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eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Mu Zeta posted:

Doesn't a thermos solve this problem?

what, and have to open it? that's so much work, a USB mug is so much simpler

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Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Mu Zeta posted:

Doesn't a thermos solve this problem?

That was my thought, yes. But I don't ever have coffee left after 20 minutes.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




And the thread is named. What an awful product idea.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Mu Zeta posted:

Doesn't a thermos solve this problem?

In my experience, yeah. My stanley themos has a push button lid for drinking and I got it at Marshall's or Ross or whatever for like $5.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Taking hacker lessons to integrate the Ember technology into my Bripe

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

silvergoose posted:

And the thread is named. What an awful product idea.

I am proud to have been able to contribute to this thread in some terrible, meaningless way

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
While I can't speak to hot sauce in coffee, I can say that I love coffee hot sauce:

https://www.saus.ca/collections/all

It's been my go-to condiment since I bought my first batch in November.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Lord Stimperor posted:

Taking hacker lessons to integrate the Ember technology into my Bripe

so preoccupied with whether or not you could, they didn't stop to think if you should

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
I may or may not just have put down the deposit on a Lagom P64.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

bolind posted:

I may or may not just have put down the deposit on a Lagom P64.

im jealous it looks super cool, unsure if I could justify $1500 for a grinder, silver or black?

lol of course I could

Gunder
May 22, 2003

Awesome. One day I'll get that Weber EG1.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Looking like Jim Carrey from bat man with a massive inefficient computer rig strapped to your head and a solitary bripe

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

Sweeper posted:

im jealous it looks super cool, unsure if I could justify $1500 for a grinder, silver or black?

lol of course I could

Blaaaaaaack. Mainly because it's an extra €40 and my mate ordered one in silver, so I can say I have the more expensive one.

Gunder posted:

Awesome. One day I'll get that Weber EG1.

I wouldn't kick it out of bed, but it has very low WAF.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Lord Stimperor posted:

Taking hacker lessons to integrate the Ember technology into my Bripe

When will my Bripe include cloud integration

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Bread Set Jettison posted:

When will my Bripe include cloud integration

IoB - Internet of Bripes

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Ruby on Bripes

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


But can your bripe run doom?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

KillHour posted:

But can your bripe run doom?

Sure but can it run crysis

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Bripe hits 4 Jesus

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

So what do you guys do with your tons and tons of leftover coffee grounds?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

KinkyJohn posted:

So what do you guys do with your tons and tons of leftover coffee grounds?

compost em

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

KinkyJohn posted:

So what do you guys do with your tons and tons of leftover coffee grounds?

They can also be used for skin care, as a peeling. Shouldn't be too coarse though.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Boy that's consistent bripeanding

https://youtu.be/Vp-sqiTfHI0

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




FAUXTON posted:

compost em

This. They're basically already dirt, use them to make the compost into even better dirt.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

So I heard you dumb idiots all missed out on the Bripe when you had the chance to get 'em cheap, now get ready for this poo poo:


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/coffeestraw/jogotm-the-original-coffee-brewing-straw?ref=section-design-tech-view-more-discovery-p1


Bonus promo quote:







To be entirely fair, I don't hate the product per se. I mean while I don't personally see the niche it's exploiting, it might be useful to people. But I think the marketing is turbo obnoxious.

Lord Stimperor fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 7, 2021

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



- take a yerba mate straw
- make filter finer
- sell it to white people as a revolutionary achievement in coffee on-the-go

Tippecanoe
Jan 26, 2011

I see, it is a coffee Vape

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Tippecanoe posted:

I see, it is a coffee Vape

cofeve too soon?

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer
ah dammit I managed to pinch the pressure gauge hose sleeve of my Robot :smith:

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Lord Stimperor posted:

So I heard you dumb idiots all missed out on the Bripe when you had the chance to get 'em cheap, now get ready for this poo poo:


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/coffeestraw/jogotm-the-original-coffee-brewing-straw?ref=section-design-tech-view-more-discovery-p1


Bonus promo quote:







To be entirely fair, I don't hate the product per se. I mean while I don't personally see the niche it's exploiting, it might be useful to people. But I think the marketing is turbo obnoxious.

Isn’t this just cowboy coffee?

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Nitrousoxide posted:

Isn’t this just cowboy coffee?

Well in the cup - yes. But supposedly the filter in the straw removes most of the solids. I guess there's an outdoorsy use case for it where you don't mind cleaning out all the grounds out of a vessel but don't have enough space for a press.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Not sure how the straw filter isn't going to get immediately clogged with the volume of grounds in the cup.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Nitrousoxide posted:

Not sure how the straw filter isn't going to get immediately clogged with the volume of grounds in the cup.

You suck harder then and stir it like a milkshake.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Jhet posted:

You suck harder then and stir it like a milkshake.

NSFW that poo poo

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Lord Stimperor posted:

So I heard you dumb idiots all missed out on the Bripe when you had the chance to get 'em cheap, now get ready for this poo poo:


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/coffeestraw/jogotm-the-original-coffee-brewing-straw?ref=section-design-tech-view-more-discovery-p1


Bonus promo quote:







To be entirely fair, I don't hate the product per se. I mean while I don't personally see the niche it's exploiting, it might be useful to people. But I think the marketing is turbo obnoxious.

This looks like a hipster version of the bripe. Besides the man behind Bripe looks like someone who just wants you to live your best bripe life.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

AnimeIsTrash posted:

This looks like a hipster version of the bripe. Besides the man behind Bripe looks like someone who has a lot of thoughts about the magical properties of jizz


Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Nobody posted the Goat Mug yet?

https://goat-story.com/products/goat-mug-brown-coffee-mug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nEWbMIw_Q

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

AnimeIsTrash posted:

This looks like a hipster version of the bripe. Besides the man behind Bripe looks like someone who just wants you to live your best bripe life.



the real Diamond Joe?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Made moka pot for the first time in a while and couldn't remember the exact details...how much coffee and then how much water? Ended up with 15g to 150ml and it turned out tasty enough.

Also my 3yo asked, nay, demanded a sip and declared it good, I have Concerns.

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Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



I think you're supposed to fill the coffee ground holder to be level with it's top and the water should go just up to the bottom of the pressure release valve in the base (but making sure to not cover it up.)

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