nut sausage would actually kill here; I should make some.


(my brain is singing this to the "Transformers' theme:) Nut sausage! Walnuts in some guts!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Do it looks like they've gone for efficiency and just fed some critter a bunch of nuts, and then candied its intestine.

Sweet nutty unwashed chitlins.

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spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

3D Megadoodoo posted:

IDK but I'm tempted to order Turkish delight from Aliexpress and feed it to my enemies.

Is Turkish delight one of those love it or hate it things then? I love it, but only the icing sugar type, eg:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...8%2315615%23658


I am, however, slightly concerned by the allergen info:

quote:


Allergen Warning: Trace Amount of Ant.

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